How do I give him a wake up BJ?

Question

First off, I have never done oral to anyone. Second, I want techniques that will work on most people (he's a side sleeper). And third, What does semen taste like?

Me and my boyfriend have known each other for about 8 months and we haven't gotten to anywhere near sex because we're busy studying.
We were talking a few nights ago about our sex life and all, and he said he would be fine with a BJ, because we can't have sex right now (for private reasons) and we're both virgins.

So i want to surprise him on a morning a little before his alarm.

Do I start with a kiss on his neck, then move down? Or just go straight for it?
Does he have to be hard first?
Also what does sperm taste like? Do I swallow?

Thanks in advance <3

AlexCab · Accepted Answer

I'd have killed to have a gf like you when I was a virgin :P So, to your questions.

1. Start in a way that doesn't feel awkward for you or him. i. e.: don't wake him up licking his balls if you haven't ever done so. Try soft kisses, go down on him softly, first touching him above his clothes, then going down to grab it. Also... just a tip: try to make certain you do this knowing he's taken a bath the night before. Trust me, you don't want your first time to be "too tasty".

2. If he's hard, all the better. If you go down slow and touch him enough, you're done :)

3. It's going to be salty. Depending on the guy it's thicker. Sometimes it's too runny, but it will taste salty 100%, and it has the texture of a soft gel.

4. Swallowing is up to you. Nothing bad will happen to you if you do. He might like that you do though, so it's entirely up to you.

Good luck!!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

If you're working on him while he's still asleep, you can just get right to it. He might already be hard if he has morning wood, otherwise if you gently put his dick in your mouth and caress it with your tongue, he'll stiffen up pretty quickly. You know what to do from there! :P

LastGirlScout · Accepted Answer

My friend told me (before I had first hand experience myself) that semen tastes like salty brie cheese... this put me off immensely! But to be honest, it completely depends on what he eats and how healthy he is. If u were you I'd wake him up by kissing his neck, working your way down his back, then gently pull him onto his back so you can get at the goodies : :) if you kiss him gently and intimately enough he should be hard by the time you've got down there...

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I guess you could start kissing him and touching him there then start to move down. I am still a virgin too and I have no idea what sperm looks like. You can swallow it if you want and it won't do anything bad to you. What you need to remember is that right after he comes and it it gets on the bed you should get off the bed fast because the sperm can get inside you and make you pregnant.

parkway · Answer

There is a 50% chance you will get a mouth full of piss. Are you willing to take that risk?

Boris9397 · Answer

Go straight for it, the idea of a wake up blowjob is that you wake him up with it. Anything you do before starting to blow him could wake him up and ruin it. He probably won't be hard yet, but he will be hard soon enough, believe me!