What Children REALLY Get Up To At School ✏️📚🍎

[justbanANNAz]

It's amazing really- how the worlds of the child and the adult are completely different. We see things through incomparable lenses, and while it can create barriers, a good laugh can always come out of that too... Take a scroll to see what I mean.

Wishing Mrs Edwards was my teacher. 💭

I like tits too, but purple is just not my colour tbh. 💜

Never seen scissors curve like that but hey, I'm still young with lots to learn. ✂️

Well it's not exactly wrong now is it? Cut your students some slack, Miss. 💩

You calling Nelson Rockefeller and Mahatma Ghandi liars, Mrs Jones? You saying GOOGLE is a liar? HUH Mrs Jones? 😤✌🏽❤️

Lest We Forget. 🌹

Ugh, so lucky! 🍳 My dad can't cock to save his life.

Can't believe you think she farted. How could you? She's gonna run away! 😞💨

Firefighters are so brave! 😍🔥💦🚒

... My goat is in a pen.... 😟🐐

Well I don't blame you girl! It seems to be a pretty simple job. You just... stand there and people give you money. 💰💰💰

Ooo I wanna know if Ella is still alive. 33 nerves is A LOT! 😱

Well that's some BS right there. How come that didn't work when I'd draw them a dolphin? 😒🐬

Poor Barbie. You've been warned, mum. 😠👆🏽 #savethehamster

OMG SAMEEE! 😃🌊☀️🐚

Mind. Blown. Never thought of that one! 📏

Ah yes, those were good times. 😄💦👫👬👭💦

Mum is so lame. All dad wants is a hores dammit. 😡🐎

And last but not least, my personal favourite:

This young man knows ladies better than all the men I've met at my age... combined! 💍👰🏽

Yep, completely different worlds...💭

Hope you enjoyed these, they cracked me up. 😂

Sources:

kidkhronicles instagram account

google images

~ j.B🍌

[Octavius]

When I was little play pretending with action figures. I would say "chink" for the noise of when the swords of two fighters clashed.

Of course that's an actual word. And it's basically the Asian version of the n word for those of you who don't know.

[justbanANNAz]

seriously? LOL well I've learnt a new word then.

[Hollywood-Glam]

Lmao! Those big lined papers remind me of 1st grade. I specifically remember when I had the guts to write "I hate Miss Mackay" in one of them, and my teacher saw it the moment I finished writing it, hahaha! XD

[justbanANNAz]

LMAO! Thats the best!😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

[vishna]

That penis in the goat and getting wet with the hoes XD

[posted]

These kids need jaysus

[justbanANNAz]

damn right!

[posted]

These are actually really interesting to see though, I can actually remember doing some of these exact things in grade 3 or so haha.

[justbanANNAz]

yeah i find them pretty intriguing too lol. i dont even know u but i get those cheeky vibes so I'm not too surprised hah

[posted]

You already know me so well haha.

[justbanANNAz]

wait what?

[posted]

Was joking haha

[justbanANNAz]

dont do that lol.

[posted]

Why? Haha

[justbanANNAz]

i thought u were someone i knew but with a different account

[posted]

I had another account, I think this is my older one. Your name does look familiar though honestly haha.

[justbanANNAz]

lool u dont even know which is which!

[posted]

Yeah I dont feel like trying to crack whatever password i put on it either lol

[mr90skid]

Betting half of these went through some sort of show and tell first :)
Shout out to the parents who hung these on the fridge with pride, they the real heroes

[zorro8888]

Haha this makes me want to save all the work my kids will mess up on in school... so I can make fun of them when they're grown ups of course ;P

[justbanANNAz]

do it!

[Luci92]

Hahaha this is so good, I laughed so hard.

[justbanANNAz]

haha glad u liked it!

[TadCurious]

This was REALLY funny! LOL

[justbanANNAz]

glad to hear it! :D

[Cosytoasty]

Lmao that last one 😂 Sounds like me at that age, that kid has a good dad i can tell.

[justbanANNAz]

Haha he's so cute!

[TatyanaTheEmpress]

Hahaha, very funny mytake, I love it :D

[This_is_my_username]

Bhahahah! it's midnight here and I'm laughing my head off!!

another great take Banana :) hats of to you queen!

[justbanANNAz]

loool glad to bring a few laughs outta u! :D thank u gorgeous! xx

[This_is_my_username]

Nah you're bazillion more times gorgeous!! and thank you for the laughs once again <3 :P

[99percentangel]

Lmaooo

[justbanANNAz]

:P :P

[ConsultantIsBack]

Children are perverts fr

[justbanANNAz]

Not all were like u!

[ConsultantIsBack]

Ikr? Not everyone can be this amazing right? Don't hate is okay baby its okay

[justbanANNAz]

True true. #nohatezone 🚫

[ConsultantIsBack]

Yeah ik #youjellyzone

[justbanANNAz]

Boy dont even✋🏽

[Fusionpredz]

Lol! I'm assuming half of these are all your work

[justbanANNAz]

lol if u look at the sources, none of these are mine =]

[Fusionpredz]

Please I know you've been dreaming about firefighters your whole life :)

[justbanANNAz]

Shhh!!😜

[doctorwhofan23]

I laughed at this one.

[justbanANNAz]

good! :D

[doctorwhofan23]

Do you teach or did you just put it together to be funny.

[justbanANNAz]

i teach but not officially, so this is somewhat common for me, and yes i wanted it to be a lighthearted take lol

[Titanic1912]

I remember this. A teach asked a student to answer the formula for water and he said, "H I J K L M N O". Then she said "What kind of an answer is that?" Then he answered, "You said it was H to O!" Get it? H2O.

[justbanANNAz]

LOL omg I don't know how they think of this stuff😂😂😂

[lime_rampljuset]

Can't stop laughing.

[QuestionMan]

I think everyone drew scissors like that lol

[justbanANNAz]

probably lol

[Mesmaeker]

Love it

[illytaster]

Makes me feel like a want a kid

[justbanANNAz]

omg same!

[Kylesar]

With the constant Mytakes, questions, and comments about feminism, veganism, and just the overall Gender War and bitterness, it's good to see something like this

[justbanANNAz]

Thanks, yeah its been feelin real bitter round here lately.

[zagor]

When I was a little kid we had an anti-drug lesson in school and had to write an essay after words. I meant to write "people inject some drugs with a hypo" as in hypodermic needle.

Instead I wrote "people inject some drugs with a homo".

[justbanANNAz]

oh my goodness lol!