Tell me an embarrassing fart story you have.
What's your most embarrassing fart story?
What Girls Said 1
Let me clarify what OP is really asking.
"Tell me a fart story so I can get off on it. Because not only am I the kind of person who asks perverted questions on the internet. I'm the kind of person who wants to try to hide I'm perverted so people will indulge me unknowingly."1
What Guys Said 2
I had a silent 1 that cleared an entire hallway in high school and no one knew it was me 😂0
Farted on (and subsequently woke up) my significant other in the middle of the night when we were sleeping. rofl0
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