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So I came to a new level of nuisance, you call blame our crazy amy for that or the sad girl with dirty thoughts, or this questions.
https://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-health/q1749895-boys-would-you-like-girls-to-have-3-tits
And thought what would happen if I had 2 penises?
PROS:
1) 2 IS BETTER THEN 1 : I can use both of my hands to self pleasure myself.
2) IT EVERY GUYS FANTASY :I can get 2 heads at one time.
3) I CAN COMPARE WHAT FEELS BEST : I can get a blowjob and a hand job at the same time. All I need to do is sit and relax and analyze. Which feels better?
4) SATISFYING MY WOMEN: I can give my girl anal and vaginal at the same time. Now that would be perk every girl would want, she does not need 2 guys in bed.
5) A NATURAL FOUNTAIN: I can pee in 2 directions at the same time like a fountain. YEY! I always wanted to try this. I used the foreskin to built 2 jets of urine.
6) MORE CREATIVE: I have 2 pens to be creative now, too bad! only same amount of ink. (Boys now don’t tell me you never enjoyed making design on wall/land when you pee in open with your pee as you pissed. Especially with the morning wood hold it hard and shoot making weird designs). If you didn’t try, try now before you die its quite fun.
7) SPARE PART: Even if I lost one in an accident, I have the other one as a spare.
8) TEMPERORY FAULT NO! PROBLEM: If one has medical fault, or needs to be healed , I can still be sexually active , I might need to tape down the one with fault.
9) GIRLS: OMG! Girls already find one dick funny; they will laugh hilariously if they see two.
10) VARIETY: I can use 2 types or different flavor of condom at same time.
11) THIS HOW YOU END AN ETERNAL DEBATE: I can have circumcised and uncircumcised penis at the same time. Its girls time to pick what she wants, I have both the packages. I will know which is better as I will experience the use of both of them at the same time.
12) SEX POSITIONS: You can’t count how much variety of different things you can add in different positions, if you have 2 penises.
CONS:
1) WEIRD: It will be pretty weird. To focus on both during jerking off. A little feeling of being gay cause I have penises in both my hands
2) COMPARISION: Definitely they won’t be identical one maybe short other maybe tall. I will develop insecurity and will start hating either one of them.
3) THE BIGGEST DICK: I will be bigger dick then other guys are considered to think with dick, I will have more than usual.
4) A NEW JOKE: When my friend says, “Dude just quit thinking with your dick.” I will be like, “Which one?”
5) ERECTION: 2 uncontrolled erections at the same time, even god will come down on earth to watch the show, how badly can a guy get embarrassed. I am sure he won’t help instead say, “I did a lot of research while making you. You moron, you thought it would be that easy.”
I AM SHORT ON TIME RIGHT NOW!
I would like to take a little rolling stones support: But I don’t believe these facts so better, let’s keep it in our imaginations.
BUT IF A FEW AMAZING GAGGERS CAN TELL ME BETTER PROS AND CONS, rest take if left for you to finish. SURPRISE ME WITH YOU OPEN MINDS.
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