I really want to flash the postman?

The postman comes a lot and he looks in his late twenties or early thirties. I'm 18, I don't know why but whenever he comes up to my door I have this overwhelming urge to knock on my bedroom window so he'll look at me, and then show him my breasts and body.
Would this be weird? Will I get in trouble?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • A little weird, maybe, but getting in trouble is unlikely. Exhibitionism is a kink I understand. You feel naughty and validated by "accidentally" showing someone your goodies. But the key is "accidental". If you knock to get his attention, he may actually feel creeped out and look away. But young guys are always looking for a good view from behind our Ray-bans. The scenario should be that you are just out of the shower and drying your hair naked in front of the window in full view... be sure the light is on so he can see you, because it's brighter outside. And never, ever "notice" he saw you. Don't do it again for a few days and then give him a reprise. Even if he is married, he will still look forward to delivering the mail at your house.

    • Yes, now this is a very good idea.

    • One more thing. If you really accidentally catch his eye, look shocked and cover up with your towel.

  • Well it's not that weird in today's society but... there's always a chance he could like what he sees and decide to become a postman gone phycho serial stalker 🤔👀.

    • I don't think he'd dislike my body because I'm slim and have decent sized boobs. But I don't know why that would turn him in to a psycho stalker! I just find it exciting.

    • Lol this easily sounds like a plan that will go bad. In horror movies, the good looking working guy thinks some girl is interested in him, only to see it was just a one time thing and then bam now he's out to kill her 👀.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Start off by knocking on the window and just giving a friendly wave first just so you can establish what his reaction would be.. then next time maybe get a bit flirty and see how that goes. Keep in mind he comes everyday so if something goes wrong it could get weird so just take it slow and see if he reacts to your non-sexual exhibitionism well first.

  • I totally understand you! The postman here is good-looking as well, and I have seriously thought of kidnapping him. I wouldn't have a place to hide, so I sort of let go of this idea by now.
    You should flash him. It might be weird, but who knows, maybe he'll enjoy the view.

  • No, you are in your own Home, hopefully Alone.
    However, I think that if you Flash this Guy, he may go Wry, and be sure to Look Down when in Town.
    You either have Issues with Flashing or One Big Crush on this One, hun.
    Good Luck. xx

    • Thanks, Gag, for allowing me to be More Diplomatic Here, dear. xx

  • girl go ahead and flash, then act like it never happen. after hours and hours of driving in car with no ac i'm sure he'll appreciate the view

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  • You're an exhibitionist. I'd do it but be prepared to get caught though the likelihood is small.

  • Lmfao 😂😂😂😂I'm sure he'll enjoy it 😜😂

  • yes that's weird and if he doesn't want you to that's sexual harassment.

    • If only there were more like you

  • He might want to visit you more often after that...

  • He could sue you for sexual harassment.

  • XD youd be giving him a rod the rear of his shift XD hell definitely think you are weird. Are you crushing?

  • Would be weird, lol.

  • No because he knows where you live then. If you ever do this do it too people you'll never see again

  • what in the world

  • next time he comes around just open the door naked.

    • I'm too nervous and someone might be home

    • lol what do you want to achieve from this?

    • I'm not sure, but the thought of showing him my body excites me

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  • Make sure you press them up to the glass.

    • Why do I need to do that haha

    • Make them look bigger. :)

    • They're quite big anyway but I may do that

  • Dont flash him. If you want to show him him, just give him a preview with clothes still on.

    Like, have tight tanktop or short, and go outside to get the letters. That will be less creepy and mpre comfortable for the both of you.

    • Nah that's not enough

    • Well then, after you take the letters after walking back a few steps home, bend over and pretend to take something off your shoe. That will give him a bit ass action

  • Hahaha

  • As long as you make look like a accident you be fine.

  • Lmaoooo

    • This is a serious matter

    • reminds if back when this hot clothes delivery woman come to our house every Saturday, I'd be out mowing the grass when she'd come, should have gone nude.

    • Now mowing the grass nude WOULD be weird 🤣

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  • Yeah that's enough GAG for me. Good night 👍

  • damn, I wish I'm a postman :p

  • this would be awesome and make his day

  • Just flash your pants

  • wow you get so horny :D
    if postman not coming can i? :D

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