A: Men have nipples. We have a clitoris. Men have the vas deferens (sp?). Each one of us has a bit of the other. Besides some men seem to like a bit of nibbling there.
A: They are just trying to tell you that they love you. I understand your wishes but some people are never going to get that because to them a birthday means something - usually good. I could care less too, but I care less one way or the other. If I am thrown a party I have a good time and say thank... more