Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

Alright, so to get it out of the way. I am a D cup, and I sag. Not a lot, but enough that if I lie on my back I end up looking flat chested enough to be a guy. Apart from where the boob sinks into my armpits of course. And the lack of guy bits.

Because I don't want this take to be too long though, I'm going to focus on the big and the small breasted. If you guys want, I can make another for the saggy and perky.

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

So first off. The disadvantages to having big tits.

(There are so many things I could put here.)

  1. Stairs. As mentioned in the illustration above.
  2. Back pain.
  3. Finding a top that is the right size to compliment your figure, or at least look decent, that your boobs don't spill out of or just tear.
  4. Bigger the boob the bigger the bra. Bigger the bra the harder it is to find. (and more expensive it is)
  5. Running is a horror to behold. Why do the P.E teachers in school never get this?
  6. When they're growing... they either grow faster and hurt more than small boobs, or grow slower so take longer and everyone is sick of your whingeing by the time they stop.
  7. Bra's in your size are never pretty. Just beige. Everything's in beige.
  8. Oh god pregnancy... how much bigger are they going to get?
  9. Lying on your belly. That there is almost as much of a no go as running.
  10. 'You're so lucky. I wish my boobs were that big.'

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

So, the advantages to big boobs.

  1. As illustrated above. Personal radiators! Always a warm place for your hands.
  2. You... float easier? I s'pose...
  3. Built in pillow for your partner or child.
  4. Boom. Want a man/woman? Put those babies on display!
  5. Hey, guess what? Big boobs are a sign of good fertility! That's good news for you chikas wanting kids right?
  6. There are some outfits you can pull off better than anyone else.
  7. 'Sweetie, where'd you put the remote?' Built in storage.
  8. Your guy/girl will likely love them.
  9. Free shit!
  10. I'm a real woman with these babies! (supposedly, anyway)

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

The disadvantages for small boobs.

  1. It's so hard to find bras that make you look bigger.
  2. Sports bras. I swear I'm not a guy with long hair.
  3. As illustrated above. Locker rooms (change rooms).
  4. You aren't as young as everyone thinks you are. That ID is starting to look worn.
  5. When the guys have bigger boobs than you.
  6. You feel less like a woman.
  7. Why don't guys/girls look at me?
  8. The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
  9. Your younger sister has outgrown your hand me downs.
  10. You don't want your date to see the padding you wore to impress them.

Boobs. Whether They're Big, Small, Saggy or Perky. We Love to Hate Them.

The advantages!

  1. You can lie on your stomach without pain!
  2. No stretch in the tee designs only makes the design look better.
  3. Get away with buying the childrens movie ticket. So much cheaper.
  4. Limbo. Boobs aren't going to get in the way.
  5. No bra. Nuff said.
  6. No back pain!
  7. No bounce!
  8. Low neck line, no problem.
  9. Pretty bras!
  10. Smaller the boob, the more pleasure you feel.

If I didn't mention something please add it int he comments. Otherwise enjoy ^-^ and let me know if you want another with the pros and cons for saggy and perky boobs.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • It's so hard to find bras that make you look bigger.
    Who said I want to look bigger in the first place?

    You aren't as young as everyone thinks you are. That ID is starting to look worn.
    I don't think people go by boob size when guessing now old someone is.

    You feel less like a woman.
    That's just bullshit.

    Why don't guys/girls look at me?
    They still look at me.

    You don't want your date to see the padding you wore to impress them.
    I don't aim to impress dates with tits

    • Okay, I get that I got a lot wrong, and I did put an apparently next to the 'less of a woman' statement, because I don't believe it. I was just fishing for more cons and found that one on the web. I found most of them on the web, I don't have small tits so I don't know many advantages and disadvantages. I made a lot of assumptions. A few of these were for the self conscious girls. What they would perceive as being a bad thing about having small boobs. And I would worry about what my date thought of my boobs. I get not everyone would, but I figured if I would then there's definitely other people who would. Apologies for any offense I caused.

Most Helpful Guy

  • ummm is this suggesting all guys like bigger boobs? cause I know a LOT of guys who prefer smaller/medium boobs (including me). I just dont find bigger ones attractive. and with smaller boobs we can cuddle easier without squeezing their boobs too hard. I might be biased but I think smaller are way better to have.

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  • I kinda want to do an op-ed...

    • I just posted my Op-Ed! Let me know what you think. :)

  • The age old problem. Woman with small breasts want to be notice and want bigger ones. Girls that are naturally endowed in this area hate them and want smaller ones.

    I've heard this a lot from women in different age groups. The real problem is that you're unhappy with your body image and that needs to change.

  • I disagree with your disadvantages of being small breasted. You make out like it's a bad, shameful thing to be and most of it is assumptions!

    I like my small boobs, I was never embarrassed in the changing rooms, yet you make me feel like I should be. I don't wear padding or go in search of padded bras. You don't really need sports bras but if you do wear one, you look more athletic if anything. People can still see you're a girl. Hell, I don't feel less of a woman and I still get lots of girls/guys looking at me, it's not all about boobs!

    Is #5 a joke? What the hell is #8?

    This would've been a good take if you didn't make it so derogatory.

    • yes this is a bad take

  • YOU GOT THAT RIGHT ABOUT FLAT GIRL PROBS LIKE I NEVER HEARD ENOUGH OF HOW SMALL MY BOOBS WERE / AND STILL ARE

  • I've got C's & I'm 5'10", so my issues of small breasts are only issues because they're disproportionate to the rest of my body. So, disadvantage...

    I can't wear sexy outfits without looking awkward.

    • Why is that? Because you are taller?

    • I'm taller and I'm also shaped like an hourglass. C's aren't very big at all.

    • Maybe if they are at eye-level and too close for comfort for your friends? I think you just think they look disproportionate when they look normal. Band size is the only thing that would make one C bigger than another C.

  • I'm a DDD in American size. Shirts are a HUGE deal. Forget anything with buttons. If you buy it to fit the boobs, it's too big everywhere else and you wind up looking pregnant. If you buy it to fit the body, people get a free peep show through the hole where the buttons strain. Eventually, someone's going to lose an eye. Flying buttons EVERYWHERE. Lol. For all you ladies saying that bras are ugly grey, tan, white or black, try cacique. com. That's where I get mine from. The ones I wear (plunge bras) is usually between $37-$45 each, but they have good sales. I usually wait until they are buy 1 get 1 free. This happens very often. There are always bras in the clearance section too. I just saw a few that I like on clearance for $17 & $22. Good luck!

    • @crystalt70 Think positively, I work in the oil sector and we do not have female and also a few in this area... In fact I did not notice this thing with the science I find the advantage of the girl that the size of large breasts, ... have a nice day

  • Haha good take! I'm kinda in the middle I suppose. I liked how you covered the advantages and disadvantages to both sizes. I've had most trouble with the smaller boob disadvantages. Xp but I'm glad to hear the advantages of them!

  • As a child I hated my boobs and I wanted to duck tape them down because honestly who here with 38D as a middle schooler would be happy?

    Being hit on by older men who accidentally think you're old or know you are young and tell you 'they will wait'. Wearing any low cut tops is not possible because you're an labeled an automatic whore by other girls who don't understand. Having to buy bras from victoria secrets before your friends do because you have a large chest because training bras are literally just soft cotton sports bras. No support whatsoever... though they were obscenely comfy compared to having to wear wire.

    A body maturing way too fast for a child is a very, very stressful experience.

    But now, BAM 23 AND FINE, YES *snaps* Behold my womanliness many girls envy! bwahahaha

    • You are describing the experience of my wife whom the boobie fairy visited in the fifth grade. At her largest, she wore a 44 J, now having lost weight, she is down to a 36 F.

    • It's a blessing that comes in the form of a childhood curse. I looked online for any exercises that would help me shrink my chest. I would clap backwards about 100 times a night with no avail. Did not help I was also over weight. I'm 28 pounds lighter now and 5 inches taller though my boobs didn't really shrink as much as I was told they would. From 38D to a 34DD.

    • haha "but now BAM!" haaha. i guess its hard for a young girl to be busty. well these old me that hit on you didn't understand you are 14-15... ?

  • Wait, really? Small boobs feel more pleasure?

    That would explain a lot o. o

  • I've never understood the whole pros/cons list thing when it comes to women's bodies or our boobs. I have big boobs and I haven't really experienced a lot of the things on these list, good or bad, I know they're meant for fun and they are funny but they're always so damn over dramatic.

    Why do we have to talk about, analyze and compare our bodies all of the time, i'm sorry but I just don't get these kinds of things, it feels like it only adds to the problem, it doesn't do anything for acceptance.

    • I just feel like some people need to realise there are both good and bad things about the things they have. It takes the arrogant people off of their high horses, and helps boost the confidence of people who think they've got it all bad.

    • Yeah, I understand. I just wish women were more about accepting themselves and each other rather then comparing and always having these pros/cons big boobs vs small boobs battles. I get what you were promoting, just wish it wasn't always in these ways is all lol.

  • Thank god I don't have moobs

    Good take! ^_^

    • I second that^^ :)

    • @BelleGirl21 - first sentence or second? LOL

    • Lol I meant the first but both are true statements!

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  • Honestly, I prefer "smaller" breasts... Maybe that's a corollary to the fact that I prefer natural breasts, not medically "super-sized" breasts (please excuse the McDonald's euphemism... lol...). A visually-pleasing 32A to a nice 34B is perfect... Even the Double-A team needs love too, ya know...(Yes, a 32AA is sexy and appealing too). Ladies, be proud of what nature gave you. There's a guy (or a gal, for that matter - think switch-hitter for all the softball fans... lol...) out there who thinks you are perfect EXACTLY as you are! Gimme a 32A over a Triple-D all day long and twice on Sundays... On a serious note, breast size is not that big a deal to me. I've dated women of different shapes and sizes. They were all beautiful to me for one reason or another, and it usually had nothing to do with breast size. Its also not a huge consideration, since they do change size over a women's lifespan... What happen's when the first child is born? They get larger, due to the mammarial creation of baby food... lol... Do women really obsess over this? I don't worry about the size of my man-bits (pretty average, I guess), I've just learned how to use it to its fullest potential... lol.

  • YES!!! The lying down part and running is painful!! My friend recently had to take birth control pills which somehow caused her girlfriends to grow and she called me up one night telling me she can now relate to and understand my pain. I'm getting the same feeling of happiness from being able to relate to someone from reading this take 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • cookiesandcream@ Stimulation and birth control pills increase the milk hormone and the subsequent growth of the breast

  • Funny I have small breasts and never found that men didn't notice me that was not nice to say. Also im not flat because im small, and that stairs problem, i have that too if im not wearing a bra. Overall this take was too bias towards bigger breasts and even the "pros" of small were meant to not measure up to big. The movie ticket thing really? really? ha !

    • basically you have attempted to sell something while pissing off half the population >>> FAIL

    • Considering I have larger breasts, I was never going to get all the pros and cons for small breasts right. I apologise for any offense I caused. And the movie ticket thing was actually personal experience. I look seriously flat chested in a sports bra, and that has actually helped a lot in getting the childs ticket for the movies. And the stairs thing was for when you are wearing a bra. Plus it's hard to think up pros and cons for something you don't experience, and a lot of these came from other sites. I had to look them up. I was never trying to sell anything.

    • thanks for apologizing and as you can see i was not the only one offended and im usually not easily bothered by comments on here but none the less no worries, thanks for understanding.

  • I'm a B cup and I've never wanted bigger breast. I didn't try adding padding or anything like that.

  • I'd like to debunk some of your cons of small girl boobs. Yeah, I look younger, but why would I wear a padded bra? I don't need to find a bra to make me look bigger. A lot of guys like smaller boobs. My breast size has NOTHING to do with how much of a woman I am. Even if we do have smaller boobs, most of us would not be able to pass for under 12 for a children's movie ticket. And I will say, for A cups (which I am one of) it's just as hard to find pretty bras in stores. Most stores think A cup = pre teen, and so they are styled accordingly. Hard to find a lacy feminine bra without going online.

    • Yeah, I wasn't sure how much of the pros and cons for small breasts would be correct. I had to look those up. Sorry 'bout that.

    • And for the children's ticket, I'm a D cup and still having to pull out my student ID for the M rated movies, so it's easy to get a child's ticket for any PG movies. Which I take advantage of. I just figured after looking it up that it would be even easier for girls who're more flat-chested than I am.

    • Yeah, it's all right. :) Just letting you know the other side of the issue. ^^ Hm, I'm not sure. I do get mistaken for 13/14 often, but I've always attributed that to being half Asian. Maybe you've got a young looking face?

  • This was a cool read, and I laughed at the "personal radiators" illustration. I like both small and large breasts, but yeah, each have their cons.

    As for back pain. Are there any girls out there who've found relief in working out their back and core? I really wonder if it could make a difference. To me it seems logical that a stronger torso can support bigger boobs without it getting uncomfortable, but I'm not sure!

    • Not that I know of. A friend of mine suffers back pain to the point where she's sleeping with her bras too (which I keep telling her is bad for her and the bra). If you hear of anything, be sure to let me know yeah?

    • Lol carrying them all day on your chest is the torso workout

    • @Lalaxoxo_soso Heh, if that was the case then fat guys like me would be really strong. ;)

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  • I want pretty brass ;(

  • I love my boobs. They're like my personal pillow. But I also fear sagging. It's a shame you can't reverse the effects of the cooper ligaments without undergoing surgery.

    • Saggy boobs are sexy! Obviously this is just how i feel but I'm sure there are more men who agree with me.

  • the bigger the boobs for a girl the greater is the possibility for a guy to be attracted to that girl. well, let's not exaggerate about the size but i prefer girls having voluptuous boobs and not hanging ones.

    for girls having smaller boobs, i can say that there are natural ways of enhancing them without spending high in surgery. besides, having surgery has side effects.

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