Why I Am Jealous Of The Gays

I used to be disgusted by them, during primary school and early high school. But now that I have realized what a shithole and living nightmare being a strait man in modern society is, I have come to realize that being gay is better, and I really wish I could convert. And homophobes are eitther delusional religious nutcase, one in the closet, or jealous.

Reason #1--More laid back relationships. Because in a strait relationship, 9 times out ten, the woman sits at home doing nothing, while the man is busting his arse providing. A strait relationship is just borderline prostitution. But gays work together and build a better life. When as the last time you saw a happy strait relationship? With

Why I Am Jealous Of The Gays

equal earnings?

Reason #2--Allot more frequent sex. Women will use any excuse--pregnancy risk, monthlies, bad mood etc.-- to blue-ball a man, what excuse do gays have?

Reason #3--Pregnancy risk. A child can either make or a break a relationship. Even with a condom on, us straits are playing roulette with our freedom. And who the hell wants to contribute to overpopulation? Besides of course Catholics and Cary Katona?

Reason #4--Easier hooking up. Any half-decent-looking gay person could approach another, ask for sex, and get it 4 times out of 5. But in the strait world, hooking up is a fantasy, because strait women want a man to spend tens of thousands of dollars on her, have a nice car, have a house of his own, and a six digit salary, before she'll even think about fucking him. I know from experience because whenever I engaged in conversation, it was obvious she was not sexually interested in me, and the first things she asked me was what do I drive, hat's my profession, how much do I make, and it all just blared, "GOLDIGGER!" like an air raid siren. In the strait world, you literally have a better chance of being shot than actually hooking up.

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  • As an asexual/aromantic guy, I've had both straight guys and gay guys tell me that they're jealous of me. It's pretty interesting to see that we're all a little bit jealous of each other.

  • I am not jealous