Ladies, Your Boobs, A**, and Vagina are fine!

[AlienIshboo]

I've been almost copy-pasting a response recently to a lot of similar questions women seem to ask, and I felt the need to kinda put it all into perspective so you can get the full context.

The questions are always "Is my vagina too dark? Is it too weird-looking? Is a little stubble ok? Is my vagina's size ok?" or "Are my boobs too small? Are they too big?" Same for their asses. They're always so worried guys won't like their sex parts.

Listen, I speak for all heterosexual men here: we care more about whether or not we have access to these parts, not what they look like.

Is your vagina clean (it doesn't smell like a 2-day old can of sardines that's been sitting out in the sun, right)? That's all you need to worry about. You're fine. We only care what it feels like inside, and whether or not you're enjoying what we're doing down there. We really don't give a shit whether it looks porn star worthy. Stay clean, stay horny. Or, to put it another way, if you think guys will be turned off by it, then you shouldn't feel any risk whatsoever by spreading your legs open and inviting any random guy to penetrate you. Think about that for a minute.

Your boobs and ass don't matter either. We really don't care... we just want to play with what you've got. That's literally it.

Hmm... how can I explain this so it makes better sense... Ok, let's use the example of chili. Chili is awesome. I love chili, as do many people. There are huge chili cookoffs even. Do you feel turned off by any bowl of chili just based on the way it looks? Of course you don't. It's chili! Every bowl is different and unique, so you'll enjoy each bowl for different reasons. But you'll enjoy it still, no matter what bowl you get, because again: IT'S CHILI, AND CHILI IS AWESOME!

The same can be said for your extremities. No matter what the size/shape/color, we'll like it. Yes, differences in those criteria will change the experience, but one is never "better" or "worse" than the other... Just like a green crayon colors just as well as a red one.

You're acting awfully picky and judgmental about your appearance; I certainly hope you're not the same way about OUR appearance... (that was directed at women and only women, not for all the men who want to add to confirmation bias :) )

[Browneye57]

Ah, finally. Just outstanding.
Frankly, we're getting tired of answering the same damn questions over and over. What is it with these girls these days? Absolutely clueless!

And if you want to get right down to it, we really don't care how smart you are either - if you're extra bright it's a plus, but really, we don't give a shit if you have some kind of masters degree or something. Your job/career either. You're all proud of your accomplishments and we're happy for you, but it doesn't make much difference to a guy one way or another - we just are not as giddy about it as you are so don't be disappointed when we don't worship you for whatever great thing you've done.

Guys are interested in what a gal is going to DO for him. How are you going to love him? Care for him? Make him feel? Are you going to respect him? Sex him? Enjoy him? Laugh at his jokes?

This what men are interested in. And no, we're not your emotional tampon either - you want fuss and whine call your girlfriends - that's what they're for.

And be thankful. Thankful for what you have, what we have together, your life, your family, your place where you live - being gracious is a commendable trait for sure.

And be polite. Women tend to be just rude these days. If you're gonna rude and whiny, complain about everything, you're gonna find that no one wants to be around you.

[Anonymous]

Thank you this made my day.

[koeman92]

... Except if you're overweight, then you really ought to do something about it as there is scientific evidence proves that being overweight is unhealthy. Just sayin.

[AlienIshboo]

True, but if you have a weight problem, then your ass, boobs, and vagina should be the least of your worries, right? :)

[koeman92]

The ass sure could be.

[AlienIshboo]

ehhhh, yeah ok I'll give you that one :)

[Anonymous]

Thank you!

[Anonymous]

I get your point, but this post will make 200 pound fat fucks think they are hot girls. So no. Its not always fine. If you are fat girls - lose weight.

[Musiclover33]

What is fat? People say girls are fat when they aren't. Girls starve themselves because dicks call them fat and they aren't. There is no truly fat girls on there. I would consider a 300 lbs women or more fat, but I wouldn't tell her that. I would say overweight and help her loose weight.

[Opinion Owner]

@Musiclover33 over 300lbs? Unless you are a bodybuilder, 300 pounds is too much even for a man. For a woman, 200 pounds is way too much. And fat girls are girls who are fat. No philosophy tgere. If you are shaped like a potato, you are fat. If you have a lot of bodyfat, you are fat. We all know what fat means. So don't try to make it look like an abstract term.

[AlienIshboo]

This post had nothing to do with weight... it specifically dealt with boobs, ass, and vagina appearance. Whether that looks better on a fat person was never addressed. And so what if "fat fucks" think they look hot? Does that threaten you in some way?

[Opinion Owner]

No but Im tired of that retarded trend where if a girl is fat, its not allowed to openly say it, and other fucktards call her "beautiful". There is a name for that tumor of a trend, I just can't remember it. And your post said all boobs/ass are fine to guys. I stated the obvious - they are not. With fat girls, their boobs and ass get that fat shape and its totally unattractive

[ObscuredBeyond]

I believe it's BBW? Or is that black-specific? It's nonsense either way. Nobody wants a cow, any more than women don't want to be with a human dump truck.

[AlienIshboo]

I think now it's "Big Beautiful Woman". Again, the original point was strictly pointing at those key areas. Whether weight enhances or diminishes that look is irrelevant. For example: if you saw 2 giant fat vaginas, and they looked slightly different, would you care about the minor difference, or would you be more focused on the fact that you were staring at fat vaginas? I do agree with you in a sense though... by believing you're beautiful just the way you are, you don't get any healthier because you're rationalizing everything is fine.

[AlienIshboo]

Note: your weight is a different issue. I'm not disparaging fat people... I'm a fat person myself, struggling like hell to be healthy (already lost 35 pounds, so whatever the hell I'm doing is working). I hope anyone who feels bad about their weight becomes as motivated as I was and as successful as I am (well, so far anyway).