10 of the Absolute Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

10 of the strangest things you can buy on amazon. com

There really isn't any argument that Amazon is not becoming the most important retailer in the world. The Department store is dying and a lot of it is due to the popularity of Amazon.com. However there are also some strange and a little bit unnerving things that you can buy on Amazon so here are ten of the strangest things on amazon.com.

10. A casket

10 of the Absolute Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

Lets be honest, if your loved one has just passed away your first thought on where to loom for a casket won't be Amazon.com but apparently they get enough orders for them to continuing making a profit from them.

9. REALLY weird erotica.

10 of the Absolute Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

Yes, that is dinosaur on human erotica. I heard about it in a cracked article and it turns out that its Amazon that sells them. Is that the most fucked up thing you've seen all day. I hope so because something that is more fucked up that that is bound to destroy sanity.

8. Pre-filled holy communion cups

10 of the Absolute Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

I actually couldn't get the picture of the one they sell so this one will have to do but the fact is that Apparently Amazon has gotten into selling the Blood of Christ but apparently there is money to be made.

7. A Human Skull

10 of the Absolute Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

I know that this is really just for medical purposes but the fact is that they are SELLING A HUMAN SKULL AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE FAMILIES OF THE DECEASED DON'T GET MONEY.

This is just incredibly fucked up shit. I'm never going to have my skull sold on amazon or at all. Though I am planning on donating my brain to depression research.

6. Serial Killer Playing Cards

10 of the Absolute Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

Cause thats what we want on our playing cards, Serial Killers. I mean at least the Iraq 52 most wanted terrorist playing cards served a purpose, they were issued so that the troops wouldn't be bored and could identify these terrorists but these guys are already caught so this means its just pseudo-serial killer memorabilia.

5. A 40 pound bag of manure

10 of the Absolute Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

let me put it this way I work on a farm and we would never buy manure from amazon. Honestly do not buy manure from amazon. There are just so many ways that can go wrong buy it local thats the only option.

4. A grappling hook

10 of the Absolute Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

Of all the items on this list, this is truly the most awesome. However it is strange. I didn't know that their was a big enough market for them for them for amazon to viably make a profit off them.

3. An anatomically correct whale dildo

10 of the Absolute Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

There is a LINE amazon and you crossed it about forty miles back. Seriously what kind of person uses this, actually don't answer that I'm better off not knowing.

2. A jar of coyote urine

10 of the Absolute Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

I actually know someone who had to buy some of this. It is used to ward away predators and pests from a persons house but still this is fucking weird that you can just get American Jackal piss off of amazon.

1. Uranium ore

10 of the Absolute Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

Yes the fact is you can buy Uranium ore from Amazon.com. I know there is probably some innocent reason that you can buy this stuff but this does disturb me.

Note to admins can you change the category for me

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  • About number 9, I guess someone took that line from Predator about being a sexual tyrannosaurus and ran with it.

    • Predator is such a fun movie

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  • I really hope there's no dinosaur dildos.

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  • Wow, I had no idea Amazon was THAT diverse in it's product offering. Dinosaur erotica? I honestly would buy that for someone as a joke. I know a few people who may enjoy that. Or at least put it somewhere in public, like a public washroom and hide in the stall to hear the reaction :P

  • Is it wrong that none of this surprises me... except he dinosaur erotic, that is just... I don't even have words for it!

  • Bestiality *Shakes head*

  • Lol I had no idea some of those were on Amazon. Goodness knows what else you can buy on there

  • Thank you for the Helpful Hints, @Waffles731. Now I know what to Use all of my Points on, once I get to be Master, which is Coming up very soon.
    Seriously though, I do Love Amazon and as a Matter of fact, Just the other day, I was going to go Online and see what I might Need.
    I had better hurry though. I saw Today where More Macy Stores are Going out of Business, and who Knows if Amazon could be Next to Go.
    Good luck and Great My take. xx

  • Wow! I didn't know that we could buy all of these things on Amazon. That's why they have so many customers and that's scary...
    Why would anyone buy a whale dildo? Or even play with serial killer cards? That's so fucked up!
    Humans are lost...

  • That moment when some people became billionaire by selling garbage.

  • I know that some people buy sex toys to use with their girlfriend but. . . really, any girl that can handle a whale dildo? I'm not going anywhere near that bitch!

  • weirdest ones to me is the whale dildo but i guess i'm not totally shocked

    i wonder if you can get the casket with 2-day free shipping with my prime account... you know like when you know you're gonna die soon and really need that coffin

    i have actually bought the coyote urine for gardening. you spray it around the perimeter of the garden so animals don't come in and eat the food... tried just peeing around the edge of the garden myself but that didn't work

  • God damn humans are fucked up.

    • Oh yeah 😒

    • Sounds about right

  • I've seen way weirder dildos than that whale one. No not for me...
    Ever hear of the dragon dildo?
    www.google.ca/imgres

  • None of this surprises me. I know someone who bought a skeleton from Amazon. It was for educational purposes, but it was real. I learned anatomy from it. Her name was Suzanna.

  • For once, we're in complete agreement. This is screwed up beyond words!

  • Now I know what I'll be spending my next Amazon gift card on 😂

  • My brother in law has cards similar to number 6 except they're terrorists instead of serial killers. Weird people buy this stuff.

    • Military passed out playing cards with terrorist on them. Also had playing cards with the chain of command.

    • Of course George Bush was the ace. That's also his nice name, "Ace."

    • You said your brother in law is an ex-marine?
      I can explain that then,
      during the invasion of Iraq in 2003 the DOD realized that there were a whole lot of terrorists and in a kind of conflict it was they decided they needed a way to make sure soldiers would recognize them.
      So soldiers were issued playing cards that had the faces of the 52 most wanted iraqis
      en.wikipedia.org/.../Most-wanted_Iraqi_playing_cards

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  • Forget Erotica that is just stright up porn dude. I read some of the reviews one was like "finally an accurate depiction of dinosaur and woman sex" like WTF! So would you know?

    • *how would

  • This is an indicator of how humans are become crazier by the day ><

  • TBH good to know I can order my casket from Amazon.

  • My friend bought some Donald Trump toilet paper rolls off of amazon. Now, I couldn't tell if it was a watse of money or pure genius.

  • I new about the hook and the urin I know a lot of shit thy have because I shop thare all the time I plan on getting a sword from thare and a grappling hook

    • As long as you use them to STRIKE FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF YOUR ENEMIES

    • Sure thing lol

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