GAG MAG! (The Original)

Stacyzee

A little bit of what's goes on inside of the GAG community...


GAG MAG! (The Original)


Whether you comment words of wisdom or those of pure laughter;


If you're an active GAG member you would have left a mark in someones soul.


You will be mourned.


You will constantly be talked about.


Every 0.5 seconds there will be a new question appearing about you.


After all, how dare you leave us!


We’ve helped you spread your wings.


GAG MAG! (The Original)


Do you think you can get away with taking on another person’s identity?


Well, think again!


GAG users stick together as tightly as the police force!


The members of this community will slaughter a catfish down within minutes of that person posting a “How do I look?” question.


No fakes aloud,


Unless you want to get caught!


The GAG detectives have done their research, and it’s only a matter of time before you are taken into custody.


Do not worry! If you accept the plea bargain, your survival rate will increase.


You just have to admit to taking on a fraudulent identity.


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Most Asked Questions Of All Time


10) How do I get over someone?


9) How do I get someone interested in me?


8 ) Is he/she cheating on me?


7) How does my body look?


6) I am a –insert race here- girl how do I get a


–insert race here- guy to like me? (vice versa)


5) What age did you lose your virginity?


4) Does he/she like me?



  • Coming in third is...


3) Can you rate me 1/10?



  • The runner up is...


2) Are my breasts too small?



  • The most asked question of all time is…


::Drum roll please::


1) Is my penis too small?


Guys, If you've asked this before just take a moment of silence and do not question this moment. Just accept this award!


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This will be the only time you ever feel contentment when asking about the size of your penis.


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Okay,


Attention whores!


Now that you’ve posted your photos in "How do I look?" questions over 1.5 billion times, I can officially say I have seen your face more times than I’ve seen my own.


With each photo you are becoming more transparent.


Yes, transparent.


I can see right through you!


Not only does your soul reflect extreme desperation, validation, and major insecurity, but somehow you seem to act as if you have no re-collection of ever posting the same question(s) time and time again.


GAG MAG! (The Original)


I am your memory.


Yes, your memory.


I am here to remind you that,


No, you are not invisible so please


DO NOT feel that way!


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We are all human and often question ourselves through out every day life.


Sometimes we post questions with self doubt.


Other times we post those with extreme wisdom and knowledge.


No matter who we are....on what day, the most of us remain close-knit like a family.


At times, even the best of us are intolerable to deal with; like any honest family member you will be told that you are.


It is the individual personalities that exist in this community, that makes it so interesting and worth wild!


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Now run along folks !

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