Best/funny Cheesy pickup lines or jokes?

Bored and like cheesy pickup lines and cheesy jokes lol so anyone have any good/funny ones?


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What Guys Said 3

  • Here's one.
    Even in zero gravity , I would still fall for you.
    What I'm trying to say is , you're so fat you're exerting your own gravitational pull."

    How about another.
    Got google maps? Cos I'm lost in your eyes. Seriously , pls send help. I've been wandering for days. I'm scared.

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  • "Are you a turd? Cause I think you're the shit".
    "Can I tie your shoe? I don't wanna see you fall for anyone else."
    "You dropped something" when they ask what: "Your standards. Nice to meet you."

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  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
    Well here I am, what are your other two wishes?
    Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u 😉
    I was blinded by your beauty, I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

    😂😂😂😂

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