10 Reasons You Don't Need a Woman

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FLIPSIDE of 10 Reasons You Don't Need A Woman

Independence

Do what you want, where you want, and with who you want. No nagging, shaming, passive agressive bullshit.

No Drama

Women are drama, it is part of their character.Which men don’t need in their life. No more unnessesary arguments, insecurities, winless trap questions, crying over nothing, manipulative bullshit.

More Money

No more being expected to cover the cost of date night under the guise of chilvery, or to buy nonsense presents because "it's what you should do".

No more shame

No more having to hide your porn , or be ashamed because you have natural human sexual urges and desires. Being made to feel like a scumbag because your gender fantasize differently than she does.

You can have your OWN stuff

You can now own things YOU like and have them around the house. There is no one telling you that your stuff should be in a back room hidden somewhere because it "doesn't fit with the decor".

No more NAGGING.

You don't have to worry about complaints that you didn't put the toilet seat down. (When it takes as much effort for them to put it down, yet it should be your job.)

That you left shaving stubble in the sink, or didn't put the new roll of toilet paper on the roller. Etc.

Success

Without someone telling you not to attempt things or putting down your ideas, you can actually take risks, and make decisions which can lead you to positive advancement in your life.

Happiness

The main cause of male stress, anger, and saddness is due to a female. Without the constant pressures, expectations, and other bullshit, you will find happiness happens much easier.

Health

The drive to take care of yourself and the ability, money, and time to get in better shape and stay healthy will be abundant when there isn't a female in your life to stifle it all.

Different Women

You are not locked down to one girl. You can experience different women and explore new sexual ideas without being locked down to only the stuff she likes!

*Note: This take was a parody of the above linked post about men.

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GirlsLie Yoda
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Lol, this made me laugh and I love all of the people who commented and don't understand the irony of it.
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Kiwedin Yoda
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Chances are, if all your girl does is nag you, cause drama, take your money, and shame you, then you aren't in a healthy relationship. Love isn't a burden and not all women are like this, maybe you'll find the right girl someday who doesn't act like the one who gave you this insane impression of what a relationship is.
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MaskedSanity Yoda
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Ahahahaha, your butthurt post is delicious.

What's more delicious is that you ended your bitter post about not needing women by claiming you will have women.

Lmao.
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- Jager66
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  Looks like this article stuck a little to close to home for you.
- MaskedSanity
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  @Jager66 I'm laughing at the pettiness of this post, because it's riddled with butthurt over the one that was made by some female user.
- PT1911
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  It's not butthurt It's just damn funny. You took it seriously I didn't bwahahahahaha
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- MaskedSanity
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  @PT1911 Indeed it is, riddled with bitter venom. I was waiting for this post to pop up right after that female user posted hers. Not sure what about my comment indicates I took it seriously, but alrighty then.
- PT1911
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  @MaskedSanity I think it's because of how you worded it. I (keyword I, this is between me and you hahaha) tend to read "butthurt" and "bitter" as condescending, meaning someone take's it seriously, because I don't see it riddled with "bitter venom" as you say Otherwise after seeing some of your comments, I understand what you're getting at. But I'm a guy lol, I still think it's funny. It's nowhere near true, but still funny
Kalinda Xper 6
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Everything you said rings nasically true for any single person regardless of their sex-- except the health happy thing.

Women live longer -than attached women - with fewer health and less susceptibility to depression problems , when single. men die earlier -than attached men- with more health problems and grater susceptibility to depression along the way, when single.
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DanteSparda Guru
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It's good that I broke up with my ex.
Now I can focus on my studies better
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Monnymo Xper 6
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You have an innaccurate understanding of female, male relationships. Your simple minded brain has strayed from the truth and I hope you are not permanently confused and your also living your life accomplishing nothing worth while for the opposite gender. Thats as pathetic as a potential partner can get.
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BuchitaBuchys Guru
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I am aware that this is a parody. But I'll say here what I said in the other article.
This is nice and all but it's just shit we single losers say to hide the fact that no one wants us haha.
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LittleSally Editor
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10 reasons you don't need a woman and the last one is women?
Hahahaha

Funny...
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- myTake Owner
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  No committed sexual debauchery... not chained down, nagging, controller. But your point is taken.
YourFutureEx Master
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Success and different women is legit for me.
I can keep the flow of other points having a woman easily.
Overall, good take.
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BiffWebster Xper 7
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without a girl... you will fall victim to the others, by which i mean other people. Who, i assure you, will do just as much damage as an ex girlfriend on beta blockers
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shyguy227 Xper 7
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haha I'm gonna do the health thing even if I did have a partner to try and stop me : P

Nice take : )
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AkumaKira Xper 7
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I know Im still young but I prefer to love and feel loved in the future by one woman alone. Not to talk about the kids
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AleDeEurope Master
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Hmmm, I still want a woman xD
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- QueenofArcticFoxes
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  I think you should look at your fellow brethren.
- AleDeEurope
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  @QueenofArcticFoxes My what?
- QueenofArcticFoxes
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  Your fellow dudes.
smexiliciousss Yoda
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Don't forget that your girl will make you go broke ;)
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PiuBelloAmante Yoda
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HAHA!!! really enjoyed this Take lol!
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Blue_riBBon Xper 5
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Sorry, didn't agree with you.
I think women is most beautiful part of our life and our life is incomplete without them.

I guess you just met a bitchy one and the matter of fact is; You didn't know how to handle her class ;)
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- dartmaul15
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  ... Dude, it's ironic. It's all meant to ridicule the take he linked.
- Blue_riBBon
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  *That way we can caught a thief* ;) Your the anonymous who posted this shit about women :D So, instead of pointing out the flaws of her take he made another retarded one? How childish +1 xD
- myTake Owner
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  Again I repeat that people who take satire seriously and bitch about it like it was meant to be serious, are childish. Satire is meant to poke fun at things.
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- Blue_riBBon
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  and who gave you the freedom to hurt someone's feeling! enough talk... I'm outta here. *steps* :\
- myTake Owner
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  I gave me the freedom to speak my own views on an opinion site which shares opinions. The choice to be offended can only be taken, not given. So making satire about an ignorant post explaining how better it is for women without men, is no more insulting than a post about how it's better to not have men. *Continue with those steps*
rthomas43 Guru
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I have a girlfriend, and I don't experience any of the negative shit you included in your post, the one exception being money, But me being broke isn't because of my girlfriend, rather it's because I'm not currently making any money. Lol
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abundantlyrich Master
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You forgot the last reason... sometimes they turn gay.
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- myTake Owner
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  No one TURNS gay.
bubble_tea Guru
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lol you two would be perfect for each other.
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- Unit1
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  Bullseye ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Roycaryn Xper 7
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I know I'm probably the one who asked for this in the first place (like this, as a joke) but for those who might take this seriously:

1. Unlike women, men can't resort as easily to friends when we're feeling lonely or in need of intimate human contact.

2. Believe it or not, men who are adept at navigating complex social problems have to deal with this shit less than those who aren't.

3. It'll be crueler to help stuff her closet with useless shit that's only going to freak her out in the long run due to the inevitable stress having so much shit inevitably causes.

4. Fap without p*rn . It's great, honest. Nothing wrong with sneaking a peak at some kinky videos every now and then, but if Sasha Grey is making you come more often than your girl, you may have a problem.

5. I already have too much shit that I need to get rid of.

6. The only reason she'd be nagging me about trivial details like that is if I missed the not-so-trivial ones by a long shot.

7. You lose nothing if you can form solid and lasting relationships with people. If you can't and still manage financial success, odds are you'll find yourself in a very lonely place.

8. See #1.

9. (Honestly, kind of a BS argument)

10. You could also just get a fleshlight.
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Jack-Shepard Xper 6
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Very well done, you got some great points up there.
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