Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
There are dozens of ways to have sex, different combinations of people, situations, experience levels, morality issues, and generally how you feel about sex which can determine which type of sex you have or want to try in the future.
What type of sex is for you?
F*ck Buddy Sex
What is it: F*ck buddy sex is having sex with a person you only ever call when you want sex. You can have multiple f-buddies or just one. You have to leave all feelings or ideas about being in a committed relationships or marriage with this person, out the door. You are in no way mutually exclusive. You are not expected to get to know this person outside of a name (maybe) and a phone number where they can be reached for happy happy fun times.
Key Phrases to Remember: I’m not looking for anything serious. After this, don’t worry about locking the door when you leave. I’ll call you when I’ve got some free time. Are you available Friday the 8th or 15th after 10pm.
Good For: Horny people, people who travel city to city, people with irregular hour jobs, commitment phobes, those with no time for real relationships at the moment, college students or any persons with unlimited mojo, cheaters, highly attractive people
Skills/Supplies Needed: Attractiveness, a lot of confidence, a decent bed (somewhere) or “surfaces”, minimal time and/or money
Risk: STD’s, unwanted pregnancy, catching feelings for your F-buddy, your F-buddy catching feelings for you, feeling unfulfilled, feeling like just a sex object.
Outlook: The F*ck buddy can be an enjoyable temporary situation or a long term one as long as both parties understand the rules of the relationship, or in this case, the lack thereof. If both parties are there just to have fun, practice safe sex, and are aware that the other person is allowed to do whatever, with whomever they want outside of your situation, then no harm no foul. It is generally highly unadvisable to enter into an F-buddy situation if your goal is to try to ultimately turn the other person into relationship material.
One Night Stand Sex
What is it: Sex between two people that happens just that one night (note: it can happen any time of day). It can happen intentionally or unintentionally. Two people meet, they hook up, one or both parties never call/see each other ever again or if they happen to run into each other, one or both parties tends to have...sudden...onset...amnesia.
Key Phrases to Remember: I was drunk. You didn’t think this was a thing did you? Really—have we met before? Who are you? Are you still here? You probably should go. You have to leave, I have a wife/husband/kids!
Good For: People who's goal was/is to have a F-buddy of the most immediate and extremely temporary of natures. People who enjoy screwing up their actual relationships/marriages. Good if you just want just an experience and to have sex and forget about it or the other person as soon as it's over.
Skills/Supplies Needed: A bed, some cheesy pick-up lines, no regrets (before it happens)
Risk: STD’s, unwanted pregnancy with a total stranger, thinking that this was going to turn into something when undenounced to you, you were apparently only meant to be a one night stand, being found out
Outlook: There is no outlook. Bleak.
Virgin Sex
What is it: Having sex with someone who is a virgin. Can be one or both partners.
Key Phrases to remember: YOU’RE A VIRGIN!?! You’re not like a virgin, are you? Seriously you’re a virgin? I think it’s pretty cool you’re a virgin. I'm so relieved we're both virgins.
Good for: Anyone trying to lose their V-card. Those who have marked on their bucket list: sleep with virgin. Any man or woman who isn’t hung up on whether or not someone is a virgin. Those who’s goal is to wait for marriage before they have sex. Sexual Yodas who's job in life is to guide those who need instruction.
Skills/Supplies Needed: Patience, protection, powers of persuasion, inhibition, a nice bed (it’s your/their first time, light some candles or something damn it!), time
Risk: Them or you remembering and recounting forever what this person was like and did or didn’t do with you every time a first time sex conversation comes up, being judged harshly for your lack of skill or your V-card status, freaking out before, during, or after sex, being a part of that percentage who has sex unprotected for the first time and ends up pregnant, having someone tell you they like or love you just to get in your pants, losing your virignity before you're ready to.
Outlook: Can lead to a life of having more sex with fewer inhibitions and a building of confidence in the bedroom especially if the first time was as nice as it could be..you know, considering.
Three Way/Orgy Sex
What is it: Having sex with 2 or more people at the same time, all of whom are generally not in committed relationships with other people (or they are also participating).
Key Phrases to Remember: Everyone brought protection, right? I’ve never done this before. I’m not usually into trying stuff like this. Who’s turn is it? What are you into...and you, and you? I think those are my pants.
Good For: people who are very limber, those looking to spice it up with a willing partner(s), adventure seeking types, those who’s life motto is “the more the merrier.” Bucket list goals.
Skills/Supplies Needed: Powers of persuasion, a big space, lack of inhibitions, trusting partners, lots of protection
Risk: All things STD/pregnancy related, if in a relationship-having your own partner ignore you during the sexual encounter, having this type of sex to please someone else, being ignored or left out by the masses, being judged, not feeling attraction to anyone present, being completely disappointed by the experience
Outlook: Can be good if the experience is mutually enjoyable for those involved and can become an experience you or you and your partner regularly engage in to keep things interesting instead of cheating behind each others backs for sex. Can also be a one time thing you try and enjoy just for the experience. The downside to the outlook is that you can also have a bad experience if you feel the group sex was not as good or fulfilling as sex with one partner at a time or if you did not receive enough attention during the act, or you just plain regret it.
Monogamous/Relationship Sex
What is it: Agreeing to have sex with only one person for the length of time you are dating, or forever if you’re married. Generally also involves committing yourself to getting to know, like, or love the other person beyond just sex.
Key Phrases to Remember: I like having sex with you. We probably need a bigger bed. How about it tonight? I love you. I know what you like. Can we do that thing we like with the thing, and the other thing, where you, then I, and then we...
Good for: Men, women, those who have a cell phone.
Supplies/Skills Needed: A place to live or at least a steady place to crash preferably where ones parents don’t also live, a job, confidence, humor, or undeniable attractiveness (all three: gold mine), time, effort, will power.
Risk: If this person cheats, lies, is abusive, turns out to be married, the complete and utter shattering of your world (though hopefully only temporarily), getting bored with your sexual partner, feeling like you’re losing your independence, divorce or death of a partner.
Outlook: Is generally good. If the couple stays faithful and true and committed to one another and respects each other, even if the relationship ends, alls well, that ends well.
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