16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

So while I do not take credit for any of these, I may or may not have tried them.

Here they are. Enjoy :)

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try

Bloobing position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

Swaffling position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

Reverse-reverse Cowgirl position

Not the reverse cowgirl, but the reverse-reverse.

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

Shrimping position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

The Dutch Microwave position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

Three-Second Rule Taco position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

Quisping position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

E.T. The Sex Move position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

The Fleshy Lightswitch position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

The Chocolate McKitten position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

Queeps position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

Twerging position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

Auto-erotic Twerging position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

Brimping position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

The Candle in the Wind position

Y'know - for Lady Di

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

The User Agreement position

16 Sex Positions You Need to Try (With Illustrations)

I hope you have fun :) But can anyone guess where these are from? It doesn't count if I already told you :P

#TryThemNow #SexPositions #LadyTerrorKnows #LTMidnightTakes

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  • This was really funny but uh... yeah... I thiiink I'm gonna stick with missionary ;-)

  • and here I thought I was pretty open minded when it comes to sexual positions (no pun intended). Now I just feel like completely vanilla ;-)

  • God, look at what I've been missing out on all these years!

    • You need to try them now! Tell me how it goes

  • I actually wondered if you had tried some of them lol

    Sorry XD haha

    Quite funny

  • Bwahahahahaaa!!!

    I think I've tried the User Agreement by myself on many occasions ;)

    That ET looks really advanced. Also, you can't substitute with M&Ms or Skittles, than it's a whole different position.

  • These are hilarious.
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
    Thank you💟

  • Are you... sure you're okay? Some of these are just over-the-top.

    • I'm just kidding lol

    • She's! Good to know. Your horny side is... wow. I hope he's up for it. ;-). I'd tap out.

  • I though this was hilarious. How come Three-Second Rule Taco is censored but the others aren't?

    • I didn't have a pic for it

    • I see, LOL

  • No way am I trying any of these. Some just gross me out, and some look too dangerous.
    Why don't you try them first, and then tell us how they went.

  • everything is awesome except reverse reverse cowgirl.

  • OMG, South Park has better graphics 😵

    • But it would get taken down if the graphics were better than this :( And it looks cute too :P

    • Taken down, but why? :/

    • It would be too sexually explicit

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  • Why..., just why...

  • lmfao creative indeed

  • Most guys can't even touch their feet when they bend down. I doubt these positions are possible for them.

  • Meh, no thanks, I'll stick with my favorite positions ;)

  • I forget the name of the book, but my girlfriend and I have it somewhere.

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