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"BREAK UP" Time to Crack up
What should come after love ?(jokes) Of course break up (jokes) Breaking up is never easy... But, sometimes it's really for the best.... So here's some jokes (or funny truths) about break ups... Hope it puts a smile on...
Guys, Does my guy friend with benefits want more or am I reading too much into his behaviour?
I met him on a dating app. We chatted and flirted for about 2 weeks. Then I met him at his place the first time and we hooked up. The sex was beyond amazing for us. We did the same plan again next weekend. The two...
What does it mean when a guy walks by and stares into your eyes, while smiling? Would he be interested?
There’s this guy I noticed in my university 6 months ago. He’s extremely attractive, but I thought well I’ll never get to talk to him, since it’d be awkward randomly walking up to him and starting a conversation. Now it’s...
Why are girls so confusing, does she want to be left alone or not?
There's this girl who, according to her, doesn't like me. SHe calls me annoying and irritating and all that stuff. So I try to keep to myself but after a while she will start calling me names, teasing me and trying to...
Stuck in limbo and can't seem to navigate out.
Ok so there is a receptionist at the gym I work at, who is has been working there for about two months now. She is pretty cute and I have said hi, bye and try to crack a couple jokes (which were drier then the Sahara...
Anyone else grossed out when a girl farts?
It's definitely something I don't/won't put up with. Could never go through life with a farter. It's just weird and not ladylike or feminine at all. It's even worse if she's attractive. Instantly takes her down at least 4...
Combination of ADHD and Autism.(4/4 part)
Okay this is the final part explaing what it's like to have both adhd and autism.I've had fun writting these takes.Though this is the most work I've ever ended up putting into a mytake.This whole thing took like 24hours...
Jealous Of Not Being Anyone's First GF/BF? Read This!
I'm an insecure enough person as is (which I am trying to work on), but it doesn't help when my boyfriend brings up stuff about his ex (his first girlfriend, I am his 2nd). He doesn't speak about her too much, just the...
The D Word and his Friend A: Depression and Anxiety from my POV
I'll paint you a picture of what anxiety and depression looks like. It looks like me crying into a bowl of beef fried rice while I *mentally* tell myself what a shitty person I am. It looks like me, completely...
Confronting My Guy Friend Who Touched Me Inappropriately
All I can say is I didn't quite expect it. I've had a guy friend for a few years now. I'll be using the term "friend" quite loosely because it's not like we hang out or even talk all the time, and I'm not sure if he would...
How to Deal with Dance Floor Competition
This is part 2/Bro Code Volume 2 of my first article "How To Be a Go-Getter at the Bar." In that article I was discussing how to dance with a girl on the dance floor when out at a nightclub and went over "The Types" of...
The wall of aloneness.
You've probably heard the saying "running your head up against a wall." A saying describing putting constant effort into something and not seeing any results, almost knowing that no result will ever occur. For me, that...
15 Random Facts About Me
I was working on a hefty take last week that I was intending to be a hard-hitting topic that would get the discussion going … and I accidentally xed it out, declined to save it because I thought it was another document...
Inspirations Behind Every Ape and His Brother's Most Shocking Lyrics
... is watching you from the bushes, ready to pounce!!! I'm writing this take on the coattails of all the recent craze on GaG about Taylor Swift. Alas, none of her songs were spoofed below. But still... This experiment in...
How it Feels Growing Up With Overprotective Parents
To start this take I'm gonna make it clear to you. No, I don't hate my family and no, I don't regret being in my family; in fact, if I were given a chance to choose my family by God, I'd still choose them. THE DOWNSIDE:...
Why 'Rape Culture' Exists, But Not 'Physical Violence Culture'
Violence can be physical or sexual. You've most likely heard the term 'rape culture', but have you wondered why physical violence is discussed nowhere near as often? You may think physical violence is of microscopical (if...
Why I am Happy with my Body
There's something I don't understand. Among all this body positivity shit you have people asking questions. Things like "what's your favourite body type?" "What's your dream body?" "If you could have any body, what would...
20 Qualities of a "Real" Woman
Your awesome myTake is now "Featured". You have earned extra 100 Xper Points and will be in queue to get featured on homepage! Congrats! 20 Qualities of a "Real" Woman HAHAHAHAHA! I knew GAG would do this! In your face...
