Sexual Relationships 
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Yes. That is right. I’m a guy and I hate porn. Most of it anyway. Because it’s so unrealistic and very disappointing.
Although I never actually watch porn religiously or on a daily basis like a lot of people do nowadays, I have certainly watched a good amount of it from time to time, and even that doesn’t amount to the hundreds or thousands of hours that others have watched. I guess that says I would watch it if it were better. Maybe. Maybe not. And I actually would want to include real porn video clips in this Take to demonstrate my points but GaG doesn’t allow that so I have to do the best I can here, and I hate that it will end up in the Sex category when I really feel like it should go into one that everyone can really take in, but...that's how it is.
It’s disappointing...
Why have I watched it? Well, like people who have a good sexual imagination, you want to see if there’s something that matches yours, especially if you don’t have a partner at the moment. A lot of people like porn simply because it’s sex and don’t care what it is, they just want to see it and get easily excited and satisfied by it, even females. But for me I’ve only ever watched porn to see if anybody has made a video of people doing the exact things you think about and would want to do in the way you want to do it. And 99.9% of the time that has been an utter disappointment for me. The vast majority of porn does nothing to light up my dick.
I thought about delving into the really sick, twisted, dark stuff like "scat" and Japanese girls having sex with eels and octopuses, but I decided not to even really give it any relevance, since all that is so completely stupid and sadistic and far from real sex, even the most innocent kinky stuff.
Tittyf*cking…
As some of you here know, I’m pretty obssessed with tittysex, lol. So sometimes I like to search the pornos for any good tittyfuck films, and not just any, but hoping to see something the way I want it: a decent - pardon the pun - movie where the guy tittyfucks a girl with enormous melons until he blows a good stream right in her face and eyes and she gets really pissed off by it, lol. But 99% of the time it turns out to be a fruitless search, sometimes spending almost an hour clicking through video after lousy video, and then feeling just as lousy. No matter how much you try to type in the search field ‘tittyfuck cumshot in face’ you hardly ever find pornos about exactly that, and the titles can be very deceitful just for click bait.
You are instead served countless films where the guy only tittyf*cks her just a little while and then they do something else; or the girl is on her knees grinding her tits over the guy’s cock with him sitting down which is the worst; or the girl really is being titf*cked on her back and she’s pretending to love it sooooo much - “Yeah, baby, fuck my tits” - which is extremely annoying; or you are given the overdone disappointments where the tittyfuck really is sincere…..but just for the guy to pull out at the end and jerk off the rest of the way and cum on her boobs. You cannot imagine how many times I’m facepalming while I sit at my tablet or phone. Very, very few titfuck movies end with the guy actually blowing it all away in her face from the friction of her boobs alone.
However, while I am into gritty piss-the-girl-off tittysex, I am also really crazy about an alternately more passionate form of breast sex I call “penis hugging” that you never see anywhere, and every time I tell people about it they usually think it does sound really hot - mostly the females - but have never done it. Penis hugging is where the guy is standing up and the girl is on her knees, hugging him around the waist with his cock smothered up in her melons and she’s resting her head on his chest while he thrusts in her boobs. This is a more passionate form of breast sex I’m really crazy about, especially if the girl says stuff to tickle his brain, like how his dick is no match for her big guns. But you will never see a porno with a theme like this in a million and one years.
Industry porn sucks more than anything…
Brand-name porn-industry films with real porn stars is actually the worst kind to me. Those are always the ones I avoid. The kind of lens they use to film them and the angles they are shot at are usually really bad. The women often have disgustingly fake big boobs or are greased down to the bone which is also gross and I really don’t get that because it’s not sexy to me at all. The “story lines” or the way the films play out are really, really cheesy and draggy. And the sex positions are far out stupid and crazy, like the one where the guy is fucking her from behind while they’re both on their sides and he’s holding her leg up. Nobody even does that in real life! So it amazes me that such a multimillion-dollar industry is so popular yet so ridiculously unrealistic. The stuff is comedy far more than it actually is erotically entertaining.
Even the amateurs are a letdown...
When I do look for porn, amateur stuff is usually the main search because it is much more realistic. However, even these are letdowns. The guy is trying to copy the stuff in the real pornos and the girl is trying to copy the fake moans and “Yes, yes, yes, oh yeah” which is a drag. However, the plus is that the real everyday women in amateur porn are generally much hotter than real glorified porn actresses, and while they can still be filmed poorly like regularly porn, amateur porn still has more of a tendency to look better on camera and keep your focus. And even though a lot of amateur stuff is disappointing, I will still occasionally come across something good enough to make me click the thumbs up on it, while “real” porn never entertains me.
Really awful deepthroat vids…
Deepthroat, something else I’m crazy about, may actually be the worst and most disappointing kind of porn out there for me. I want to see something like how I want it: a chick gobbling up a guy ballsdeep and keeping it that way, at least for the most part. And would especially be nice to see some passion where she’s still swallowing him whole when he cums and fiercely wrapping her arms around his hips and sucking out every last drop until he’s winded. But, like everything else, throat movies almost never play out this way.
In some, the girl really is doing a good deepthroat job, and you’re like “Okay, you have my attention”.......and then it goes to hell when the guy pulls out of her throat at the end just to jerk off into her eager open mouth *rolls eyes*. Some throat movies actually have ended with the guy sincerely coming down her throat, but that is extremely rare. Seems to be that porn is more interested in showing the guy blessing her mouth with a blast than actually showing heated deepthroat passion.
And do not get me started on the whole gagging thing. “Throat fucking” porn is among the cruelest and grossest. I find absolutely nothing sexy about the guy holding the girl’s head and forcing her to throat him, while she’s gagging and drooling everywhere, or even vomiting. Just seeing that shit makes me cringe.
The cocks always look really creepy...
Another major problem for me with porn is that a lot of times the dudes’ cocks look strange and creepy. Especially the ones that are curved when erect - that just freaks me out, and I wonder how in the hell did it get like that. And if they don’t look like that then they’re a bunch of little, short dicks that hardly look like much when erect, or weird-y, uncircumsized hot dogs. I wonder how these guys had the confidence to tape a porno with those things.
Sometimes these guys have done too much of something to their cocks or purposely desensitize them so they won’t cum fast, though a lot of times it seems like they must have killed their penile senses because of how long it does take them to cum, and how after awhile what the girl is doing doesn’t seem to get them off so the guy starts taking more control in the way that’ll make him cum. Something wrong there…
Is there ANY good porn?...
Well, there is some good porn. At least to me. Out of all the crud I will see, the best porn out there for me is actually amateur squirt videos, especially while the guy is eating her out. These are very, very real and very fun to see a guy tugging inside her and sucking her clit and making her lose control. And the way she comes is very realistic, with her hips bucking and she either hollers or groans out when she goes squirting her brains out all over the place. Very, very sexy. Unlike brand-name squirt porn where the woman seems like she’s forcing herself to ejaculate on cue and pretending to love it, and shooting a disgustingly-perfect stream feet across the room.
Amateur interracial porn can also be pretty good, though I’ve never been into the “ebony” stuff. And even in this the best interracial porn is mostly just plain missionary! Sometimes just some body-to-body with a brother and a Latina or white girl is sexy enough. Sometimes you don’t need all the other stuff. Sometimes basic is satisfying enough.
However…
At the end of the day porn still holds no lasting satisfaction or appeal. This is why a lot of guys will just watch it on repeat, to no end. To fill a void that will never be satisfied. It’s one thing if virgins are looking at it out of curiosity, but people who already have sex or are in a relationship really baffle me with how they still need to watch porn. Nothing is more realistic and satisfying than the real thing. How can you still turn to pictures and videos even though you have a chick to suck your dick every damn day if you want? I really don’t get that.
Also, it is true that porn can distort your sexual mind and your expectations, especially if you are still a virgin. If you beat off to the stuff in porn, mentally it is exciting for you imagining what it must feel life, but experiencing it in real life is pretty different. So your expectations can and will be squashed.
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