Want to go to walmart to buy a vibrator, but I'm too embarressed. What should I do?

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See, I want to fo to walmart to buy a vibrator, but I'm afraid i'll run into someone I know and they'll see me buying it. Plus, when I go to the self check out, the employee's will be watching and I'm embaressed that they'll see me buying it. I also don't want people staring at me when I grab the thing and walk to the self checkout. How do I buy it descreetly so no one notices?

dreamerguy · Accepted Answer

You're probably way more self concious in that situation than when you would go buy a can of soda! Do you look at what people buy when they are at the store? Especially when you're busy? I'd say nobody will notice, it's just you who thinks the whole world is watching! Just go to the aisle when no one is there, put the vibrator in a bag, go to the self check out and you're done! Or you could just buy a load of other stuff and then hide the thing in the middle of all of that! I'm sure nobody will notice! It's just you going to the store like everyone else :)

Realistic07 · Accepted Answer

try cvs. look the reality is that your a grown woman with grown needs sex and sexual acts are normal so you shouldn't feel nervous or ashamed in needing a release. So go in and buy what you want and if someone asks or even looks at you odd just remember that you're just buying a tool or toy for a little fun. Don't be afraid to do what you want to do just remember those who judge are typically going threw the same thing if not worse.

northernligths · Accepted Answer

Get someone to buy it for you. Or if you buy it yourself go to the store when they just opened in the morning (or late at night) there will be less people. Don't go on the weekend. Or buy it on Halloween, just wear a costume and cover your face with make up or a partial mask. No one will ever know its you and you have an excuse to be dressed up. Just change outta the clothes in the parking lot.

Also, the best way not to be noticed is to be BOLD... hence the costume. Ever want to hide something in your house? Keep it in plain site.

Teray1 · Accepted Answer

My boyfriend buys them online for me. He enjoys surprising me. At first i thought it was strange for a guy to buy them for me now i think its sweet. If you go to a sex shop like Spencer's its more comfortable cause almost everyone buys sex toys and you look funny if you dont buy sex toys. Lol sex shops are fun to go to.

TheLastGirlScout · Accepted Answer

can't you get it delivered to work or a friends? say it's a birthday present or something and that's why you want it delivered somewhere else. Most online stores have extremely discreet packaging. Bondara is a very cheap and discreet site, not sure if it's in the US though.

xHoneyxBeex · Answer

I have never seen vibrators in Wal-Mart... You will need to go to a sex shop or you can just order one online and it can be shipped yo your house.

CuriousRoses · Answer

YOUR WAL-MART SELLS VIBRATORS? ? Mine barely has the wands and I have to get those online only. If you want discrete purchasing buy it online

mattyb · Answer

walmart stores don't carry them in all likelihood so don't stress too much. You can probably order on their site though

sex is natural, fun, and something you should embrace, not be overly shy about. Even if you are in line to buy one at a store, you're not customer #1 on the list of people who have bought them - millions before you have

smokahontas · Answer

If you go to the Walmart neighborhood markets, they have something called "self-checkout". Just scan it really fast and put it in the bag. You can also cover it up in your basket with grocery food. Other places that have self checkout is Albertsons.

ironeddie · Answer

Be at the Walmart when the doors open in the morning. The store will be next to empty and the chances of a friend seeing you are a lot lower.

Also if there are any 24hr drug stores near you try that at 2am. ;-) A lot of drug stores sell them too.

madhatters4 · Answer

go to a sex shop or get one online... I didn't know they sold dildos at walmart

HookedUp · Answer

Online shopping is the saviour of man

kambo_trick3y · Answer

You're barking up the wrong tree girl. I've been looking for vibrators from Wal-Mart for years, they never carry them.

SleepyChan · Answer

A Bed, Bath & Beyond near me has them.

wagsingle · Answer

It's not like you're going to buy a vibrating authentic looking dildo at a Walmart. Any vibrator you buy at Walmart is just going to be a general use vibrator, so no one will know why your buying it.

yaddayaddayadda02 · Answer

If you have to go to walmart, then just buy one of these or a vibrating toothbrush.

BertMacklinFBI · Answer

dude what the fuck walmart sells vibrators?

sawno · Answer

Online and make sure to find a site that sends them descrete. Some sites send it without any branding at all others pretend its something else.

MrAtticusLebowski · Answer

Walmart? I don't even think they sell condoms lol. Ok try this... go in on a late Sunday night or early Morning on like a Sunday. Maybe go a town over to buy it? OR... rent a PO box/personal mail box for a month and have it shipped there, seems extreme but it's an option.

Look i get it, when i was young buying condoms was a whole ordeal lol. Good luck QA

Yellowbone · Answer

Order it online.

glitterberryalisa · Answer

buy one online, from adam and eve or a website that ships it discreetly so your parents will have no idea whats in the package lol

Pepmeister · Answer

Run in walmart, run to the vibrators, run to the checkout, check it out like if there was no tomorrow, get the hell out of there as fast as possible without looking back. If someone sees it just say" This is for my mom".

wendigoRed · Answer

Sometimes you just got to say fuck it. If it's a lady cashier they probably got one if it's a guy cashier he's going to think about it for a minute and get on with his day. You have realize your one of millions of people we could cross in a day and no one thinks of strangers longer than a minute.

Vegvisir · Answer

Do what guys do when we go to buy condoms, play it off like a boss. Walk up and slam your dildo on their desk and look to the side dramatically like "yeah, that's right". Noone actually gives a shit what you get up to, and they probably find it as awkward as you do having to handle a vibrator that will be used shortly