7 Things Women REALLY Wish Men Knew - Plus a User Contest!

That’s right guys, shiver in your booties, another woman is coming at you to bitch about shit you did wrong. Throw the feminist insults! WOMEN ARE NEVER SATISFIED! EVIL VAGINAS ARE EVIL! EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!!!

7 Things Women WISH Men Knew – PLUS A CONTEST!

Relax, I’m kidding. I’m not here to take a big steamy dump on you; I’m just here to inform you on some shit that women kind of wish you knew. Besides, you all know me by now: the male version of this take will be out in a week so I’ll be chewing out the chicas in no time, so just take it on the chin for now. Mmmk? I just wanna share some #womanlogic

So here is a compilation of complaints from REAL women about things men just don’t know – WITH A CHALLENGE! Write in the comments below what you believe where the complaints that I personally contributed to the take with the hashtag #rjscomplaintcontest. Whoever guesses it right can request me to post any question (serious, troll, or otherwise) from my account, no holds bar. Just PM me your question and description and I’ll post it. Sound fun? Well here’s your first hint: I contributed TWO of these complaints, so let’s see how well you know me.

Without further hesitation, here are 7 things that women WISH men knew.

Disclaimer: Not all of the listed complaints necessarily reflect my personal thoughts and feelings. While some of them do, hence why I included them, I made a point to include even those that didn’t particularly suit me, but did suit the women who suggested them.

It’s really annoying when you tell us we’re beautiful but….

… You would love to see our natural beauty. Do you know WHY that’s annoying? Because we literally spent about 2 hours working on our face, finding the perfect balance of put together and not-cake-faced to try and impress you, and then you take a big ol' shit on us indirectly. You’re basically saying: “You’re hot, but I don’t trust that you’re hot without makeup.”

Talk about a shitty thing to say, now we’re all self-conscious and annoyed to the tits. If you get to know us, you’ll see our natural state, don’t you worry and stop bringing it up like a mistrustful jerk.

7 Things Women REALLY Wish Men Knew - Plus a User Contest!

We have other parts that feel good when you touch them OTHER THAN OUR VAGINAS

Yes, vaginas are sensitive and are a key pleasure center to a woman’s body, but did you know that there are other body parts that feel really great when you touch them? Guys, sometimes you are too quick to jump the gun and just go in for the kill and the only thing you end up killing is our mood. Sure, sometimes we can go for a little In N’ Out (and I don’t mean the animal style burgers and fries either) but the rest of the time we want you take your time a little more.

We have magical boobies that feel swell when you play around with them, supple curves that enjoy being caressed, necks that love being nibbled and kissed. Trust us when we tell you that simple stuff like this fires us up and makes the actual lady-bit touching a lot more enjoyable than you just futilely jamming your fingers down there.

Please, take this into consideration for us, will you?

7 Things Women REALLY Wish Men Knew - Plus a User Contest!

We’re NOT as confusing as you think we are, you’re just over-complicating us & not communicating!!

Women aren’t that hard to figure out if you just understand the basic fundamentals of human behavior. You guys just have a bad habit of over-complicating what we want and not utilizing your big-boy voice. Most of the time, all we want is for you to pay attention to (and remember) the things that we say, be willing and ready to help us when we need it (are those dishes dirty?), be romantic and affectionate at least some of the time (a rose and a butt pat goes a long way), and be willing to communicate.

Don’t know what we want? Ask. Don’t know what’s wrong? Ask – and if we don’t answer you right away, then just tell us that you’ll be willing to listen when we’re ready to talk. We’ll come around or let it go eventually. It ain’t hard.

Also, for men courting women – we’re indecisive, not cryptic. We’re feeling you out so don’t be afraid to ask us where we stand if you’re not sure. We won’t blow up on you. Unless we’re crazy, in which case, you picked us bro and now is the time to abort mission before things get cereal.

7 Things Women REALLY Wish Men Knew - Plus a User Contest!

The clit is the key to an orgasm, not necessarily good sex

I know, with all of the information out there about finding the woman’s clitoris and how to stimulate it, along with statistics showing that women rarely cum from penetrative sex, it might come as a shock to you that orgasming, for women, doesn’t always mean the sex is or was good.

This is kind of an extension of #2 really: we have other body parts that need stimulation and enjoy other things during intercourse other than having our magic-button pushed. Think about it: we can masturbate to achieve an orgasm, so if you’re relying on your ability to make a girl cum via clitoral stimulation alone but you’re a total bore in bed otherwise, then chances are we aren’t going to be as satisfied as you think we will be. Believe it or not, some women would actually opt up for what they consider good sex without an orgasm than just an orgasm alone.

Yes, the clit is important and she deserves attention, but not all of the attention.

That means we actually enjoy the other aspects of sex: be it having a rough and passionate tumble sesh, switching to this or that position, having hubby moosh your face into the pillow, or actually being the one pleasing our man, what have you. There are so many more components to good sex other than just orgasming, so pay attention to what your girl likes and don’t be afraid to ask her to try new things.

7 Things Women REALLY Wish Men Knew - Plus a User Contest!

We’re gender-equal and pretty liberal, but….

… That doesn’t mean we don’t like it when you get all manly on us either. As a matter of fact, it’s kind of fucking sexy when you take control of a situation, social or sexual. Yes, we’re all pro-equality and we don’t expect you to be a misogynistic meat head while we’re you’re little submissive fairy-flower-baby-sugar-girl, but even us tough, independent and progressive girls like to made to feel a little bit delicate or helpless sometimes. Is that really a crime?

So if we’re freaking out, make us feel like you’ll protect us or fix things. If the bar’s really busy, pull us close or elect yourself as the one to fight through the crowd to get our drinks. Maybe consider being a little more forceful and aggressive once in a while when things get steamy – we promise we won’t complain. Seriously, we won’t.

7 Things Women REALLY Wish Men Knew - Plus a User Contest!

We don’t care if you look at other women, to a point

We get it: you’re guys, you’re going to “notice” hot babes just like we’re going to “notice” every shirtless scene in every movie with our favorite actor in it. We don’t care that much if you look as long as it doesn’t pass into the realm of internet stalking instagram girls and as long as you don’t do it right in front of us. Stalking hot girl’s social media pages is like a more intimate form of pornography to women and it bugs us, so avoid it, God damn it. And if you’re out with us, just remember to keep your eyes forward or on us instead of on those Daisy-Dukes. Most of the time we’ll laugh it off or let it slide if we catch you, but don’t take that as an invitation to tell us how hot other women around us are either. Be thankful you got an understanding girl.

You noticing the little things about us, is like CRACK TO US

“You’re skin is so soft, I love it.”

- Thank you, I exfoliate and apply lotion on the regular.

“Is that dress new? It looks great.”

- Yes, yes it is new. I bought it because I remember you saying I looked good in blue.


“Did you do something different with your makeup? I like it.”
- Yes, I wore a red lip instead of a nude because I felt sassy today!

“Your ass is looking amazing, babe. Damn.”
- Really? Yes! The squats are paying off!

“You always smell so good!”
- Good because I haven't washed my hair in two days!

“Your eyebrows are amazing, they’re so uniform.”
- … Take off your pants.

Okay so maybe no guy on the planet (other than @ConsultantIsBack) would notice that, but you get the gist, okay? We go through a billion little steps to make ourselves feel smooth, look hot, and appeal to you in every way possible, so when you notice some of the little things we do, it’s fucking amazing. Do you know how sexy it is if my man can recognize what perfume I’m wearing? Or if I did something different with my hair?

Hello lady boner.

7 Things Women REALLY Wish Men Knew - Plus a User Contest!

Alright G@Gers that concludes the take right there! Don’t forgot to comment below which two of these complaints were contributed by me along with the hashtag #rjscomplaintcontest for a chance to make me post your own personalized G@G question, no matter how inappropriate or trollololicious it is. I hope you all got a kick out of this as usual because I had a blast making it, and I look forward to your feedback!

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Most Helpful Guy

  • "We’re NOT as confusing as you think we are"

    True on some days; on other says, you're beyond comprehension. :P

    • I can't even argue there.

    • Some women make a lot of sense when they think

    • @mikemx55 which is happens less and less frequently it seems... tend to go more with "feel"

Most Helpful Girl

  • We aren't really complicated. But as a female sometimes I dont even understand other women. lol. nice take!

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  • WOMEN ARE NEVER SATISFIED! EVIL VAGINAS ARE EVIL! EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!!! Also self-contradictory, which is the reason guys can't "figure women out". Then play the silent game, because the guy should "know" what he did wrong inherently. Men aren't the only ones who don't communicate.

    It's kind of a crime, when you assert that everything should be equal, then change your mind, then change your mind, then change your mind.

    This is an example of the sort of self-contradictory aspect I was talking about. "Be a leader and take control of the situation. No, not like that. Treat me as an equal. No, a leader. No, an equal. NO DAMMIT A LEADER! Dammit, be more aggressive. No, passive. No aggressive. No gentle, hard, gentle HARD GENTLE GENTLE HARD"

    "Don't treat me like a piece of meat. Tell me '“Your ass is looking amazing, babe. Damn.' "

    This is the real reason men will never understand women. Because they are never static. Always switching the requirements up.

  • Haha, YES about the eyebrows. I wish my boyfriend would notice, *clothes blown away*

    • Ikr?

  • #1. Bu.. but.. you're beautiful without makeup too ;_;

    #2. Well, even if I'm a straight guy, I don't like boobs (weird I know) & I always forget neck kisses and whenever I do, it fells awkward because I'm not voluntarily doing so. Gotta find other spots.

    #3. Tonight, I'm going to approach a girl who showed me a lot of positive signs, every day! If she rejected me, I'll lose my hope for understanding women.

    #4. True

    #5. Hmm yeah

    #6. Could we stalk models/celebs?

    #7. Alright.
    ____________________

    #rjscomplaintcontest
    #1. It’s really annoying when you tell us we’re beautiful but….
    #2. We have other parts that feel good when you touch them OTHER THAN OUR VAGINAS

    • Hearing guys constantly tell us were beautiful especially the ones we don't know is really annoying. And it's true when a guy constantly goes for our love box it gets aggravating because it seems like all he wants is sex and nothing else from you or he doesn't wanna show you attention or affection. It means desperate.

    • @Musicblosom What she said.

    • @Musicblosom hmm girls think too much these days. MyTake Owner - What she said or?

  • Omg YAAASSS to noticing the little things. When a guy tells me I smell good, or points out a quirk, or says my butt looks good, or tells me my makeup brings out my eyes, etc, I die of happiness inside.

  • A few other sensitive spots... under the elbow, back above the hip.

    Good points, good take! Noticing little things was helpful.
    I didn't fully understand the "your beatufilu but". Do you mean "you are beautiful"... dont say that... or do you mean "you are beautiful, but your hair color is wrong" ... don't say that?

    I've heard not to complement women on how beautiful they are, at least at first because they hear it all the time and they fluff it off (unless they aren't as attractive). Then again, if I think and feel it, I'm going to say it, so tough!

  • I think the first one and the clitoris one was from you lol
    #rjscomplaintcontest

    but seriously though, yes.

    and my tumblr is WeirdestLadyBoner because of the last photo! XD

    • LMFAO! I love you. You were close FYI but not quite!!

    • Lol thank you thank you, and aw damn lol i tried

    • Hey if no one else gets it I'll let y'all guess again so don't worry, you may have a chance yet.

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  • I like to think I'd do most of this once I'm in a relationship. Hopefully I'll find out lol. Awesome post and I hope ladies out their get a guy who at least tries to do some of these.

  • First one has never happen to me. I never give any compliments with any "but" in them, not a compliment then really. And seen all the girls I been with without make up, like a lot too, they hardly ever used any.

    Next one: Of course.

    3rd. Said for many years that people aren't really hard to get or figure out, but most dont seem to believe me, but yeah majority of people are pretty simple to figure out really in my opinion.

    4 & 5 Naturally yes.

    6. Hmm, never really had that problem either, only look at my girlfriend when I have one, dont really exsist any other woman to me when do, so that one has always been pretty simple, but I get it. Cause I dont really care if she looks the way mention either way.

    7. Hmm, maybe its cause of the women I been with, but they would appreciate if you notice the "little things" that aren't physical, but more about their personality sort of, which they have mention anyway, that appreciated to been more and beyond a body. So guess depends on the person Im with, what matters to them, cause is what would matter to me too.

  • "We have other parts that feel good when you touch them OTHER THAN OUR VAGINAS"
    That's the last place I go. I prefer to torture and tease her until she begs me to go there lol. A big part of the fun is in the tease.

    "Because we literally spent about 2 hours working on our face, finding the perfect balance of put together and not-cake-faced to try and impress you"
    But, all we want is you ! You are trying to impress us by doing the absolute opposite of what we tell you we want. I don't get that one.

    "That doesn’t mean we don’t like it when you get all manly on us either."
    Message received ! Hehehe...

  • great take some great points.

  • LOL, I agree :p Great myTake! I had fun reading it :)

  • In and Out... best burgers ever. Ha.. nice take !

  • "We’re NOT as confusing as you think we are" Yes!!! I agree with that. Only clueless guys that know nothing and don't want to learn, say that stuff. Women are as complicated and as easy to understand as men.
    If you're curious about them and want to learn because you like them and want to enjoy them more, you would try to understand them, and it won't be that difficult. But many men rather say it's complicated cause they don't want to try to understand women.

    Great take... as usual.

    • Not complicated... indecisive, which is anathema to good communication...

  • +1 for the excellent mermaid-man reference

  • i am curious to know when you got in n out lol

    • It was just a witty joke. XD

    • oh damn! i was thinking hey she was in California at one time :D lol

    • Nahhh I'm just full of puns.

  • Well, I like that the list is made up of a few different kinds of things instead of the typical cliches.

    I think my only gripe is the part about men overcomplicating women and that women aren't hard to figure out: I don't think women are that hard to figure out, but women do seem like they want men to think they're complex or else wouldn't say how much we "don't understand them" and need to. It's as if women think being complex or hard to understand would in some way indicate that they're deeper, more unique creatures or something, when they're really not. It's like a veiled form of giving some kind of credit or compliment to themselves.

  • I'm so guilty of ogling at other girls when we're out, though she responds by actually flirting with other guys lol, but it's all fun & games to us. I'm glad you're not one of those prudes who gets so insecure because their man happened a passing glance at another woman.

    I'm going to disagree *slightly* with the confusing bit, at least when you argue. I've found you girls allow emotion to override reason when it comes to an argument. Sometimes the thing can literally be as trivial as dishes, but you will turn it up to 11 over some dishes and somehow link multiple frustrations together into one massive eruption. It's confusing to me as to why you pull things from 2 weeks ago to argue now and that have nothing to do with the issue at hand. (not saying its you) But why is this?

    Great take, it is on point and i enjoyed reading it. I don't really have a question for you to ask (unless i can troll and get you to post "Who wants to swap pics boys" in the HDIL section hahah) but i'm going to go with :-
    Gender equality
    Parts other than your vaginas.

    • You were close, you got one right. I would accept that question though XD

    • Aww 1/2 isn't bad, if you hold another competition in a few months ill get ya then! Especially if you'd accept that question lmao. You'd be deleting pm's for days 😉.

    • Lmao well if no one else can guess then you'll win by default.

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  • Can't resist the challenge! It is hard, tho! I'm going with "We’re NOT as confusing as you think we are" and "We don’t care if you look at other women, to a point." #rjscomplaintcontest

    As far as the "noticing the little things" point goes: that only applies to men when you find them attractive or are already in a relationship with, right? Because if Creepy Dude is Creepy said those things, it would be, well, creepy, wouldn't it?

    • You're wrong Mr. Brain but nice try! You do have a point with the creepy dude thing though.

    • Thanks! For further clarification, what if a complete stranger who is borderline attractive came up and started saying those things? Great pick-up lines or creep from Creepanialand?

    • Well if a stranger came up to me and told me he, say, liked my perfume or my hair I think that could work. If he starts rubbing up on me and says my skin is soft I might judo-chop a hoe.

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  • i will bee sure to let my next girlfriend know i notice all her groovy things she does to stay hot sexy and lovable

  • I'm glad I read this! Ha good job!!

    • Thanks sista. ;D

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