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10 Things Men Actually Hate About Having Sex With a Woman

SO me, my fiance, my best friend, her guy cousin & his girlfriend all had a group conversation about sex. It started off casual then it got awkward....and somehow we all ended up coming up with these 10 things on the list. Some were weird and some were funny...Out of all of these on the list I would say 1& 9 are the ones I agreed with lol. I know some girls will have there disagreements about these....I sure did, but hey it happens; anyways, let's get to it...

Yes another top 10 :)

10 Things Men Actually Hate About Having Sex With a Woman

1. When the condom breaks.
10 Things Men Actually Hate About Having Sex With a Woman

Stop using those cheap ass condoms...lol jk.

2. When she uses her teeth.
10 Things Men Actually Hate About Having Sex With a Woman

Yeah...um...moving along.

3. When she forgot to shave.
10 Things Men Actually Hate About Having Sex With a Woman

Time for a trim?

4. When she just lays there.
10 Things Men Actually Hate About Having Sex With a Woman

Yeah some girls are just plain selfish.

5. When she has an odor.
10 Things Men Actually Hate About Having Sex With a Woman

Wow... some women really need to take care of themselves.

6. When she's screaming Bloody Mary....
10 Things Men Actually Hate About Having Sex With a Woman

...but you barely put it in.

7. When she's dry.
10 Things Men Actually Hate About Having Sex With a Woman

I wonder why...

8. When her feet are dirty.
10 Things Men Actually Hate About Having Sex With a Woman

OK now that's just gross.

9. When you finished, but she proceeds.....
10 Things Men Actually Hate About Having Sex With a Woman

Deal with it. Lol

10. When you can't pull out 'cuz it's way too good.
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Yup :p

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LOL , I know you can agree with at least one on the list fellas....Sex ain't always perfect but just go with the flow and have fun. That's what I say ;)

Thanks for reading :)

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Most Helpful Guy

  • When she forgot to shave isn't an issue for me as long as she is fresh from the shower.
    A bit of style down there is hot anyway. Nothing worse than a blank canvas.

    When the condom breaks isn't an issue either. I like when that happens. Hate the things.

    Sometimes just laying there is also better than if she tries to do something that's just awkward.

    All the others I agree with.
    Fun take 😂

Most Helpful Girl

  • I'm surprised -- and, believe me, it's the best possible kind of surprise -- that periods are not in this list.

    • OMG it's true... I even didn't think that way till I read your comment but it's supposed to be on the list.

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  • The only thing I don't like about sex with a woman is if she will not let me cum in her mouth. I love the option of having her suck me till I cum or while inside her pussy I feel the eruption is about to happen and sometimes I want to quickly put it in her mouth and have her suck it till I am done cumming.

    If you have never done this I recommend it. It is very erotic and the sensation from going to the feel of her pussy directly to her mouth then cumming all in a short time-frame is indescribable! :0)

  • well 2, 3, 6, 9 & 10 I actually love :D ha ha and even the others there have been situations where I really liked em ha ha

    Well thought of and well written My Take +1 to you young lady :)

  • I loved this myTake!
    I used to shave everyday because I didn't have an abundance of hair down there to begin with and I didn't want anyone to see my pathetic little bush. Now it just doesn't grow back so it's a good side benefit I suppose lol.

  • That condom breaking part doesn't really count cuz sometimes its just the friction and also with the wrong size, they can snap and that shit hurts like hell and is a sex stopper.
    What does she proceed to do (#9)?

  • Lol, dirty feet XD haha, great MyTake, this was so funny XD the last meme XD

  • Yes I did get a good laugh out of this!

  • #1 is goal

  • LMAO to the "when she's dry" hey if a guy can't get a woman wet.. then he's not doing his JOB!! He clearly lacks making a woman wet in that area.. it ain't the girls fault.

    • It's not always so black-and-white. In women with naturally lower estrogen levels, vaginal dryness can be a problem, even if the woman is super turned on. Especially during longer sessions of sex. This is the reason why menopausal women don't get as wet anymore -- but, it can also affect younger women, if (1) their levels of estrogen are just naturally low, and/or (2) they are taking a low-estrogen form of birth control.

    • That's a lie. When she masturbates she can get wet so it's not necessarily his job. Some women find it harder to get wet quickly.

    • @Hssjjjs Getting wet is the female analogous to having an erection for males. Causes can be various, and anybody's "fault". But actually, it's never a "fault". (Most often, it's just a matter of not liking their partners. People associate with a mate for so many reasons different than genuine liking, that it's common they can't get hot).

  • When she moves it just throws everything off. I am not sure why she would need to move. Unless she is on top, a position I hate most.

    • Lol why do you hate it?

    • @shadiamond the only good part of it is I can look at her whole body. But otherwise it doesn't feel as good. Also, it is really awkward. I never know if I should just lay there are try and move. If I do move, it just throws everything off. However, for some women, that position is the only way they can orgasm from intercourse. So I am fine with doing it so she can get off. but as soon as she is done I get on top.

  • The one about shaving... come on. Deal with it. The list was funny though.

  • Here are my top ten reasons why getting stabbed hurts...

  • Hahahah I agree with them, especially #1, cause that's an instant panic xD

    • Lmaoooooo

  • Number 3 is bs but the rest are good 😂

  • AHAHAH! Thanks for a good laugh xD

  • "When she just lays there" and "doesn't shave" happens to me way too often

  • LOL! Definitely true.

    I'll add a No.11: fucking a woman who thinks she knows just what a guy wants and how to please one ("I'm quite exceptional at giving head" *hardly sucks at it, bites too much*) LOL.

    • You must have had some seriously bad sex, at some point (considering how often you bring this up) You should tell stories!

    • @redeyemindtricks It isn't as uncommon for a male to get bad head or bad sex as most people think. That's why I bring it up.

    • I don't doubt that. But -- if what my brothers and guy friends say is true, at least -- a guy has to have a certain amount of sex, before anything can really qualify as "bad sex". When a guy first starts fuckin', it's like pizza -- even if it's bad, it's still pretty good. (: Would you agree with that? If so, then... a lot of guys (who don't have many sexual partners over their lives) might just never even reach that point in the first place.

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  • I couldn't really think of anything until I saw the list. Then I was going, "oooh, well, yeah..." :P

  • lmao i laughed when i saw that meme at #10
    interesting take

  • I love that Dean Winchester made an appearance!!

  • 11. When she answers her phone during sex.
    www.facenfacts.com/.../...0_S_phone-during-sex.jpg

    • "Hey gurrrrl, no im not busy"

    • 12. When she thinks dropping her knickers for you implies she is entitled to snoop in your phone, computer, and you must abandon your friends and account for your every waking hour

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