Just moved to a college town. My mercedes runs on vegetable oil. My drink is a double of jack on the rocks with a splash of coke. I've been playing guitar (blues) since I was 11, but I'm not serious about it anymore. I spent over 100,000 dollars in a period of two and a half years without a coke habit or paying rent so I put the rest of the money into a trust fund and can't touch it until I'm 31. I once rear ended a UN diplomat (when I saw his license plate I knew I wasn't going to be able to talk my way out of that one). I've been jonesin' for a music festival for a while now. The last time I went was Bonnaroo a couple of years ago, and the scene was shitty. I got this bad ass hat for free about a week ago and it's inspired me to become a redneck... we'll see how long that lasts.
A: Yeah, what's the deal with that? This celebrity craziness is all pervasive. I wish I could ignore it totally but whenever I'm at the grocery store I'm forced to read about it. These people live in insulated little bubbles completely separated from the real world. Their lives are of no consequence to... more