Sex confession. Today 09/07 is the only day I remember with regards to sex. Its a year ago today that I had this amazing escort, you should to:)

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My dear brother, escorts won't solve your sex problems. But if you save up for a good one (this girl was a high class girl at $700 an hour, and she was mid range high) and its legalised (like it is in beautiful Australia), its so worth it for the following reasons:

1) Casual sex is fun. Nuff said. Everyone deserves this, unfortunately though for many guys, its not reachable on the best of days and definitely not with beautiful women.

2) This girl was hotter than anything I could ever attract. Objectively a 10/10.

3) There are no bullshit mind games, attraction criteria, "unicorn female lists" that a guy needs to meet to get laid (especially to get 10's) You can be a TV game nerd, dumb jock, obese, whatever, the consequence are the same for all. If you poor, just save some cash, prostitution is the oldest profession in the world and is going nowhere.

4) Sex workers are very educated on sex, and so nobody has riskier sex. The HIV rates for the sex worker is lower in their population group than the general public (in Australia anyway...love this country). Put in perspective, be more worried about contracting HIV from your fellow Ozzie friend than an Ozzie sex worker.

5) Many sex workers offer their services for disabled guys (bless their incredible souls). Mental disabilities (Asperges?) that doesn't get you laid much? Get a sex worker.

6) You help her financially and support the econony. You go son!

7) Unlike normal relationships, there is no baggage or shitfests. What happens between you and her is a once off thing that nobody will ever have to know about. There is no name bashing on facebook, or 'you slept with your best friends sister" bullshit. you can be anonymous (unfortunately, as I would love to live in a sexually liberated world where nobody actually cares whether you have a sex worker or not).

8) You live one life!!! You WILL die one day. Why rob yourself of these opportunities due to social rules and stigmas? Is mommy going to be dissapointed:( lol

So, give the world the finger and try an escort. Its a nice little treat, especially for those guys who unfortunately are not good with women.