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Getting Laid is a lot like playing Uncharted

You're dashing around the side of a cliff...

Like Nathan Drake, with every new lunge across two pieces of land jutting out from a large cliff...your life hangs in the balance. If you think about falling, you will fall. The only thing you can do is go off of unearned confidence that you're a boss and can do this knowing full well death is waiting for you at every corner. When you're on a date with a girl and you say something really bad you can set your set off a path of success towards one of quickly approaching rejection. You aren't sure that what you're doing is right, but you have resolved that you want to end the night in sex and so you tread confidently because you've learned too much caution means you die. Caution blows out the toughest guys who suddenly get scared when sitting across from a beautiful woman. In the hesitation, hope of victory is missed. You want the sex, you don't want to mess up, but you have make that lunge and do it with believe that you'll land...

Getting Laid is a lot like playing Uncharted

Getting Laid is a lot like playing Uncharted

Just because you did it once doesn't mean you can do it again...

Like Nathan Drake, you respawn in the form of the fact that one bad even horrible move is recoverable during the date. A lot of guys automatically give up and just end the date early, but you surely can recover from a fumble. All that matters is how you finish the date.

At the same time, just because you were amazing on a date Tuesday doesn't mean you'll be amazing Wednesday--especially if each girl is just as challenging as the last. Sure, you can master a pattern, but when you do extremely well and had no idea what you did so well, your success was basically a fluke and, let's face it, some of our best stories of getting with super attractive girls are basically flukes because we can't explain how we did it. The worst feeling is that you finally made it before and lost it.

Getting Laid is a lot like playing Uncharted

Getting Laid is a lot like playing Uncharted

Frustration leads to automatic death...

Controllers flying, people in neighboring rooms asking what the hell is going on in there. Getting frustrated with a girl is just giving the game away...a girl will put up with some loser behavior but letting your rage out when you're trying to bang the girl even if it's not directed at her specifically will get her much larger male friends at your door before you can even form the words to say "ok I'm calm now. When you try to force Drake to play at a level he's not ready for, he fails everytime. Withdraw...train...and live to fight another day.

Getting Laid is a lot like playing Uncharted

Getting Laid is a lot like playing Uncharted

Adrenaline, thrill, good instincts...a great Uncharted player and an amazing first date deal sealer...

#AtWorldsEnd #JB #4 #HookingUpIsExcitement #ThrillsNoBills

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Wait, some of you guys never played Uncharted? No wonders women are hard for you to get!!!
    That game is a pussy magnet. lol :D

Most Helpful Girl

  • 😂 This was a fun read.

    • thanks !

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  • Too bad that I'm a PC-only gamer. The Uncharted games have always fascinated me!

    • come to consoles!

    • I can't, in my current country., Console h ere are imported, so they're too expensive. beside, console games too cost a bomb here. I am too used to the benefits of a PC like mods, better graphics, keyboard/mouse support, awesome Steam sales etc, so I can't give up my PC to only play on a console. I'll anyway be moving to a different country in a couple of months. Eventually, I plan to build a gaming PC there, and also buy all three current consoles - XBox One, Playstation 4 and the Wii U. Not right now, but after I get settled with a job in that country! :)

  • Getting laid is like playing tetris. Adjust the right piece in the right space. ;)

    • ha good one !

    • Thanks :)

  • At first I thought "wtf?" but I can see the comparison
    Dope take

  • PC master race!!! Meh, too much action for my taste. I'm more of a strategy guy.

    *Calls back the 4th Legion Fidelis and the 5th Legion Africana from Africa to crush the rebellious Senate*

    • but have you given it a chance? i'm not normally such an action buff but it's an amazing set of games

  • Disagreed. Getting laid is like playing Witcher 3.
    www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/4214993.jpg
    If you know what I mean.

    • lol explain I've barely played... you mean because he bangs lots of chicks?

    • No... Dang. Play it then.

    • I don't think people that play video games should be having sex

  • Never played Uncharted.. I'll have to check it out now lol

    • you will get addicted i guarantee it haha

    • Haha will be right after I get off my Fallout 4 addiction most likely..

  • It's like Pac Man too breh, gotta gobble em up
    baha!

  • hmm sounds boring... isn't it funner to hang with your mates?

    • lol it's not one or the other

    • hmm true, too much work for a 50/50 pay off that may or may not happen.

    • Ummmm... No...

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  • I enjoyed this.

    • thanks and glad!

  • Can't wait for Uncharted 4!!! Fuck Tomb raider.

  • Never played uncharted.

    I tend to get angry over small things. If the girl can't handle it now what makes you think she can handle it later? And you say the goal is sex? If that's the only goal shouldn't she want it too? And if she wants it too should it matter how I act? If it matters then to me she's stuck in a false belief even if for just a night or she wants more than sex.

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