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Why A Hooker Is Cheaper & Easier Than A Girlfriend

We talk about hookers as though they are the pricey last resort for men, and that dating is dirt cheap, hassle-free, and emotionally uplifting. Everyone keeps saying this.

Are you all high on LSD!? Dating is an expensive, emotionally-damaging game for men. And most of the women will treat you like an ATM machine, and treat life in general like a cheesy soap opera

Why A Hooker Is Cheaper & Easier Than A Girlfriend
Here are two scenarios.

1) You go date women, you organize a date, you take her for a nice dinner, she decides she doesn't like you...you just went home with your Willy in your hand, and set back $60 . So you would have to organize a date with another woman, and the exact same thing happens. And the average man this will happen five whole times in a row. AND how long will you have to wait between dates? A week sound possible? So you just wasted $300 and about five weeks of your time, and if you're very VERY lucky, a girl shagged you ONCE.

2) You withdraw $100usd, go to a reasonable brothel, get a girl of your choosing to spend 20 minutes with you[long enough for the average man to get off twice] and she treats you like gold, and even escorts you out while holding your hand atop her boobs. You leave feeling as though a world of burden has been lifted, like a real man.

So when you think about it very carefully, brothel girls are cheap as chips, and easy as pie, so get the hell over it.

"Ooh, but brothel girls are so filthy. I might catch something," people keep saying. That could be considered hypochondria. You guys have probably heard this from your wife. Well she's most likely just trying to scare you, so you don't go cheating on her when she puts a sexual embargo on you. Well I'd cheat, and it would be her fault.

I have had the privilege to visit many brothels, and the girls have very strict hygiene policies, and will almost never let you go bareback. Whenever I have wanted to go down on a working girl, she tells me to go use some Listerine, while she rubs in some Vagisil. They make you shower right before, and after, and so do they, and sometimes as a treat she'll shower with you. Sure chances are she sleeps with about 15 men a day, but that just makes her shower and apply ointment more obsessively. And it's not like they're coming inside her, condoms are mandatory and in some countries, like mine[australia] a legal requirement.

And even if you do get a girlfriend from your hassle of dating...unless you are rich and/or famous, chances are she's gonna treat you like crap, make you pay all her bills[even if she earns allot], drive her everywhere[even if she can drive and has a car]. Before you realize it, you are a chaffer and human ATM machine all for the occasional woopy.

There you go. I hope this sheds light on an ancient myth that is bringing all men down.

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  • With the degradation of western society through applied Marxism, the meltdown of relationships and with the true nature of woman exposed on the internet for all to see, the line between a conventional date and hiring a hooker has been all but erased. Going out on a date these days with the tremendous female promiscuity out there presents arguably more risk of catching an STD than with the controlled conditions of hiring a hooker depending if you go to a reputable place. A classy brothel will have the best looking women ever born and the cleanest in it. And some of them have been trained to have manners and act classy. Hookers are not only great at sex they are very good practical psychologists and will converse with you to put you in a good mood sometimes for days. A hooker might be the most honest woman that you ever have sex with. I would have to say that I probably trust a hooker much more that I can ever trust a modern woman date. The hypocrisy of a date is the woman will put on this nice and hard to get cover when she has just screwed some thug recently—alphas play, betas pay. The hooker plays it straight, basically a handshake contract-cash upfront—it is understood that she just had sex and you are next. The date’s objective plays it dirty, some costly much earned sex followed by a terrible man destroying government contract up the backside.

    • "tremendous female promiscuity out there" You mean the same promiscuity women have had to accept in men since the dawn of time?

    • @samhradh_leannan An average woman can easily have 10:1 partners over an average man with less effort. E. g. chlamydia 2014 last data in the US: 433,325 men, 1,006,441 women. Women carry most common STDs at a higher rate than men. I think they quit reporting it because it is getting so bad. But you are right-you go girl- screw your brains out until your mental and physical inners rot—it doesn’t make any difference anyways.

    • I'm not saying that it's good for ANYONE to have sex irresponsibly or indiscriminately (condoms, people) and I'm not condoning promiscuity in either gender. But the fact that it's easier for (some) women to build up sex partners than it is for (some) men also doesn't mean that all women WILL. There are tons of women out there who don't have casual sex at all. The notion that women in general are actually more promiscuous than men are just isn't accurate.

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  • I feel bad for men these days. I mean first of all I feel bad that a lot of women actually do some of these things because I know they do. But I also feel sad that some men no longer seem to want an actually emotionally fulfilling relationship with women. Men are so limited these days by society, they're treated like sex craved Neanderthals, they have sex shoved in their faces their entire lives. Here's some boobs on every single tv show to get you to watch it,, here's an unlimited supply of porn, here's something to buy with sex on it because we know it will sell more this way, here's a bunch of women who will only sleep/talk with you for your money. And then after all of that we expect you be some how be open and even have the ability to be in emotionally and physically fulfilled faithful relationships.

    It's sad how society pressures and exploits men to be one way and then expects them to be the complete opposite way once they're in a relationship.

    • I actually have no complaints—the liberation is great. I wouldn’t expend any empathetic energy on this. Regardless of how great ones own world is now, we are all in this macroscopic social petri dish together and it is all going to come around full circle unfortunately.

    • @roamer Liberation is always an option though. These things seem to influence and limit men in my opinion.

    • Well, women are the reason why men no longer want to have relationships or get married for that matter.

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  • If you really think that hiring a hooker whenever you want sex is cheaper than having a girlfriend, you're dating the wrong girls or you're paying for way more stuff than you really need to. Period.

    • And it's not exactly hypochondria to worry about catching an STD from a person who literally has sex for a living. Vagisil doesn't prevent the spread of STDs, so I'm not sure what that's all about. Frankly, if she needs Vagisil, that's not the best sign. If hiring prostitutes is what makes you happy, go for it. Seriously. I know that many are clean and safe and can offer a really enjoyable experience. But it's not true that you have to go broke in order to date. That's honestly just not true. If your dates are the ones making you feel that way, then again, you're dating the wrong girls.

    • Can you actually explain the whole Vagisil thing? I'm genuinely curious. I can't find any info implying that it helps minimize STD transmission.

    • They use it regurlarly as a preventative measure to help avoid STDs in the first place. And vaginas can become unstable and fem' products in general help prevent hygeine issues.

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  • One thing is for sure... Hookers are drama-free! And will suck your cock at the drop of a $20 bill.

    Women who use sex to control their partner are only hurting themselves and don't even realize it. A guy can be a half hour late from coming home and it is no big deal. And the woman will never know her man's cock was being sucked by a hooker in that 30 or so minutes he was late coming home.

    My ex would from time to time make me pull out my cock so she could smell it. I never cheated on her. I did find out that in the 11 years we were married she was fucking a lot of guys in the last 9 years.

  • hookers are good for sex and sex only. Risk of STDs are high also.

    Sure getting and maintaining a serious relationship takes a lot more effort.. But its worth it.

    If you just want shallow ex sure it can be fulfilled.. But hookers can't fulfill you emotionally long term. Most people want to be in a serious exclusive relationship at one point.

  • While this is true at the beginning of a relationship (only when your young), once your in a relationship, that is not true by a long way. The only advantage is that your free to do what you want. My only issue with being single, after being married 25 years, is lack of sex.
    My issue with hookers is all I see is a big mass of STD's. Just the thought of fucking a prostitute is so disgusting to me that I doubt I could even get hard. All I can think about it all the potential STD's and the 10000000 dicks that have been through her, maybe just minutes before I got there.
    It is true that some of the professional hookers are tested constantly, take a lot of precautions, and are probably safe. But that doesn't change how I think of them. I think I rather look into sex dolls before hookers.

  • Have fun with the aids and co. Misogynist.

    • Okay let's not talk about gfs and wives. I mean the case when a guy wants just sex with a stranger with no strings attached. Do you have the same opinion on guys having sex with sluts?

    • To be fair, professional prostitutes are almost guaranteed to be clean. It could cost them their job if they aren't.

    • @Kirah why are you on their side? And how would you know that? Are you one or what?

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  • In reading reporters in depth visits to brothels and books penned by hookers it seems the best fulfillment actually falls between the these two camps of solutions.
    What most guys want is MORE than sex, which is Job1 but without the girlfriend experience, sex becomes just jerking off done by another, by hand, mouth or other body parts.
    Even The Graduate movie touched on this point...

  • Huh. I could be making money off of dating? Who knew. Guess I'm a sucker for going out with my boyfriend and splitting dates 50/50 (usually more like 70/30 becaue I'm the one with the job)

  • "Why A Hooker Is Cheaper & Easier Than A Girlfriend"
    ... (no)
    "2) You withdraw $100usd, go to a reasonable brothel, get a girl of your choosing to spend 20 minutes with you"
    HAHAHA! Really?
    It's the fastest way to become broke.
    No thanks.
    You know what I do? I'd simply purchase a Pornhub premium membership and get off whenever I want to. Problem solved.

  • OMG... spot on... but i need to make some corrections:

    first off, i think that girls who say that this guy is wrong, that is, that hookers are not cheaper than girlfriends, they are really deluded and either does have 0% empathy with men or they don't have a social life. it's pretty obvious that the "cheapest" woman in the world are prostitutes: u may pay a bit more money, but the emotional "cost", self-esteem "cost" and time (yes, time is money folks) that a man is spending in dating with a girl is much more higher. there is not even a discussion about it, all men know about it.

    but the real question is: hookers may be cheaper but are they worth in a long term range? i mean, sometimes the "investment"(here i'm saying not emotional investment, i mean in monetary terms) you do with a girl may thrive in the future and she may give u much more benefit as your partner. but the risk for that investment is high. i did lots of investments like that and now i'm not financially broke, but emotionally broke too

  • They say Rome wasn't destroyed by barbarians, but by whores from within.

  • Yeah but you can't own a hooker. They will see other men. Its their fucking job!
    Some guys want to keep a girl as their own, not just fuck her, and pass her on to tom, dick and harry!

  • This is common knowledge.
    If I was into hookers, and had the money, I'd do this.

  • I should get a hooker

  • If the guy is only into a woman to get his D wet then Prostitutes are the way to go. I of course think prostitution (or more to the point the hiring of one, not the being of one) should be illegal because of all the sex slavery that has been found in the market (get rid of demand and supply should follow... simple economics) but that probably won't trouble him because he sees a woman more like product then a person, more like an expense that's meant to be kept cheap with little to low effort.

  • My girlfriend is a hooker... WHAT NOW HUH?

    Actually she spends a lot of money on me... And I on her.

  • Well you pay them to leave right? lol

    • Okay let's not talk about gfs and wives. I mean the case when a guy wants just sex with a stranger with no strings attached. Do you have the same opinion on guys having sex with sluts?

  • in most predominantly white countries, prostitution is legal. Poland and Hungary are examples.

    • in Canada it was until the demographics began to change. UK is an exception, but I'm betting that after Elizabeth dies, that will change as well.

  • Well here in the US the only place where prostitution is legal is in rural areas of the State of Nevada. There really are not that many brothels in Nevada. I would say maybe around 15 to 20. They have quite a screening process as they get a lot of applicants and have few openings. I've been to those ranches many times and I'd say most of the ladies are friendly and fairly intelligent. The health regulations are strict and the mandatory medical tests for the ladies are weekly. So that being said I do like going a couple of times a year and it is very fun and I have a great time. It is fairly "pricey" though so I don't go too often. I'd rather have a real girlfriend but this is great in the mean time until I meet someone to date.

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