Question: What Erection feels like: For curious ladies?
Answer: Imagine all your blood rushing to one of your fingers, so much that you can't bend that finger anymore and your finger's all swollen. All that blood and the pressure just feels immense like your fingers going to explode, it's not really painful but you can certainly feel that whatever is happening to your finger requires attention mainly because that sensation is distracting and the fact that your finger's all swollen means you can't really use it for anything practical until it stops being swollen. Now every time you accidentally touch something with your finger it just feels kind of nice, so you pet it a little bit and that feels nice, feels right. You're distracted anyway from this weird finger situation you have going on so you rub your finger until it really feels like it's going to explode only now you're kind of like "yeah, I'm gonna explode the shit out of this finger" Suddenly all the pressure that's been building up is released and you become mentally retarded for about 2 seconds. Once your brain begins working again you think, "That was pretty fucking weird, whew" The swelling goes down and you forget all about your weird finger until the swelling returns and if it doesn't return you start getting worried. This can happen dozens of times a day.
Morning boners Or Morning wood
Yes, every guy with a penis gets boner every morning cause of 2 reason.
1) Morning our testosterone level is high! Which makes us naturally horny.
2) Due to huge amount of urine stored in our bladder the blood flow in our genital increases, to help the muscles to keep the urine stored inside the body, until we go take a piss.
Tip : This is the best time when you can seduce your man! He will fall for it.
Cure for Boys : Take a piss.
Most honest compliment :-
Boner as the the most honest compliment to a woman's physical beauty. Cause it's not our lying mouth speaking it's our, Natural instincts speaking.
Fake boners :-
Jeans sometime give fake boners : (Personal Experience) Happened a lot to me, once I was laying on the ground next to the football field watching my friends play. I got my foot sprained. Within 20 minutes a bunch of girls passed by me giggling and giving a naughty smile, I had no idea what was going on until a few of them brought the girl who was friends with me and they all sat next to me chatting with me ,those giggles were creepy, until I realized what was going on..
Jeans can create an illusion of fake boners but sometimes they are real.
And yes! Until I realized what was going, I suddenly got an uncontrollable bulge in front of them, one little funny embarrassing moment.
Cuddling boners
Boner does not always means Sex.
Whenever we get a boner it our natural instinct triggering to have sex, but we have control over ourselves (if we are sober) ladies! We are not a caveman! And being a hunter! Turning off our instincts is impossible, which means we don't control our boners. And even if we get a boner, Yes, at that time our body is ready to have sex, but that does not means we mentally are willing to have sex.
How is Erection controlled
We hardly have control over it. Ladies, you control our Erections. Don't find it weird but in reality you control it, some guys won't admit it . Your seduction decides if we are going to have one or not. (exception if the guy is erectile dysfunctional)
CAUTION : Erection can occur even, due to our, hot or beautiful cousin to whom we never or rarely meet. It does not always depends on our dirty thinking.
Teenage boners
Each male from age of 15 to 19 has been in that situation where, there was nothing seducing on them, still they got Erection.
Although in this age, a look at a cleavage, or the scent of your body or perfume is enough to trigger it.
Funny thing about boners
Everyone except the victim finds it funny...
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Simple logic understand erection
How does the mechanism works...
FINAL REQUEST : IF YOU NOTICE, PLEASE JUST DON'T PANIC, OTHERWISE WE NEED TO LIE. which can get messy.
Most natural response : A smile, and say, ' Thanks you, little Mr. XYZ(boys name) for your honest opinion.'
Or let the guy have some alone time.
Thank you for your vital time and concentration of our thesis!
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