5 Signs He’ll Be Bad in Bed

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1. He’s an extremely bad dancer.

A guy with no rhythm on the dancefloor will most likely have no rhythm in the bedroom. You might be able to follow his lead, but if you’re rhythm-challenged yourself then you two are in for one crazy bumper car ride.

2. He’s out of shape.

A guy who’s out of shape won’t have stamina. That’s OK if you enjoy doing all the work. However, if you want him to take charge, then prepare to be drenched in his sweat.

3. It’s his way or the highway.

A guy who doesn’t believe in a little give and take will only look to please himself in the bedroom. You’ll be left in the dust once he’s satisfied.

4. He makes a goofy face when he exerts himself.

If a guy makes funny or downright ugly face every time he lifts a heavy load, then imagine what he’ll look like when he’s about to reach his climax. Your chances of achieving the big O will vanish into thin air for sure.

5. He’s a bad kisser.

If a guy is a sloppy or awkward kisser, chances are, he’ll be sloppy or awkward when he gets down and dirty. The good thing about this scenario is that with the right instruction, he can improve over time.

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miserybusiness Yoda
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Ahaha... this is a funny take, but certainly not an accurate one.
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Nuns_in_Heat Xper 7
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- sleekrick
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  well he may be well hung

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PsyNoodles Xper 5
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Haha thank goodness I'm none of these I just came to check it!

But I did at least read the take (some lol).

Oh and for guys AND girls, if you learn to dance with your hips, you'll get better at fucking ;) I'm sure some people will read this and relate xD

Thanks <3
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emmabee11 Yoda
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The number 1 giveaway is a bad kisser because most likely they don't have any experience at all, i've experienced a guy who slurred all over my face eww... and he was a virgin.

I have to pick at this questions though:

4. He makes a goofy face when he exerts himself.

If a guy makes funny or downright ugly face every time he lifts a heavy load, then imagine what he’ll look like when he’s about to reach his climax. Your chances of achieving the big O will vanish into thin air for sure.

So... your saying a guy shouldn't be expressive at all? i actualy like expressive men and if they have no expressions i just feel like they are dead... nothing inside that shell of his lol... i've given bjs to a few guys and well... they just sat there like -_- and i was SO turned off just from that, i would prefer a guy to actually make some sort of face and groan to actually show me i'm doing a great job than sitting there trying to act far too manly, being unexpressive is s big no no for me.
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Stacyzee Editor
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This was funny to read but I think it has no real accuracy.
I know someone who is 3/5 of these and he's great in bed.
I molded him how I want him to be!
Yessss!
My partner!! haha!
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DonkeyKong1979 Xper 7
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That dancing thing makes no sense, being a bad dancer doesn't even mean you have no rhythm. Watch most drummers trying to strut their stuff on the dancefloor and you'll see what I mean.
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xobrowneyedbeauty Guru
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is this just meant to be funny? because it is funny! but i think that only #3 is actually accurate lol
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forgottenmonkey Xper 6
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2 is the only one i get
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MaskedSanity Yoda
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Numbers 1 and 4 are exceptionally retarded.

The majority of people can't dance. Bring able to move with the tempo =/= good dancing.

And the face? Are you for real? Do you think you look like a goddess when you jizz? Your face probably looks like a dried up prune and that's how it should look like, if he's actually pleasing you.
If your face doesn't make uncontrollable twitches, chances are you've never had a good orgasm.
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chaii Xper 4
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So false lol.
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crystalt70 Yoda
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This is all crap. Especially #1. That's jist a myth spread by people. Same as saying you can measure a guy's d**k by the size of his foot or arm. It's false. This take is a prime example of why people have so many insecurities.
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- Mar1na
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  i guess her point is that if you dont have nice, sexual moves when dancing you propably dont have them when having sex either
- OHGEE
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  Thrusting?
- singlebee
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  @Crystalt70---Oh thank god... at least you agree with me about the dancing part... i mean the guy could be shy when it comes to dancing but totally different in bed...
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- crystalt70
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  I know what her point is Mar1na, but it's wrong. I know several guys that can't dance to save their lives, but am told by their wives/girlfriends that the sex is awesome. My ex was embarrassing when he danced, but he was still pretty darn good at sex. Heck, he has 8 kids to prove it. Lol. I mean, if she's looking for her man to dance his way into her vagina, then maybe she has a point. Otherwise, it's moot.
Kyndra Xper 7
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I can only understand the reason behind the third one, but I'm a virgin so what do I know?
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traxlem Yoda
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1 2 4 & 5 are complete bullshit
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Bogachova Xper 5
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This is ridiculous
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EarthToKepler Yoda
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I disagree with 'being out of shape' I don't know if that means being overweight or what but I'm quite a big guy when it comes to bodyfat% and I can last 20 minutes +. But i do lift weights and do cardio twice a week so that could be why, interesting thought
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SensualScribe Yoda
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There is one very important thing that has been left out and probably more important and true than any of the statements made in this take.

If a man is selfish. If he more concerned with himself and does not care about your likes, dislikes or interests. In conversation if everything seems to be about him, his possessions or if he brags a lot. This is a sign that the selfish behavior will likely continue during intimacy.
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- T-shirtsandkneehighs
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  Doesn't three pretty much cover that?
- OHGEE
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  @T-shirtsandkneehighs I think it does
- SensualScribe
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  I suppose it does. I guess when I read number three I was thinking more along the lines of decision making.
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- Azara
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  How does decision making not enter into that? or do you think someone can be a dictator but then naraculously be caring abd attentive and respectful?
YourFutureEx Master
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*poker-face* fair effort anon.
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Valxrot Xper 5
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Personally I disagree with this... None of these are connected to how good a guy is in bed.
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- T-shirtsandkneehighs
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  Your 15, would you really know
- Valxrot
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  Had sex a couple of times... Even if I didn't know anything logic gets in the game. It's quite simple
kataloso Explorer
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#6 - he poops himself
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Poppykate Guru
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I am sorry but that monkey is a very cool dancer!
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DamanMannn Xper 5
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Guys are bad at dancing? what is this.
does any girl NOT watch American's best Dance Crew,

I think it was the few first seasons of crews that mainly had Males and they were all great dancers. #Jobbawockeez #Poreoticz #boogybots #statusQuo...
you get the point. so.. what is up with the ladies who think men are horrible Dancers?

Yes I'm off Topic but this offends me (Kiddin') </3 I was born without a rhythm?
As Kevin Hart would say,
"WHO THE FU*K. WHO THE FU*K DO YOU THINK YOU IS."
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- Song4TheBroken
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  Hahaha fuck yeeeah!
paperfriendd Xper 6
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There are many larger/chubbier men that are supposedly fantastic in bed though so thats irrelevant lol #2
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