Amazon has a lot of stuff no one expects, ranging from normal to disturbing
10. Anal's Room Sign
It says its for a kids room however honestly, purchasing this should put you on a pedophile watch list
9. Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story
Have you ever been turned on by the thought of having sex with the paper clip from microsoft office? I've got news for you. If yes, you should probably seek help, just because there is erotica about your fetish doesn't mean you shouldn't seek help.
8. A real Human Finger
For all those times that you want part of a human corpse but you can't be bothered to take a shovel to a local cemetery.
7. Large Ark of the Covenant on Copper Base.
Just Remember to keep your eyes shut Marion.
6. Negroes in my Attic: Ten things I did to better my Life that may Help You!
Because even dumbass racists need self help books too! HOW DID THIS GET PUBLISHED IN 2016!
5. A life sized Yeti Statue ONLY 2436 DOLLARS!
Because sometimes you want a piece of art that will make sure no one will ding dong ditch you ever if you stick it in your yard.
4. Marsan soy milk drink banana calories 50% off 200mlX24 this
If you want Banana Soymilk and you buy it off amazon for 200 dollars with 90 bucks shipping, you should no longer be in charge of your own finances.
3. RageOn Men's Kim Kardashian Human Centipede T-Shirt LG Multi
Was the Human Centipede your favorite film, do you want something that shows that you liked it and gives money to Kim Kardashian for using her likeness on a T-Shirt, if the Answer is yes, stay far far away from me and maybe buy this shirt.
2.Travel Pillow by Little Cloud Nine - The BEST Travel Pillow For Long Distance Flights, Trips & More - Makes Coach Sleep Like First Class (Large)
Do you want to take a nap on a plane and wake up with your neck hurting AND make the people sitting next to you uncomfortable, if so Amazon has you covered.
1.CARTER - 18 inch Boy Doll
Do you like Creepy Dolls,and their dead lifeless eyes? If so then this is the perfect doll for you and available on Amazon.com
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