Sex Tips From a Virgin Girl for Experienced Women (Funny but Serious)

[Anonymous]

I have read many comments, stories of women's and men's sexual problems and unsatisfied sex lives and I wanted to help women understand what they want. That is why I decided to write this myTake.

YES I AM A VIRGIN but please don't attack me or laugh at me.

Trust me, my first man (whoever that lucky man will be) is going to say to me, "You are the best lover I have ever seen. Last night was magical".

Now my sex tips... you know I have numerous useful tips but I am going to teach you (experienced women) the best sex tips that will make your men get easily aroused and will make you get more pleasure.

1. Don't concentrate on cunnilingus

Seriously that is so irritating. Women, I do understand that receiving oral sex will make you orgasm but you must know that by concentrating on just one body part you will never learn how to enjoy your other body parts. It is not accidental that women have troubles in getting orgasms through actual penetration. They receive oral sex, then get orgasms and that is it. They are satisfied. They don't want to learn how to orgasm with him by actual sex. I have some acquaintances who don't get oral sex but get orgasms from vaginal sex. You see how oral sex stops you from getting cervical orgasms?

2. Don't fake orgasms. Seriously, why do some people act like clowns?

Women! Can you imagine what you look like at the time of faking it? Just imagine...please. just for one second. I am sure if I were a guy I would burst out laughing if I saw a woman faking an orgasm. It is like seeing a woman who fakes crying. Her screaming trembling voice, her mouth... but DRY EYES. So corny. And faking orgasms look so corny and creepy too. Loud moans, rolling eye and DRY VAGINA.

I know you think it is a shame not to be able to come because after all you don't want your man to know that in spite of all his attempts you were unable to cum.

Instead of being insecure about your inability to come, you better feel insecure about your faking and lying. FAKING ORGASMS IS MORE SHAMEFUL THAN LEARNING HOW TO ORGASM!

3. Don't leave your pleasure on guys' shoulders

Why you think guys are responsible for your pleasures? Stop reading Cosmo, please!. Guys are not to blame for your dead fish behavior and pure sexual skills. You think it is okay not to know YOUR OWN WEAK SPOTS and turn-ons but it's not okay if guys can't predict them for you? Why do you think guys should guess what turns you on when you yourselves don't know your own body?

TO BE CONTINUED...

[RJGraveyTrain]

I disagree with the cunnilingus part. 70% of women CAN'T orgasm through penetrative sex alone so if that's how you can cum then there is no reason to not cum through oral. Obviously you still need to include other forms of foreplay but trust me when you have penetrative sex you'll get it.

Obviously you shouldn't fake an orgasm but I wouldn't go so far as to insult people for it. Some girls feel insecure about the fact that they can't cum, or uncomfortable so as a result they fake it to avoid embarrassment or other negative feelings. Once trust is built in a relationship though there's no reason to fake it.

The last one I only PARTIALLY agree with. You should ideally be able to communicate what feels good with a guy so he can please you easier but the truth is, is that a lot of girls when they first have sex DO NOT KNOW what their weak spots are, especially considering how you can pleasure yourself is SO DIFFERENT to how someone else will pleasure you. Sometimes it's good to let them explore your body and vice versa, because if you just whip out: "Well when I touch myself this feels good, and I like it when you touch me here in this way at this speed" it kills the mood and it can get dull. So be open to letting each other take the lead and experiment with a few things.

[Tarvold]

Stop!

Just fucking stop!

This is like getting dieting advice from Rebel Wilson
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[Aklaknana]

Lol as if what I said was not useful. This is my another account. I forgot my password so I created another account

[Aklaknana]

What if she weighted 300 pounds and had a good diet which helped her lose 100 pounds in 3 months?

[Tarvold]

@Aklaknana Would you take style advice from someone who's blind? Would you learn a steak recipe from a vegan? It's blatantly obvious that you just have no idea what you're talking about. It doesn't even matter if the three points you listed are right or not, you're just not taking into consideration everything else that's going on in the heat of the moment, and not capturing the essence of everything that matters. Not to mention that it's just fucking arrogant of you to think that you can start teaching people something you have absolutely no experience in.

[Aklaknana]

Lol now you changed your examples? Comparing me with a blind person? Lol are you aware that I have hormones and sexual needs? Why are you so hurt that I mentioned women's mistakes in sex?

[19magic]

A lot of recipes can be prepared by people whose never tried them. I love baking and if I could would spend hours everyday. But I'm also incredibly fussy and don't eat a lot of things. But I've made mint biscuits and dark chocolate cakes, coconut sponge, lemon drizzle all of them I don't particularly like some of them I hate the taste. But I still made damn good cookies and cakes.

[Tarvold]

@19magic Would you teach a Chinese person how to cook rice?

[Aklaknana]

I could still teach him how to cook my national foods

[Tarvold]

@Aklaknana That's different. You eat your national foods. You don't fuck, and you're here teaching people who fuck every day how to fuck.

[Aklaknana]

Just because they fuck doesn't mean they know how to fuck. 👍Just because I don't fuck doesn't mean I don't know how to fuck! ✌👌👌

[19magic]

If that Chinese person didn't know how to cook rice, I would yes. But you was on about not eating/using/fling the end result when your the one making/creating/giving advice to get to that end result.

[goldie8]

Your virginity is showing. First of all there's no such thing as a cervical orgasm. You make up facts as you go along. Next the understanding of the significance of cunnilingus has only been in the last 40 years. The inability of women to achieve orgasm goes back wave father than that. If you're not going to have sex I suggest you at least read about it. Because from my perspective you don't know crap

[Euu7bg]

I can't believe so many sluts didn't know what cervical orgasm is. I suggest you to read about it. But thanks for making me laugh

[cpzpbx3]

You lost me at "cervical orgasm" lmao

[Euu7bg]

What? I can't believe you didn't know what cervical orgasm is

[Ksjsg]

Just goigle cervical orgasm and learn

[cpzpbx3]

@Euu7bg I know what a cervical orgasm is, but if you think it's truly the holy grail of all orgasms or that every woman can achieve one then maybe you're the one that needs to learn

[cpzpbx3]

@Ksjsg sorry part of my previous reply was for you

[Ksjsg]

Dont change your words. You did mean that cervical orgasm doesn't exist.

[Ksjsg]

If you knew what cervical orgasm is you wouldn't laugh at that expression. Besides youused quotations and said "lmao" which means the phrase was odd and funny to you.

[cpzpbx3]

@Ksjsg yes it's hilarious, considering most women are not able to achieve them, even if they do have a partner capable of properly stimulating the cervix. It's one of those things like squirting--which by the way is actually pee and not female ejaculate--that is elusive to the scientific community and is only ever discussed at length within the pages of Cosmo. Which is why naive people read about it once, don't bother researching any actual science behind it, and leave it at that.

[Ksjsg]

Listen you laughed at "cervical orgasm" because you thought it doesn't exist. Read other women's comments. You are not the only ignorant one lol

[cpzpbx3]

@Ksjsg I laughed at "cervical orgasm" because it has zero scientific validity and its existence is almost solely based on women who claim to have had them. I am aware that it is something people believe exists, but just because it's in cosmo doesn't mean it's the word of God. You are basing your claim on the experiences of other women. Having no experience of your own to speak of, and being unwilling to explore peer-reviewed scientific literature on orgasms... I don't think you have any business calling someone else ignorant.

[Ksjsg]

Lol now you are saying cervical orgasm doesn't exist. Lmfao

[cpzpbx3]

@Ksjsg Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it?

[vishna]

I like your type of humor :)

[JellyBean333]

I don't necessarily agree with the first point. I've tried to orgasm from just penetrative sex without any external stimulation, but it just ain't happening. It's not that it's not enjoyable, it just doesn't happen. And this is the case for a lot of women.

[JellyBean333]

P. S. I enjoyed reading this though :)

[BuchitaBuchys]

Thank you! Everything else was fine, but #1, that's not how sex works lol And to me, I noticed that it is easier for me to cum when I've already orgasmed with nipple and clit play. It's like a snowball effect, and much easier to then orgasm via penetration. She seems to go by porn or how it is for men. Oh no honey, we have the luxury of being able to experience multiple orgasms lol

[BuchitaBuchys]

There's some points I agree with, others that it's clear that you have no experience with this which isn't bad, just uninformed.

1. DISAGREE lol and do you really think it's only oral? No. Oral is pretty much the start up, warm up.
Also, many women cannot orgasm via penetration alone. I had sex for about a year with penetration only, no nipple no oral. Guess what? Never orgasmed. At all. With my second boyfriend, he gave me nipple play, orgasmed. He ate me out, orgasmed. And then gave me good dick orgasmed. With him I had multiple and back to back orgasms, even squirting.
We're not like men, you give us 1 orgasm and the subsequent to follow are actually a lot easier to achieve.
This one, you'll just have to experience for yourself.
Also, not every woman is the same, not every vagina is the same, not even every orgasm.
I have friends who oral does absolutely nothing for them. Nothing wrong with that. Others who can't cum through penetration alone, nothing wrong with that. It really bothers me when others advocate against oral because many women already feel too ashamed to ask for what they like. And I'm an advocate for women taking charge and enjoying sex. And sometimes, this certain act will make us cum in a minute, sometimes it won't. Every orgasm is different.

2. I agree. Faking orgasms gives them a false ego boost.

3. I agree and disagree. Disagree because your partner should want to please you, and you should want to please them. Agree because dead fish women can't complain about no pleasure when they do nothing to get it. Also, masturbate so you can know your sweet spots.

Overall, 50/50 agree and disagree. But #1 just really bothered me as this is what helps so many women cum, and it's really annoying to see a fellow woman try to stop that pleasure and even make her feel bad about it. Like I said, some women can orgasm from oral, others can't. Some from nipple play, others can't. Some from anal even, others can't. Some vaginal others can't. Don't shame them because they can't or haven't.

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[BuchitaBuchys]

Really, it's only #1. I used to think that was how it worked, but good dick straightened me out haha.

[Skkwa]

She said no need to concentrate on clit alone. And you jumped lol as if she said she is against oral sex

[BuchitaBuchys]

@Skkwa still flawed to think that just because we do mostly or only oral that it's the reason we don't or can't cum via penetration

[Hwlsop]

I think dead fish woman and size queens tend to be the same people. Not feeling enough pleasure so must need bigger can't be that she isn't doing anything to make the experience better.

[Aklaknana]

That clit ring qas ridiculous

[Aklaknana]

Was *

[BuchitaBuchys]

@Aklaknana but funny to me

[mikemx55]

Once upon a time, I posted something similar to this on a question about your number 3, and I am amazed to this day, that very few women have agreed with me, and now I am reading something that I could recognise as my own words.
(I may search for that answer to post here... if you're interested)

[Blonde401]

While I agree faking orgasms is bad and you shouldn't do it (men and women) please don't think you can dish out sex tips when you've not had it. You know absolutely nothing about it and you show your ignorance in the first point. Complete rubbish and laughable really. All women are different, some women can have an orgasm just by having their nipples played with, some need a lot of oral and some can only get off on penetration. Take it from a lady who can orgasm from any of these things, your takes need better more factual information. I wouldn't go to someone who's never seen a car to fix one for me, I'd go to a mechanic.

[Hwlsop]

Most women do not orgasm from vaginal sex.

[Aklaknana]

Lol calm down. You make me sound like a criminal. Am I now allowed to say anything about sex? Lol. Why do women can't tolerate others' opinions? Too close minded

[Blonde401]

@Hwlsop most women don't, you're correct but most isn't all, some women can orgasm from penetration. @asker go and have some sex, then you can talk about it. Don't make out to be an expert when you know absolutely nothing. I'm intolerant of people giving bad advice.

[Aklaknana]

Lol you think just because your holes have been fucked then you know more than me? I said concentrating on just clit alone is wrong. If you think getting satisfaction from oral alone is enough then sorry but I pity you. It is funny how I know about sex and my body more than you.

[Aklaknana]

"go and have some sex, then you can talk about it." As if you are someone who has the power of not allowing me to talk. Lol you are so pathetic. Pfff

[Blonde401]

@Aklaknana as if you expected everyone to agree with your drivel. Having sex makes you an expert actually, would you get someone who doesn't know how to drive to fix your car? No you wouldn't. And actually most women can only orgasm from Clit stimulation so you're really showing your ignorance in not knowing what a lot of women need to get off. I don't get satisfaction from oral alone actually, I have an amazing sex life so don't feel sorry for me sweetie. Much like Jon Snow you know nothing and the fact that you can't even come up with a simple argument to explain yourself proves it. Like I said, to and actually have sex and then you'll get off your high horse. And you're 18? Like you have any right as an 18 year old sexually inexperienced person to dish out any advice.

[Aklaknana]

Calm down. Girl. You sound so bitter. As if I insulted you by making a take. You are no one to tell me I shouldn't talk about sex. You are in your 20s but sound like an immature kid who is angry for no reason. And I never said women dont come from oral. All I said was it is easier to come from oral but it is wrong to concentrate ONLY on it. You dont even have the ability to comprehend simple sentences. And having a good sex life doesn't mean I can't pity you. Your stupidity is smth I pity you for. You are too dumb to say that I have no right to give advice. Right for speech is smth that we all have. You can't take away that right for me. If you disagree with my points then fine. That is your right. But no need to attack me and show your immaturity. And knowing how to fix your car has nothing to do with knowing your own body. You brought a stupid exaple. Just as stupid as you are.

[Aklaknana]

Example*

[Blonde401]

@Aklaknana no you sound like the immature kid. As proven by most of the comments on here telling you this is garbage and you throwing a hissy fit. You literally just wrote a load of insults instead of forming an argument and making a case, which proves you're childish and also that your take has no substance. You've yet to tell me what you could possibly know from never having had sex. You only get good at things by doing them, you're a complete noob. Why would anyone take advice from an 18 year old who knows nothing?

[Aklaknana]

Girl seriously calm down. Are you this horrible shit in real life? Attacking someone who says you should learn how to orgasm via actual sex is not only immature but also pathetic. Listen I still think I have the right for speech. And you are a moron for attaking me for writing a take. You dont like my take then fuck off. Plain and simple.

[Blonde401]

@Aklaknana and you have just completely voided your whole argument as you cannot debate but have to resort to childish insults. And you didn't even read my original comment thoroughly did you? 'Actual sex' which if you'd ever had any includes everything, not just penetration. Sex is not just penetration, that is one small part of sex and you'd know that if you had actually had any. You've never had sex so I don't know why you think you know so much.

[Blonde401]

@Aklaknana I'm completely calm but clearly you are not.

[Aklaknana]

Not having sex doesn't mean not knowing sexual prefernces and activites. I never said a thing that was false.

[Blonde401]

@Aklaknana how do you know how to orgasm from sex if you've never had it? You might think you have some idea of your sexual preference aye but sexual preferences are very personal and change over time, usually when you've had a lot of sex. Sexual preferences aren't something set in stone and exactly like I said up there, every woman is different. So some women only get to orgasm from oral despite having tried a lot of other ways and that's fine for them, you don't need to tell them how to get their O, they're getting it. I am not one of those women but I don't think you can speak for them having NEVER had sex. You might think you know something cause you've seen porn or read a book but it's nothing like having it for real. Your take might have been taken more seriously if you didn't tell everyone you're a virgin. It's still rubbish but the fact that you're a virgin makes it worse - it's patronising and you're not in a position to tell people what to do.

[Aklaknana]

Lol I knew that my virginity made you feel worthless. You proved it by bringing up my virginity. I know how to orgasm from reading worthless sluts' hatred comments.

[Aklaknana]

And I said that at least women should try to learn how to orgasm from actual sex. I never said they should give up oral. I am not going to repeat this again.

[Blonde401]

@Aklaknana oh so you finally reveal yourself! You're one of those virgins. Right I get you, you're a lunatic. You think you know more about sex but haven't had any and deem anyone who has a worthless slut. You're either a dude or a crazy person and I'm not arguing with a lunatic who knows NOTHING. You can't get laid yourself so you hate on other women for enjoying themselves. Girl bye.

[Aklaknana]

You are no one to tell me who I should have sex with. And being a slut doesn't mean enjoy yourself. Although sluts like you will disagree

[Blonde401]

@Aklaknana 😂😂😂 you're an 18 year old child, you don't know shit. Goodbye.

[Aklaknana]

I know shits like you

[Callieeee]

Thanks for telling me shit I knew in 8th grade lol😂 Just sayin

[Callieeee]

And "cervical orgasms"? Yep, she's definitely a virgin😂

[Ksjsg]

Google cervical orgasm and learn what it is.

[RedVulcan]

I like you. You know what common sense looks like and what memes to use to make it bearable.

[Browneye57]

Hmmm... a virgin giving sex advice. Yep. Sure.
Where's the face-palm icon?

[The_flying_Frenchman]

The hilarity of a virgin telling me about sex is more than laughable, I'm quite sure I just died😂

[srersrs]

but she was right

[YellowCactus]

That picture with a penis caption is amazing 😂😂

[Flurr]

Actually, this is surprisingly done well. I'm sure it's not 100% accurate but they all hold some truths. The women I have been with that knew what they were doing fucked me as much as I fucked them lol. Like they all knew what position and how to achieve an orgasm, if I left it all up to women I would never blow my load. Faking orgasm are lame, anything fake sucks, fake tits, fake face, fake personality, fake is fake.

[gapminder]

"Sex Tips from a Virgin Girl" is like having Gary Busey for a guidance counselor.

[gapminder]

https://youtu.be/hSMaHy9LShA

[Aklaknana]

So not learning how to cum from actual sex, not faking and not being dead fish means being good in bed?

[gapminder]

@Aklaknana oh hell no! I never suggested anything of the sort.

[Aklaknana]

Then why do you think my tips are wrong?

[gapminder]

@Aklaknana oh I didn't think they were wrong at all. They were all valid points. I was merely making a joke based on what I assumed would be the average male perception of the title your question.

[Aklaknana]

@tarvold said "It's blatantly obvious that you just have no idea what you're talking about. It doesn't even matter if the three points you listed are right or not" 😂 it does not natter if I am right. I dont have the right to say anything about sex

[gapminder]

@Aklaknana clearly nobody here understands a gary busey joke so I'm out.

[Tarvold]

@Aklaknana Nope. You're just not qualified.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRPyjPAuoXs

[Aklaknana]

@Tarvold you can't judge my sexual skills. You wish you could see whether I am good or bed at sex. Sorry you are not that lucky.

[Tarvold]

@Aklaknana Then why do you keep flirting with me?

[gapminder]

@Tarvold hahaha you used Gary Busey too!!!

[Aklaknana]

@Tarvold flirting? I didn't know that talking to me made your dick hard.

[Tarvold]

@Aklaknana I didn't say that it was working. See... told you you're not qualified to talk about this.

[Aklaknana]

@Tarvold so who can qualify me? Lmfao

[Tarvold]

@Aklaknana This is the internet. I'm sure it won't be too hard to talk a guy into helping you out.

[Aklaknana]

@Tarvold this is the internet and that is why I can talk about whatever I want. Besides in real life getting laid is as easy as having sex chat online

[zagor]

"It" was scarier than shit.

The TV movie, that is, not virginity.

[OpenWine]

well actually it's a goal finding a girl who doesn't just open and be like "there you go, make my day" but I am not even there.

[NajemEddine]

funny :p :>

[hotstuffSRD]

😂😂😂
You're funny

[WhaChaChaKing]

I think both parties should be responsible for the other's orgasm. Seems like the nice thing to do.

[Nandor]

You are funny you know that

[Aklaknana]

I do. And very funny