Top Ten Rejected Sexy Pickup Lines (satire)

[smahala1991]

10. I'm like Bob Ross. I'll cover your canvas all over with Titanium White

9.You must be Belle because you bring out the Beast in me

8. I'm like M&Ms candy, I melt in your mouth not in your hand

7. You can call me Subway because I have a footlong to satisfy every taste

6. Space Mountain might be the oldest ride in the park, but it still has the longest line

5. When I cum I'm like Elsa, I just "Let It Go"

4. I can be a painter because I know Fifty Shades of Grey

3. I'm no Rodeo Cowboy, but I can tell you this ride is going to be longer than 8 seconds

2. I'm like Ariana Grande, Ill have you walking Side to Side

1. I might not be the next contestant on The Price is Right, but I think i'll come on down anyways

These are some things not to say when trying to pick up ladies or dudes.

#StayClassy

#Dontsaythese

[JustCallMeLeon]

i hate pickup lines. can't believe some people actually fall for them (ofc i dont mean those hilarious 10).

[vishna]

These... cringe, haha.

[smahala1991]

Thats the point they are imtentionally cringeworthy thusa good reason in why to never use them

[Pac-Man]

One can go a lot worse when it comes to pick up lines lmao

"How much will a 20 get me?”

[1truekhaleesi]

"cringe"

[smahala1991]

They are pretty bad. Pickup lines in general are bad.

[WaterRat]

I wouldn't mind hearing 10 and 1, those would crack me up. I don't get 6.

[smahala1991]

It meansage dont matter

[WaterRat]

Ah I see now

[jacquesvol]

"I'm Donald Trump's rich brother" works better if you show your Rolls Royce car keys.

[ChromAzonyx108]

I don't get #6 at all.

[John_Doesnt]

#7 always works on Tinder. Science!

[OrionH]

LMAO These are hilarious

[OrionH]

I saw these one somewhere but "My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in"

[Ooranjeboomb]

Hey , you obviously have an Internet , why not try typing in DECENT CHATUP LINES and see what turns up. And remember , you'll be starting from the ground up! Up , Up , Up and away...