Weird/funny names you have people as on your phone?

[IHateMeganFox]

Do you put people in your phone as something weird or funny sometimes? I was just thinking about it today when these guys I put as Morgan the Felon and Tyler the Ginger texted me lol.

Among others:

Urkel

Bitch girl with bf

Chuck E. Cheese

Ed, Edd, and Eddy

Joe dirt creeper

Keith the Stalker

Lito stinky feeto

Peter Pan

Platypus girl

Random Jackass

a**hole

Farthead

Etc.

Don't ask.. stupid question that came to my mind. :D

[cun7n1nja]

Oh tons.

Dolla Beal$

Bobo

Jean Bon Appetit

Twack Bro

Cannon

Cheddars

Johnny Eagle

Gator

Papa Goddard

Claptrap 1

Action Jackson

Joselito

Jummy

Koko

Yes Lisa

Eddie Mailman

Kyle Mantis

DS [downs syndrome] Mario

Mclovin

Big Mike

Misterrr

Wants Money 1, 2, and 3 [for bill collectors so I can ignore them haha]

Muffin

Muklukkk

Oh My Goddard

Fat Pants

Peri Pickwhipslickwickpickinit

Puppies

She-bitch

Slippy

Squidney

Travio

Xdanterr

Zooooook

And that is my complete list of interesting names, haha. The other 1/2 to 2/3 of my contacts are named relatively normally. =P

[IHateMeganFox]

lol nice I like DS Mario.

[cun7n1nja]

Lmao me too. Especially because the guy it's named for doesn't know what the 'DS' stands for. He knows about the nickname, but that's it, haha.

[IHateMeganFox]

So he's not really down sydrome?

[cun7n1nja]

No, he's not, lol. So it sounds mean, but honestly I know if I told him what it meant, he'd just laugh.

[IHateMeganFox]

It's not mean just a nickname. :) Is he mexican?

[cun7n1nja]

No, he's white. It came about one day because he thought it would be funny to wear overalls. At the time he'd grown his hair out into this gigantic 'Jew fro', and had this hat on that made it all squish out the sides. It was just a hilarious visual, he may have even had a mustache at the time. =P

[IHateMeganFox]

Lol that's funny.

[Anonymous]

All my contacts at saved under code names lol.

"Fresh prince!" Is my friend who resembles will smith back in his fresh prince days.

"Ah what now?" Is my mother. She's saved as that in all of her children's phones lol.

"Mrs fleeky!" Is a girl who always uses the term 'on fleek'

"Old news 😴" is this guy I was seeing who seemingly always has an excuse as to why he hasn't bothered with me.

"Mission aborted" ex boyfriend because our relationship was aborted. I ran from the hills lol.

"Space station" is my house phone.

"curtain twitcher" is my nosey sister who's always in my business. Our neighbors gets called the same because they are always at their windows watching what's going on.

The list is almost endless...

[Anonymous]

I've got...

Fancily (Friend)
Female (Friend)
Ghost (Dad)
IDEK (Some guy that liked me)
Fish (Friend)
Nana (Friend)
Ra (Friend)
Slice (Friend)
The Snitch (Sister)
Weave Child (Friend)
You Would Have Been Murdered (Friend)
Fuckboy Alert (Fuckboy)
NOPE (Fuckboy)

[KERMlT]

Not really because I have a tendency to forget who that person is.

I got a phone call from DeadToMe and couldn't think of who it was. I found out it was a family member that I washed my hands of. Thank goodness I didn't pick it up. :)

[IHateMeganFox]

Lol wtf.

[Ezmotts]

Redneck bastard.

[IHateMeganFox]

HAHAHAHA!

[tohrment]

Nope, but my name is always something funny in other peoples phones. "Phantom friend" and "lusty wench" being two of my apparent pseudonyms.

[IHateMeganFox]

lusty wench? oh jeez.

[tohrment]

Hahaha :)

[IHateMeganFox]

:)

[SillyG0000se]

"that one guy"

"that one girl"

"whatsherface"

"whatshisface"

"ignore his calls"

[calialltheway1993]

No I don't nickname my friends because I think it's silly and I usually forget... I even don't remember the ones with names. But they nickname me on their contact

[Chaz-Brono]

i have:
Abbydew, Beff (Beth), Bobby Brown, Cookie Monster, Dargon, Davers, homewrecker, Jordna, MotherShip, Prince Abooboob, Ravino (Raven), and smart one in my phone.

[CarelessWhisper]

not really funny but I have half the people in my contacts under the name Ignore, and ignore them I do

[IHateMeganFox]

O.O that's so mean!

[CarelessWhisper]

you wouldn't say that if you knew the people in my contact list

[IHateMeganFox]

What makes them so bad?

[Puppypercy]

I have some pretty weird contacts
-pumpkin boy Ben (friend)
-hobo wife (my bff)
-hobo love child (friend)
-fish (friend)
-head quarters (home)
-da da (dad)
-mommy (mom)
-TGPG Worshipper (friend)

[IHateMeganFox]

Interesting. What does TGPG Worshipper stand for?

[sunmonster]

F*aggot

a**hole

Bitch

Stalker

[IHateMeganFox]

haha classic.

[SnackG]

I only put real names. Mom is the closest one to something weird.

[IHateMeganFox]

boo you. :(

[Tink_a_gong]

I put my mom as "Birthgiver" and my dad as "Dumbledore" :)

[Kain6th]

David

Bahahahahahahah!

:-P

[IHateMeganFox]

-_-

[Love_is_in_the_air]

i also have david xD

[Kain6th]

Funny name huh? Makes me chuckle!

[IHateMeganFox]

I would have a David if I hadn't already named him Chuck E. Cheese. :l

[Love_is_in_the_air]

bob makes me laugh :P

[IHateMeganFox]

Hey watch it my grandpas name was Bob!

[Love_is_in_the_air]

sorry :/

[IHateMeganFox]

It's OK kid.

[Love_is_in_the_air]

lol you are the kid

[IHateMeganFox]

I'm 2 years younger than you switz kid.

[Love_is_in_the_air]

i m not switz ;D that's a decoy

[IHateMeganFox]

You bastard!

[Anonymous]

All my friends I have named as different celebrity's i. e. Morgan freeman etc DARH BLARK MARN is another of my close mates

[SunSeeker]

Julie Alba do not answer!

[IHateMeganFox]

I just noticed you're username is like man below.

[Love_is_in_the_air]

no I respect my friends

[IHateMeganFox]

The people aren't my freinds just random people. :)

[Love_is_in_the_air]

so y do you have their numbers :P

[IHateMeganFox]

Idk they asked so I gave it to them.

[0928323]

Jesus...

[IHateMeganFox]

Is he god like?

[Kain6th]

He turned wine into wine! :-O

[IHateMeganFox]

O.o

[Love_is_in_the_air]

he was god in bed? or he was more of the "jesus christ are you done yet" kind of guys :P

[0928323]

Haha actually he was just a cocky sob who put his contact in my phone lol