Well the opposite sex is something that has puzzled me since birth. My mother had me and when the doctor handed me to her she said "That's not what I wanted" You can only imagine how fast my eyes sprung open. If it wasn't for the umbilical cord I would have made it further than the 20 inches I had ran! It was at that moment that I realized why I was here. To find the answer to that one question. What do women want?
So here i am 27 years later still on my mission. I have been studying the opposite sex since birth. Some will make you laugh. Some will make you cry. But there is something about them. I don't know. It must be their ankles. That's usually we're I start. Long sexy legs with beautiful thighs that prop up that nice tight butt. Or maybe it's the hair which falls over a beautiful face with eyes that sparkle like the brightest stars in the sky. Or that smile that can knock me out of my shoes!! WOW.
Yep women are a mystery, but I vow to finish my mission even if it takes me the rest of my life. I will possibly do anything to make a women happy, because the thing that makes me the happiest in world is to provide a women with the pleasure she deserves.
If you would like to see a picture of me feel free to send a message. ;)
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