Describe your ideal first date; Where do you go? What do you wear? How does the date end?
I'd probably invite you over. We could get high and play video games in our pajamas. We'd go out and see a comedy show (means I don't have to be witty) or see a bad slasher flick. For food, order in Mexican or cook up a home run inn. Thai. Or, if you rock, hotdogs. Play some music, go to the beach and sit on the docks with a six pack as the sun rises and just bullshit each other until we kiss.
Afterwards..what will your date know about you?
Whatever she wanted to know. I'm one bizarre guy with a strange charm. Usually the first date is just a weird experience. You either enjoy me or you don't. Some people like being comfortable and forgetting about the stigmas of society. Others find comfort in the restraints of "the first date". I say f*** that.