Why Sex Is Not For Everybody

[Anonymous]

1. Some People Are Socially Inept

Some people are socially inept, and their social ineptness prevent them from socializing with other people effectively, let alone have sex with them. They may not know how people work or why people behave. They may keep to themselves all the time. These people are not functional beings, and so, they are removed from the gene pool.

2. Some People Are Ugly

Ugly people are unattractive. They can't attract a mate. No one wants them. Everyone finds them hideous and disgusting. So, ugly people are out.

3. Some People Are Fat

Fat people are unattractive. They may be a bit better off than ugly people, if they have a beautiful face, but not by much. No one wants them. Everyone finds them disgustingly fat and makes cruel comments/jokes about being fat. They are told that they just have to go to the gym to lose weight, but they can't afford a gym membership. They may run or walk around the neighborhood, doing aerobic exercise weekly, but that's only good for their heart health, not physical shape/physique. And they may be trapped within easy sources of energy-dense, nutrient-low foods and with no education about healthier food choices. So, they live in a perpetual vicious cycle of obesity and thus are out of the gene pool.

4. Some People Are Stupid

Stupid people are unattractive. No one wants to be with stupid people, because of how stupid they are. They may share traits with ugly and fat people, so the perception of stupidity, not actual stupidity, affects them. It is possible that they may drink Diet Coke and eat monosodium glutamate-laden foods all day and thus lose brain cells (due to the excitotoxicity of aspartame and monosodium glutamate content) and gain weight; then, they really become fat, ugly, and stupid.

5. Some People Hate People

Some people are misanthropic. They want to avoid people and social interactions at all cost, preferring the life of a hermit. As a result, sex is not for them.

6. Some People Are Not Interested In Sex

Some people really are not interested in sex. They may appear very attractive in all ways, but they are just not attracted to people of the opposite sex or people of the same sex. As a result, they don't have sex at all and may wonder what the big fuss is about among people who do have sex.

[ManOnFire]

I generally try to keep my criticism civil, and I make it a point to be more open-minded when reading other people's Takes, but I have to say this was utter garbage. These things are all relative. Ugly to one person is good-looking to another. Even fat people are having sex. And stupid people definitely have a way of attracting others, so they're not missing out either.

None of these things can really decide why or how sex isn't for everybody. I would say what makes sex not be for everybody is how they handle it: do they know themselves and what they want; are they going to be jealous of their partner's experience - or critical if they lack it; do they need a lot of something in order to have it. That's how I would classify if sex is for everybody or not.

[Gommers]

Most Mytakes ate complete trash.

[ManOnFire]

@Gommers Many of them, yes.

[Cc1234]

You do realize this is a major troll job, right?

[SovereignessofVamps]

I srsly <3 this so much

[btbc92]

I'm sorry most of this is very ignorant. All these points does not add up and is not true at all except for #6. Let alone the reality. Number 1: People don't have sex because sex is not important to them wither they are in a relationship or not. People like myself wait till marriage. And it is not a religious decision, unless they make it that. Its a smart decision. But others have the free will to do so or not. Sex is not a priority unless you are married. Number 2. Is way off base! Just because you are not physically and sexually attracted to certain people, does not mean they aren't attractive to somebody else. You may not be sexually attractive to others, and there always be somebody more attractive than you. That's just life. Be happy with the ones who wants to be with you for you. Number 3. There are a lot of fat people that have sex, even regular sex than average people and some don't mind it. As weird as it may sounds. Their sex life is none of our business let alone anyones business. It wouldn't make any difference, if you were in a sexless relationship. Number 4. No, just no. Because I encountered plenty of attractive people and they act dumber then those who have mental problems. Then when something goes wrong in their relationship they always want somebody to pity them. At that point it is not my problem. They did what they wanted to do. So deal with it. Number 5. That is not going to stop people from having sex. So unless they are mental, psychopath, or potential rapist. No. They can still get sex if they wanted to. So I don't know where you got that ridiculous information from. Maybe in your own little world, but its not here. The best thing about these so called people your bashing, they aren't advertising their junk unless they choose to. Best Regards.

[mermaidrocketship]

No wonder you went anonymous. This is messed up.

[Rainie_]

Lol I've seen some fat, stupid ugly people with equally as fat offsprings, just look at all the really obese families in the US. How did those offsprings come to be? Gee I wonder, can't be sex cause they're too fat, too ugly and too stupid... Right?

[RJGraveyTrain]

I hate to hear that you've given up author. At least, that's what it sounds like.

[BiscuitesSwag]

Well, even these people can pay for sex, but they surely won't reproduce.

[Felinegirl]

Firstly, I hope this is satire.
Secondly, I hope there aren't too many people who actually believe that aspartame shit. Aspartame doesn't have any of those effects, it's just a combination of two amino acids (protein pieces). You'd have to drink about 36 litres of diet coke every single day to get any negative effects out of it. Unless you're intolerant of one of the amino acids of course, which is very rare.
(Sorry if my English is bad, Im not a native speaker)

[AriadneSky]

Aside from how distasteful this take is,

#ALL of these types have parents which means these types have sex. that how they exist. someone made them.

[AriadneSky]

i meant all types. not all 'these' types. I dont agree with classification as is.

[LittleSally]

Love the first pic! =)

Oh... and... it's needless to say, but I'm going to say it anyway - most stupid people seem to have children - while the smarter ones wait after they finish college, get a job, save enough money... and not make it all the time (i. e., as in not always get to have children because they waited for too long)...
So sex may not be for everyone, but it seems to prefer stupid people. xD

[YourFutureEx]

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[Lizzietwentyten]

Number 6 is very true. Some people are a-sexual, they are not attracted to the opposite sex or same sex. That makes for a pretty tough life, but there are support groups available.

[WillowTree]

A stupid cheerleader can still get laid.
Fat admirers actually exist.
What's unattractive to you may not be to someone else.

[Spiorad_Aisce]

I highly suspect you are a troll but on the rare chance you believe this I feel quite sorry for you because you are going to find it hard to find anyone as shallow as you.

[myTake Owner]

"Why Sex Is Not For Everybody" is actually Featured. The Content Manager probably featured it, because it promoted controversial content, which would incite views and responses. Complete idiocy gets attention, and it's much easier to produce to get that 200 Xper points. :D Call me a "Troll", if you want, but at least I get Featured and 200 Xper points. It all adds up to another $20 gift card. :D :D :D

[myTake Owner]

I have done a well-researched myTake, and it was promoted and featured. But it didn't get many responses, though.

www.girlsaskguys.com/.../a28499-does-sexual-experimentation-lead-to-longer-more-satisfying

It was Featured, but I only got a total of 17 responses. :P

[ThisDudeHere]

This all seems blatantly obvious.

[ParamountArmada]

#6 some people? more like most women.

[alor1an]

i guess we just noticed that sex isn't for you. cheers.

[tbm1986]

I was hoping this post would be informative/insightful but all of this slagging off in the name of humour leaves a lot to be desired and is anything but funny. I have no more to say, I'm that disgusted!

[GingerGuy]

I believe everyone likes sex. Those that claim they don't I think it's because one of two things (or both). They just have low sex drives or they have never experienced good sex (with the right person, compatible with their likes). And or they have very strong religious beliefs, ie. sex is only for procreation, not enjoyment etc

[Peskyn3gr0]

Bravo, very informative take. A lot of GAGgers could learn a thing or two from this.

[redridinggirlTR]

There are many women and men who fancy fat people.
So they are out.
Many men like stupid women for sex... Think about sext stupid blonde jokes. So they are out.

[the_rake]

this is some troll bait right here...

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of course, a take like this could never be anything BUT a troll.