How to make fake vodka?

[bloomonster]

im not selling it I just want to get my friend "drunk", I'm gonna use clear flavored grape drink but I don't know how to get the bitter taste (that safe to drink)...help?

if you wanna know why I'm doing this READ HERE

he has never tasted alcohol, and when he smoked weed for the first time he over reacted that he was "high" I mean OVER REACTED! he got all energetic and start "seeing things" it was just so fake. so now me and my friends are just trying to get him to act drunk :)

we're gonna drink it with him and if he doesn't get drunk we're gonna start acting drunk and let him brag about how much he can drink and not get drunk :P

[HolyGuacamole]

I wouldn't use grape juice because it's so sweet that

if you added something to make it taste alcoholic,

there would have to be a lot of it.

make a fake long island, or something like that.

brew some tea, just regular tea, probably

a waterbottle full, depending on how much you're making,

brew it, don't just buy it, that has sweeteners.

you don't want that.

make the tea & put it in the fridge.

get a clear carbonated drink, sprite, 7-up, etc..

mix it with some lemonade, lemonade is sweet

but has that bitter taste. mix it in a bowl, add some lemons

if you're feeling classy. hah! add the tea at the end,

the tea leaves a bitter aftertaste, but not so strong

thinking that he's consuming alcohol.

hopefully this helps, remember to take pictures, eh?

[bloomonster]

thanks I'm gonna record it actually so ill give you the youtube link as soon as I do it which would be any time soon because of school and work

[HolyGuacamole]

hah. awesome, glad I could help.

[ShishKabob]

I doubt you'll be able to make anything that tastes/smells anything like alcohol on your own, but if your friend doesn't drink it doesn't matter as he won't know.

The best way would be to get some O'Douls or some other non-alcoholic beer (I believe St. Paulies also makes one). It tastes 99% like beer but has no alcohol. Just put it in different bottles or pour it in a glass before he sees.

Or go buy cans of birch beer and tell him it'll get him drunk. It won't.

[bunny420]

Add bleach.

[6842yvil]

Yeah I used a 50/50 mix of bleach and clear flavored grape drink to make fake vodka for my friend. It was hilarious how they acted like it made them drunk. I mean vomiting, gasping for breath, they even passed out...

[bunny420]

Oh reallyy?