When guys are together, what do they talk about?

[Pearl_Girl]

what do they say about girls and all that?

do they gossip around?

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I can't believe they talk about masturbating, thts just weird.

[That-Guy]

Guys speak in a very goal orientated joking way. For example:

1. A girl we're trying to get with or date:

- her looks

- how we met

- our goals with the girl

- discussion of the best way of getting her

2. a girl we're with

- usually starts out with bitching about her crazyness

- examples of where she just acts out of emotions and without logic.

- followed by jokes.

3. Poop/masterbation/fart/gay sex jokes

- this is primarily what men do 24/7 with out friends.

4. work, money or hobbies.

Where do we differ from woman's conversations? We don't analyze things as deep or in depth as women do.

[Quixotica]

Guys don't gossip so much as talk about what they've accomplished. We talk about wanting girls and success with girls, but as we get older it becomes less about 'who' since we've met so many more people and more about 'what.' Once you get married, everything becomes 'advice'.

[andashsays]

we ask this to my guy friends allll the time !

they say they talk about the same things we do.

soo that mean girls, girls they don't like, turn ons offs, sex, most likely masterbating just becasue they are guys ahaha

soo yah

[johnny_hustle]

Actually where I'm from guys rarely talk about masturbating. and it depends on who you talk to. some guys talk about how they "got" with a girl, or how they would love to sleep with another girl even tho they have a gf. then you have some who don't really talk about girls around other guys unless its the damn she's fine, or hott or w/e. and those guys are usually the guys who respect women and won't cheat. and when they hear other guys talking about cheating it p*sses them off, but they don't say

[johnny_hustle]

Anything. because they know there is nothing that can be said to get it through there thick skulls

[DoNt-PaNiC]

okay well I've noticed that the little guys, or basically any guy without any sexual experience ALWAYS talks about sex as if they are some love guru... its so annoying..

[mscuriosity]

yeah I wanna know this too! My friend says all they talk about at school is masterbating lol

[Quixotica]

Yes, we talk about masturbating frequently. In high school it's to jab someone like we're above it, then in college it's blatant.

[Thatguy16]

well there is a lot of joking and fooling around but the main subjects of discusion are on girls and sex. Somtimes there is some prank calling but this is pretty rare.