"Fake Alpha Guys," You Are Boring (Defending The Nice Guy)

The term "Alpha Male" (and alpha female) gets thrown around a lot. And I'd like to take a minute to make fun of them; just for the hell of it.

"Fake Alpha Guys," You Are Boring (Defending The Nice Guy)

Bad boy: A guy who treats women with disrespect (most of the time), Just thoughtless, unkind, and a big damn meanie head.

So yeah, Basically the very definition of an asshole. And not the cool, anti-hero type asshole, But the lame kind that just makes you sick!

"Fake Alpha Guys," You Are Boring (Defending The Nice Guy)

Being a big skanky butthole doesn't make you interesting either, Just a big skanky butthole.

*Example of some real alpha sh*t going down!

"Fake Alpha Guys," You Are Boring (Defending The Nice Guy)

According to the urban dicktionary, There are actually 5 classifications of male.

1. Alpha

Alpha Male - The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.

2. Beta

Beta Male - In the animal kingdom, the alpha male is the dominant member of the community. He’s like a cartoon caveman, commanding deference. The betas are wingmen, collaborative and conciliatory. In human terms, betas make the best mates. They do more in the house, and probably in the bedroom, because they know how to hasten the greater good. The beta has poetry in him, and a touch of youthful idealism. He’s sure of who he is, and not constantly trying to prove his value in materialistic terms. (Alpha: Your expensive car doesn’t make you interesting.) The beta can earn a lot of money, or a little, but the money’s not the thing; he profits because he works well with others.

3. Omega

Omega Male - The polar opposite of the Alpha Male. Omega Males can have friends and close acquaintances but prefer to accomplish things on their own without the help of a group. Omega Males generally don't belong to any cliques and have no desire to be the leader or most outstanding of said clique. Omega Males have relations with people from all groups and carry a resourcefulness and cunning (sometimes strength) to get a job done with their own skill. This being said, an omega male can have great pride without it manifesting as "ego." (There are always exceptions.

An Alpha Male MUST absolutely be perceived by his peers as the toughest, most popular, and smartest. An Omega Male cares little for this recognition...but knows that he is all those things and more.

Alpha males must have the support of his "boys." This can be the foundation for many shallow and superficial relationships. An Omega Male needs support from time to time, but has few true friends who know him intimately and generally shuns shallow acquaintences.

4. Delta Male

Delta Male - Once a hygienic, good-looking, popular, athletic man who in his youth, had the perfect girlfriend and was admired and envied for his wit and charm. But as he grew up and matured, this man turned into the complete opposite of what he was in his younger days. The delta male is referred to as a "has been" and is used to refer to the lowest caste of the hierarchical society. A delta male is subordinated to all others in the community and is in a continuous struggle of trying too hard to fit in a society where he no longer belongs.

5. Gamma

Gamma Male - The third and lowest tier of male social hierarchy. Unlike the dominant alpha or the passive beta, the gamma male's hallmark traits are clinginess, possessiveness, and manipulation. Since he is unable to compete with men above his social tier, he is prone to isolating and manipulating girls, and failing that, throwing guilt trips to keep them on a short leash. While a gamma male is often a self-proclaimed "nice guy", his benevolence is merely a means to an end, which is usually trying to hook up with a girl he is obsessed with. Overly emotional and prone to feelings of unwarranted entitlement, the gamma male would rather blame all of his problems on other people than take responsibility for his own behavior. A truly worthless human being.

All I know, Is a real 'alpha' guy wouldn't be calling himself that all the time(Unless as a joke).

I think these guys would be more like posers, Being an insecure bully is a definite fake alpha or type A trait.

As far as I'm concerned, This is the face of the true Alpha Dog!

"Fake Alpha Guys," You Are Boring (Defending The Nice Guy)
And, You ain't it, little man........

And, This is the face of a true beta cuck

"Fake Alpha Guys," You Are Boring (Defending The Nice Guy)

Or, The current cuck-mander in chief!!!

"Fake Alpha Guys," You Are Boring (Defending The Nice Guy)

Or, The face of toxic feminasty evil in it's purest form :(

"Fake Alpha Guys," You Are Boring (Defending The Nice Guy)

And, What a serious Alpha Female would look like <3

"Fake Alpha Guys," You Are Boring (Defending The Nice Guy)

Treat women right. And it's ok for nice guys to finish last, as long as they finish on her face in the end!

"Fake Alpha Guys," You Are Boring (Defending The Nice Guy)

#NoBullies

#GoNiceGuys

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  • Purely by definition (who uses these words anyways) betas sound lovely ^^

    • Who uses the word 'lovely'... :o

    • I've known quite a few people who do. It's just not the stereotypical drunk and tripping on acid college screaming "ALPHA BETA PI SIGMA" *smashes beer can on head "YEAAAAHHHH"

    • You lost me, I think :P

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  • Seriously? You are a PIG, posting a video of a man punching a woman like that!!

  • I'm a little bit of everything. ✌

  • I think I'm becoming more and more of an omega. The truth is that people most likely cycle between all the states, depending on mood, situation, time of day, etc. One of those, Delta or Gamma?, is associated with depression, I think.

  • I like this and tbh concur with what you say about nice guys who are genuine being demeaned or made fun of. They're the guys who are truly alpha/the best.

    Agreed on these fake 'alphas' or pretenders.

    Also omega sounds interesting and someone pretty good tbh. Someone who doesn't need to show off and values true friends, not shallow people or those who aren't really there for them.

    • Also on your profile page, the background of that woman in space, nice!

    • Yes, She is <3

  • There is no hierarchy like that. Even the most alpha guy can take a cock inside his ass, if you put a gun inside his mouth.

  • Alpha, Beta, Omega,... Are we talking about right now? lol

  • i guess a genuine nice guy would not call himself a nice guy either.

  • Haha I'm a omega

    • Say a guy on the internet.

    • @YourFutureEx I have no reason to lie about that besides some of the other one's are pretty good I picked the one closest to my life and views

    • Says* Lol I was kidding. Of course you can be 😊

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  • as far as im concerned all this labeling people is bullshit. act like a Man and stand up against BS like this and abusive women

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL FOUR BOOBS

    • You high?

  • I don't believe in labels and i don't fit into any of them. I'm just an honest, sometimes tough working guy with an even tempered demeanor, who is wanting to make a better life for himself.

  • Who actually uses those words seriously to begin with? haha