Is your dick an "innie" or an "outtie"?

Anonymous

I have an "innie" what is your pecker an "innie" or an "outtie"? Girls feel free to answer this. Just instead of pecker use anus.

innie

Vote A

outtie

Vote B

in between

Vote C

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Girl Guy

Updates:

+1 y

It was hard to pick the winner but the free oven mitt goes to... Miss saVes. Congratulations on your big win.

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Most Helpful Guys

SüßeJäger Guru
+1 y
I don't think you have any understanding about male and female anatomy what so ever dude.

1. Wtf is an innie penis? So small it is inside you?
2. Wtf is an "in between" penis? How can a penis be in between and innie or an outie? Like a flat one?
3. Wft does a rectal prolapse have to do with anything you mentioned?
4. How can a woman (or any other living creature) have an innie or an outie anus? The anus is a hole. That's like asking if a straw is an innie or an outtie. I don't understand and neither does anyone else.

Please enlighten me about your anatomy and your idea of "normal" male and female anatomy. Maybe I can answer your question if you can.

I have a hunch this is that 10 year old boy again posing as an 18-24 year old this time. Last time, wasn't it 30-35 and you didn't know what an orgasm felt like?
0 0 0 0
- Asker
  +1 y
  If we Skype I can show you many things. You may go blind but I can give you 100% sasifaction
- SüßeJäger
  +1 y
  Good god dude. Never mind. Rather sick you are.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Aww wow you hurt one of my feelings!
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- SüßeJäger
  +1 y
  You have everyone on here confused as hell. I don't even know what you are talking about anymore.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Hey man a little bit of mayonnaise rubbed in the correct spot will expose me (and my hidden pecker) for what I am. It's all good. Now lets Skype away the day in heavenly bliss.
- SüßeJäger
  +1 y
  Im sorry, Im already taken so I have to reluctantly decline. Good luck with your mayo and hidden pecker. Im sure the right young man will come along with your favorite mayo, you will get your life partner status signed on your coloring book, you will pop out a few little mayo packets and you will live happily ever after. Amen.
- Asker
  +1 y
  I feel oddly relieved by your ever so kind words. Oh and I will take a woman, man, sheep, man sheep etc. Things are a bit desperate for me these days.
- SüßeJäger
  +1 y
  I see. Good luck with that. Just pray to the all mighty condiment father to send a handsome living creature your way you can love, caress, honor, and maybe even milk for breakfast or slice a steak off of for supper. I believe anyone should be able to marry who/what they want. Love is love man. So beautiful. There is nothing wrong with it, that is how you were born.
- Asker
  +1 y
  You sir are so very close to best answer (yeah yeah mho lol mho)
- SüßeJäger
  +1 y
  I try man, I try. Thank Myself you are one of the enlightened. My life partner and I would be delighted to be MHO :)
- Asker
  +1 y
  Oh geez man that's good stuff (life partner lol) Now what happens if she/he dies? Death partner? Necro time?
- SüßeJäger
  +1 y
  Hell yeah, death partner. Love is love man.
HandsomeRaj Guru
+1 y
I really don't care, I got one (dick) and it's been pretty functional, good, praised & useful for all 43 years of my life and THAT matters :D ;) :D
0 1 0 0
- Asker
  +1 y
  You keep on eating that yellow curry then you might have the same issue as me soon!
- HandsomeRaj
  +1 y
  Believe me buddy I won't ;) and I know it - have been eating what I have been for twice your age now ;) lol
- Asker
  +1 y
  Hmmm so you are 88 years old?
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- HandsomeRaj
  +1 y
  you certainly aren't over 24 and double that is? mine's a few short but you need to get a calculator son ;)
- Asker
  +1 y
  Well lets just say I am 44 almost for shits and giggles. That would make you?
- HandsomeRaj
  +1 y
  Makes me honest & truthful while you aren't - in relating age on GAG ;) :D
- Asker
  +1 y
  hahahaha I did say "for shits and giggles" so...:)
- HandsomeRaj
  +1 y
  I'm kidding you around too buddy - chill on that :)
- Asker
  +1 y
  :) I know sigh lol I know. I don't have an angry bone in my... well actually my hip bone is serving hard time for assault on a peanut but besides that... well... you know
- HandsomeRaj
  +1 y
  lol I like your sense of humor :) :D
- Asker
  +1 y
  well thank you possible future moderator! Right back at you (or somewhat in the vicinity)
- HandsomeRaj
  +1 y
  Thank you too young friend :) and ah I'm nowhere in the vicinity lol Mod's a huge responsibility just as it is asking questions :)
- Asker
  +1 y
  Can I borrow your GPS for a moment? Odd I also feel 20 years younger today. It's quite refreshing!
- HandsomeRaj
  +1 y
  All yours but I don't have one ;) lol
- Asker
  +1 y
  Geez I hate google maps!
- HandsomeRaj
  +1 y
  Which is why I don't use them ;)
- Asker
  +1 y
  Yahoo isn't much better. I just sued Yahoo for millions because I wanted to go to Burger King and I ended up driving off a cliff.

Most Helpful Girls

CommieDearest Guru
+1 y
You guys need to stop obsessing over it. Us women love them all. Innies, outies, in betweenies; as long as we're getting some it doesn't matter to us!
0 2 0 1
- Asker
  +1 y
  So you are bi?
- CommieDearest
  +1 y
  It's okay I remember my first time hearing sarcasm, too.
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  what chick is honestly going to like an innie Dick?
- Show All Show Less
- Asker
  +1 y
  Time to dye the hair :P
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  You have people so. confused!!!
- Asker
  +1 y
  I will have to post a question about "innies". How is this? "I have an "innie" and can't get more than a 4th date for some reason. Would you date an "innie" like me?" :)
- CommieDearest
  +1 y
  Nah I don't date people who tell me what to do with my hair.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Oh wow. Maybe you should consider taking a long walk in the woods without a compass?
- CommieDearest
  +1 y
  Are you always this upset when you get rejected D:
- Asker
  +1 y
  Ok look girl. I am now considering drowning myself but I forgot to pay the water bill damn it.
- CommieDearest
  +1 y
  Maybe there's a lake in the woods? Good luck finding it without a compass.
- GoldCobra
  +1 y
  inbetweenies haha that made me laugh
- Asker
  +1 y
  I lost 3 of my legs in the war and my wheelchair ran out of electric. Yup you guessed it. I also forgot the pay the electric bill.
- CommieDearest
  +1 y
  If you can't even pay your bills it looks like I dodged a bullet.
- Asker
  +1 y
  But I have a lovely "innie". How you could pass that up is beyond my (and rain on me's) imagination.
- CommieDearest
  +1 y
  Guess you're just going to have to be the one that got away.
- Asker
  +1 y
  *passes Kleenex* (and broken off penis with some thread and a needle)
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  I could loan. you some money to turn your water back on to drown yourseld
- Asker
  +1 y
  I would rather you save your money on...https://www.hookedonphonics.com/
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  If that's what you really want, I'll buy it for you
- Asker
  +1 y
  You deary have swept me off of my stumps.
- Asker
  +1 y
  More blonde moments above. I actually just spit out a bunch of coffee on my laptop.
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  Im laughing uncontrollably
- Asker
  +1 y
  Yeah this is good stuff :)
COCOCHANEL Master
+1 y
innie as in covered by foreskin like a
sea cucumber? :o

s3.amazonaws.com/.../...n-southkorea-1592793-o.jpg
2 1 0 0
- Asker
  +1 y
  Are you trying to tell me to eat a bowl (I know basket shut the fuck up) of dicks. Sure you got some wasabi?
- COCOCHANEL
  +1 y
  of course
- Asker
  +1 y
  atta girl. Now let me have all your handbags so I can sell em on eBay.
- Show All Show Less
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  Bet they are knock offs
- COCOCHANEL
  +1 y
  don't you dare touch my CHANEL o (｀ω´ ) o
- Asker
  +1 y
  Not with a name like Coco! Oh and she is a purse expert lol. She answered many of my handbag questions and passed with flying bowls (yes mother fuckers baskets... I see a basket) of dicks.
- Asker
  +1 y
  I will replace the Chanel handbag/s with an Ann Klein one. I know it's not the same but you could feel like a "commoner" for while!
- COCOCHANEL
  +1 y
  *aghast*
- Asker
  +1 y
  Dooney Burke?
- COCOCHANEL
  +1 y
  NEVER
- Asker
  +1 y
  Sears and Roebuck?
- TheNewClassic
  +1 y
  That picture, lmaoooo!
- COCOCHANEL
  +1 y
  SEARS?
- COCOCHANEL
  +1 y
  懐かしいわ
- Asker
  +1 y
  Yes Sears and lol how the hell did you do that?
- COCOCHANEL
  +1 y
  cuz i'm in japan and WE ARE GOING TO BEAT COLUMBIA o (｀ω´ ) o 1hour 15 minutes
- Asker
  +1 y
  I will bet you ALL your handbags and women's accessories on that! My x gf's brothers best friend's uncle's cousin's best friends' brother is on the Columbian team and he is really almost kind of good and will kick their asses!
- COCOCHANEL
  +1 y
  if i were a betting woman i'd put my pink enamel mattrasse on the table ! :o
- Asker
  +1 y
  What can I do (to you and pretty freakin hard) to change your mind?
- COCOCHANEL
  +1 y
  mind never change !
- Asker
  +1 y
  Oh I know you are a stubborn one but I will break you my dear!
- Asker
  +1 y
  My condolences with the Columbia/Japan game
- COCOCHANEL
  +1 y
  。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。
- Asker
  +1 y
  Are those tears? And do you want the address so you can send me all your handbags?
- COCOCHANEL
  +1 y
  noooo
- Asker
  +1 y
  I promise to get every cent out of each one...
SaVes Explorer
+1 y
All I know is that I really enjoy turning outies into innies with my own in-betweenie.
1 2 0 1
- Asker
  +1 y
  Wow you just gave me the biggest softon EVER!
- SaVes
  +1 y
  This question made me so dry!
- Asker
  +1 y
  Mayonnaise anyone?
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- SaVes
  +1 y
  Mayonnaise? My in-betweenie deserves at least tartare.
- Asker
  +1 y
  How about some duck liver?
- SaVes
  +1 y
  Sure.
  
  i0.kym-cdn.com/.../d33.gif
- Asker
  +1 y
  OMFG Donald Dick seems a bit frisky this afternoon. I may steal that :)
- SaVes
  +1 y
  Duck liver, dick lover... It's all the same to me.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Always treasure these precious dick/duck loving moments. I know me and my grandma do.
- SaVes
  +1 y
  ... it?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Cousin It?
- SaVes
  +1 y
  Doing it.
- Asker
  +1 y
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1V3XSHr_Yg
  let's dance with our innies stickin out!
- SaVes
  +1 y
  Yay!
- Asker
  +1 y
  I was thinking "yay" too but I just got my pecker caught in a bear trap. Regardless excellent answer mam.

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AchingSoul24 Xper 5
+1 y
Innie or outtie? Nonsense I thought that only applied for belly buttons :D
0 0 0 0
- Asker
  +1 y
  And obviously peckers and sometimes balls and even eye balls.
Blondiee2014 Yoda
+1 y
I don't have a clue lmao, how can I tell I've actually never heard of that before O. o
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- Asker
  +1 y
  Maybe it's the blond hair? (kidding kidding)
raine-on_me Xper 3
+1 y
are you talking about a penis or anus?
0 1 0 0
- Asker
  +1 y
  My penis and your anus unless you be packin heat like me
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  Ahahahahaha
- Asker
  +1 y
  :) glad you got it
- Show All Show Less
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  What the fuck is wrong with people?
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  thank you for making me see something I can't unsee
- Asker
  +1 y
  I am not sure. Wanna blow this joint and have ourselves a good ole fashioned rumble in the jungle?
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  Fuck no... you have an innie Dick jk
- Asker
  +1 y
  :P I wonder how sasified you would be with my sexy "innie". I would having moaning in ahem cough cough ecstasy.
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  or I'm just making noises cause I'm thoroughly repulsed by what's between your legs :)
- Asker
  +1 y
  You are a trip girl. check this question out (I swear it's not mine lol)
  www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1055154-what-should-i-do-since-girls-find-penises-ugly
  yes the anon answer with the beef tenderloin is mine :)
- Asker
  +1 y
  Oh and take another peek above your answer. Wow she is precious
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  People are fucking morons!!! This is my favorite thread by far on this site
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  Thank you
- Asker
  +1 y
  :) anytime girl. Thank god there are a few people here with a sense of humor AND a brain.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Look above woman. I just punked your ass :)
- Asker
  +1 y
  You can't just buy me 3 legs, pay my bills and fuck me senseless with that invisible vagina of yours? Am I asking too much?
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  sounds reasonable
- Asker
  +1 y
  lol choose the ratchet drag queen hahahahahahahahaha
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  It's what I'd choose
- Asker
  +1 y
  Well I still would choose a basket (not a bowl) of dicks but to each their own.
knotme Guru
+1 y
I really hope its an outtie
1 2 0 0
- Asker
  +1 y
  Not me!
- knotme
  +1 y
  That's my name, yes
- Asker
  +1 y
  Oh jeez what a coincidence. I meant my dick either fell off and I have bad heartburn or I need to get 650 psi of air stat.
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- knotme
  +1 y
  Ha! ha!
- Asker
  +1 y
  :)...
llorando Master
+1 y
I vote in between.
0 0 0 0
- Asker
  +1 y
  my legs?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Look I really don't see how one of those voting machines could fit between there but okay.
Don0ne Xper 5
+1 y
It's an innie it's actually a vagina... Dumbass lol
0 0 0 0
- Asker
  +1 y
  I have no breasts and I am good at basketball AND poker so I doubt it.
- Don0ne
  +1 y
  I'm good at c- low
- Asker
  +1 y
  Well I got straight A's bitch so eat it
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- Don0ne
  +1 y
  You want me to eat your grades?
- Asker
  +1 y
  A1 sauce or Heinz 69 sauce?
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  DonOne seems that you're the dumbass ahahaha
- Asker
  +1 y
  Just spit up more coffee
- Don0ne
  +1 y
  Cuban or Colombian coffee because there is a big difference between them both !
- Asker
  +1 y
  Jamaican. Wow you are just a big fat (skinny fat you know... not like obese gross disgusting I just accidentally shit the floor fat) dummy.
- Don0ne
  +1 y
  Did you know that I Exist before the earth And did you know my eyes Are windows to the world Did you know you can't go ah Zion and ah wear jerry curls Can't tell the boys from the girls
- Asker
  +1 y
  I once thought I had sex with a man but it turned out to be my sister.
Anonymous
+1 y
The only dudes I've seen that have an innie dick are fat guys with a big gut. For some reason, certain dudes on 4chan get off to pictures, GIFs, and videos of chicks making fun of little dicks.
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- Asker
  +1 y
  I used to have an innie gut with a gigantic dick. But see what war will do to a man?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Is that so?
  
  www.reactiongifs.us/.../slow_clap_citizen_kane.gif
- Asker
  +1 y
  Ha I just had that movie in my hand yesterday. I almost watched it.
Anonymous
+1 y
My bf is a grower so he's an innie? Is that what you're talking about?
0 0 0 0
- Asker
  +1 y
  Well not exactly. When mine grows it looks like I have a second belly button.
Anonymous
+1 y
What does that even mean? If your circumcised or not? And if so what's the midddle?

And how does this apply to our anus? It's a whole how could it even be an outtie?
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- Asker
  +1 y
  https://horsehints.org/RectalProlapse.htm
  this about sums it up no?
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  Holy shit don't click that link lol
- Asker
  +1 y
  :P:P:P
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- Strider90
  +1 y
  wow that picture is nasty...
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Ewww... Thats's fucking digusting! Does this seriously happen to humans to? And okay so I get the wole anus thing but what about guys dicks. And what's the difference between guys inne and outtie do you mean circumcision or not? And wtf is in between?
- thepaperbagtest
  +1 y
  What do you mean by our? Are you a man?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Yesterday I was and by in between I mean like a large clit with a head but it is tucked in my tummy. My grandma seemed to love it but I cannot find a sexy momma to jump my bones. You think it's because I have a speech impediment or maybe bad breath?
- Asker
  +1 y
  (and yes it can happen to humans)
- Kris85
  +1 y
  Oh god why did I click on the link. My eyes!! 😱
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Thepaperbagtest no I'm obviously not a guy I said our because he asked about guys dick and girls anus.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Spread the love baby
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  How do you get a clit in your tummy? You're the guy? And why on Earth would your grandma enjoy this?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Its whateves I always thought that inne and only only applied to belly buttons. Not something so GROSS! And I think it's safe to say I'm an inne...
- Asker
  +1 y
  She was "touchy feely" but I am not 100% sure. I asked my doctor the same thing but when I woke up my tic tacs were gone.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  If I was to how could I even do that? I'm still soo fucking confused!
- Asker
  +1 y
  Maybe this will help explain things
  https://forum.stucknut.com/index.php?topic=48812.0
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  What are you talking about? I'm soo freaking lost!
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  So you're saying I should have sex with either a really ugly girl or a ratchet drag queen?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Or maybe my grandma but she died 18 years ago.
- raine-on_me
  +1 y
  choose the ratchet drag queen
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  So you're basically saying I should Fuck Your Dead Grandma... That's wrong on soo many levels! And what does that have to do with outtie anuses and dicks?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Well she is probably still pretty hot but I don't recommend looking at her eyes. I bet they look like little raisons by now. @ your last question... I have no clue. Why would you bring up something so trivial?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR MAIN QUESTION... Omfg you're a major troll!
- Asker
  +1 y
  How so?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  What you're asking me is disgusting and doesn't make since that's why.
- Asker
  +1 y
  I'm so confused now...
- rUinSAYAN
  +1 y
  this guy is scary
- Asker
  +1 y
  Who says I'm a guy?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  GAG obviously does! The girls are pink and the guys are blue...
- Asker
  +1 y
  Oh ok thank you. I was gonna see a doctor but...
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Why were you gonna see a doctor? Sex change?
- Asker
  +1 y
  well just to get a sense of what I am. I know for a fact (maybe) that I am lacking a vagina.
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  So you are a guy...
- Asker
  +1 y
  If you say so (in a high pitched voice while drool spills down my leg)
Anonymous
+1 y
What's an innie and outtie?
1 0 0 0
- Asker
  +1 y
  I have like a hidden penis and most of my friends do. I thought that to be somewhat normal no?
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Hidden where?
- Asker
  +1 y
  My 1st 45 years I thought it was in my bowels but that was just a bad taco. I think it is stuck below my gall bladder.
Anonymous
+1 y
Innie. As it always innie her
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Anonymous
+1 y
An inverted penis? Thai I got to see o-o
0 0 0 0
- Asker
  +1 y
  https://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3puiva
  www.ibimapublishing.com/.../980089.html
  don't forget to scroll down for the lovely pics