The truth behind blowjobs; do you girls believe in this statement?

[Timtaman]

Is this true? This hilarious article was written by a girl who has decided to remain anonymous. She believes that every girl should give blow jobs and here is why. 1. He’ll brag to his friends that he actually has the coolest girlfriend ever. 2. If you think it’s a “requirement,” you’re doing it wrong. Going down is fun. 3. Nothing will make him happier with less time or effort. 4. Seriously though–that look on his face. Can’t beat it (pun intended). 5. It doesn’t make him less of a man or her less of a woman to finish orally. Bringing a man to orgasm without even having to undress him is fucking powerful. 6. Besides, even if you don’t finish that way, a little foreplay never hurt anyone. 7. Can’t. Get. Pregnant. 8. He’ll have such an adrenaline rush and feel like such a man that he’ll open those jars and change your oil happily. Oh, and he’ll probably “change your oil,” too, while he’s at it. 9. You thought that reaction was good? See what happens when you bring him a sandwich after. 10. Let him finish on your face and you’ll look years younger. Literally. 11. Going to the gym later? No worries. Swallowing gives you all the health benefits of a protein shake. Besides, spitters are quitters. 12. When he goes up, the toilet seat goes down. 13. He’ll be much more likely to get down on one knee if he knows you’re willing to get down on two. 14. There’s actually nothing degrading about getting him to worship at your feet. 15. You reap what you sow. There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. I’m not sure why you’re still reading this. Get to work, people.

[CommieDearest]

1. He’ll brag to his friends that he actually has the coolest girlfriend ever...(what a douche)

2. If you think it’s a “requirement,” you’re doing it wrong. Going down is fun. (Don't tell me what's fun)

3. Nothing will make him happier with less time or effort. (It's actually quite a bit of effort)

4. Seriously though–that look on his face. Can’t beat it (pun intended). (agree)

5. It doesn’t make him less of a man or her less of a woman to finish orally. Bringing a man to orgasm without even having to undress him is fucking powerful. (agree)

6. Besides, even if you don’t finish that way, a little foreplay never hurt anyone. (agree)

7. Can’t. Get. Pregnant. (Probably going to fuck right after anyway)

8. He’ll have such an adrenaline rush and feel like such a man that he’ll open those jars and change your oil happily. Oh, and he’ll probably “change your oil,” too, while he’s at it. ("baby will you open these pickles?"..."NOT UNLESS YOU SUCK MY DICK BITCH" unlikely)

9. You thought that reaction was good? See what happens when you bring him a sandwich after. (I know what should happen after and it's not me making a sandwich)

10. Let him finish on your face and you’ll look years younger. Literally. (If I do it won't be for the reason, stop acting like it benefits me)

11. Going to the gym later? No worries. Swallowing gives you all the health benefits of a protein shake. Besides, spitters are quitters. (It doesn't give you quite that much protein but nice try, also, making a woman feel bad for spitting is rude)

12. When he goes up, the toilet seat goes down. (He should put it down anyway)

13. He’ll be much more likely to get down on one knee if he knows you’re willing to get down on two. (I'm more likely to say no if he's proposing to get his dick sucked)

14. There’s actually nothing degrading about getting him to worship at your feet. (wtf?)

15. You reap what you sow. (Always true... so?)

I give this 3/10

[Anonymous]

It's her opinion and all, but of course not necessarily everyone is going to agree with her? There are lots of women out there who simply don't enjoy it, so saying that they're doing something "wrong" is just stupid. They have the right to not enjoy it just as much as she has the right to enjoy it.
Obvious gender roles. Opening jars? Changing oil? Making a sandwich? Not sure if sarcasm, but bleh nonetheless.
Health benefits of a protein shake? You'd have to swallow a bit more than just a teaspoon of cum in order to actually replace it with a protein shake.
Not sure how letting a guy finish on your face would "literally" make you look younger either.
I get that this was supposed to be funny, but I just didn't find it funny. Yeah, she has a few good points, but she also made a few bad ones. I can't agree/disagree with her.

[Opinion Owner]

oh yeah, and as that other anon girl said, she seems to think that if she gives her man a bj, he'll do tons of things in return for her, like it's a motive for her to get him to do things. Kinda stupid in my opinion.

[Timtaman]

Of course. I'm not sure myself if i can take it seriously! Hence, i made this post.

[dragonfly6516]

I'm proud to admit I'm the first women to ever get my man to climax with my mouth :P I don't really enjoy going down, but I don't mind doing it to get him in the mood; he's going to be doing most of the work when we get horizontal, because of my joint problems, so it's only fair that I do something for him too ;)

[XRabbitHeartX]

I agree with most of it. It was funny to read. But some of them are just ugh. Like number 11. If a girl doesn't like it in her mouth or on her face then she shouldn't feel pressured to do so. For some girls it's fine but for others it's not something they are into and people should respect that.

[yaddayaddayadda02]

I see nothing offensive on this list, other than the idea that by blowing a guy you can trap him into marriage (with the implied - then you can stop doing it)

[Timtaman]

Yeah, i can see where you're coming at (pun not intended), that is definitely the wrong reason for any sort of deep relationship.

[Anonymous]

I think it was written by a guy. But I think it is true.

[lace1228]

It definitely gives a new light and meaning to giving bj's. She did an awesome job writing this out. I agree wih her. :)

[Timtaman]

Yeah, it provides a good insight to all parties. (:

[Hyped_up_on_coffee]

Its douchey to kiss and tell , giving bjs can be time consuming and it makes your mouth tired. The look on his face is something that is totally true , but only if it is me XD... also it is written by a man

[jessfinesse]

About half of that is true, but who would take the time to write something that long LOL

[tfan1]

What does - when he goes up, the toilet seat goes down mean? Someone please explain 🙂

[Anonymous]

This has my ex written all over it... horny bastard. No thank you.

[Anonymous]

Number 13 . hahaha

[Anonymous]

I disagreed, even though I do like giving head. Most guys don't turn into a whole different person because of sexual favors. Plus, I think using sex to get guys to do chores is petty. Sex for sex, that's my motto!

PS: Stop trying to cum on my face.

[Timtaman]

Hahaha, I agree. Use sex for pleasure! Not as a motive!