A: O-h I did this once or twice to my ex. I asked him nicely and it was a lot of fun. I also had an opportunity to put make-up on him and offered him my g-string. It was hilarious, and he enjoyed it too.
A: I think you should take it easy. She is not showing interest, is she? Sorry, but you are pushing her away even more when you start to describe your feelings. Why don't you just be a good friend to her, make her relaxed in your company by being funny, fun loving, supporting etc.