How do I become dominant?

Do I have to be here 24/7 and not have a life on GAG and post body pics of myself? Do I have to say "BAHA" and "gloots" and "sloots" and other alpha slang? What can I do to become alpha?

It's so frustrating! I can't have fan girls following me everywhere like Steroids McDouchebags over here :(

  • Steroids brah
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  • Give up all your time and be on GAG daily for the rest of your life
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  • Spread them gloots boyo
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  • Give many BroJobs mayne!
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  • I'm offended
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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What Girls Said 7

  • I thought you meant dominant in the bedroom and I was hella confused 🙄

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  • Shank! 👊
    Your cool dude. Half of the people on here are trolls. 👐

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  • Not sure about dominant but unnerving fits the bill 😂

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  • there no such thing as alpha slang. That is bullshit

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  • You're asking how to be dominant? (We all know you meant alpha boyo). That right there, is some beta ass shit.
    P. S. Do the roids.

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  • Lol why do you have this picture on your profile? it looks like you're a stalker.

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  • By taking that pic off of your profile

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What Guys Said 5

  • Lol chico be trollin..

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  • haha i like your sarcasm... .

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  • All of the above, yes.

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  • To some being strong is what you don't do rather than what you do.

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  • Sure thing, your description is bang on.
    Apparently stupid chicks love it.

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