Girls why do u make sound from your vagina when u pee? sound like a snake hissing?

[Anonymous]

I have a fetish of everything about girls. like looking for used pads or tampons in the unisex toilet where I work. I also go to toilet when a beautiful girl goes for pee or to change the pads. I sit in the other toilet which is separated by just a wooden plank ( u can see the legs on the other side even if u don't bend, if u bend u can see everything). I just try to match the right pad she just chucked in the box n try to find out how much flow did she have n is the blood thick or thin n is there any signs of blood clots, what kind of smell they produce. n I also listen to the sound when they pee. most of them make a hissing sound. why do they make such sound?

[Anonymous]

LOL bro
you got to do some research on this.

Women don't pee from their vagina. Their vagina is a part of the reproductive system which is where the baby develops when pregnancy occurs. Or in lay man's language - the whole you put your wee wee in.

The urine is passed through the urethra which is as big as the your weewee's exit hole and it is placed right above the vagina. The pressure that builds up due to the urine causes the sound. Its similar to you releasing an inflated balloon, the sound of air being released is based on the same concept

[Asker]

ok now everything is clear I can visualise everything about the big hole n the small hole just next it.

[Opinion Owner]

Lol Good Happy I could help :-P

[musicbrain5]

"The hole you put your wee wee in" OMG, lmao!!

[Asker]

musicbrain5 among all the good n educative things that I wrote u just found the wee wee thing funny n interesting? disgusting.

[musicbrain5]

You didn't write that though. This opinion owner ^^^ wrote that in his answer.

[Opinion Owner]

Come on I got to entertain my audience :-P Don't steal my thunder Lol

[plain_table]

LOL I agree @musicbrain5 :D

[Asker]

musicbrain u only take the negative things, the creepy ones. disgusting.

[Asker]

Opinion Owner but I m the creator. u can't steal away all the limelight. I m the real hero. all the credit should cum to me. I have the right to smell music brains pee n tampon.

[jointhepatriarchy]

Because back in the book of Genesis Satan crawled up Eve's vagina and ate her brain, then mind-controlled her into tricking Adam into eating the forbidden fruit. Ever since then all women have had a snake inside them that is evil and wants to destroy all good men.

[Asker]

oh got to the roots. now I know that it's Satan that's still hiding in the vagina. thanks man, u r genius.

[jointhepatriarchy]

You're welcome. Thanks for MHO.

[thisGUYknows]

Lmao

[musicbrain5]

Okay, ummm you rummage through trash cans to get used pads, ewwww. One day you'll catch an STD from that or something.

But... You go into women's washrooms to hear us pee? That's not normal or appropriate. The sound you're hearing is the pee hitting the water in the toilet anyways.

[Asker]

why did u change your profile pic? I liked it when u had a pic of yourself showing your big thighs in shorts.

[musicbrain5]

I think you just answered your own question there bro. You're now welcome to check out my bodybuilding hedgehog.

[CommieDearest]

Um, someone please tell me this is felony somehow.

"I sit in the other toilet which is separated by just a wooden plank ( u can see the legs on the other side even if u don't bend, if u bend u can see everything)." This is a felony right?

[xXiTacoXx]

The fuck did I just read... Dude, seek help and go to a deserted island where there are no women. You are honestly creepy as fuck.

[Asker]

ha ha truth hurts for me also

[xXiTacoXx]

>_> Seriously stay away from females.

[Asker]

nooooooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee don't say like that. I can't live without doing this. it's my passion, my fetish, it's my pride.

[xXiTacoXx]

Get a new passion, get rid of your fetish, and stop having so much pride in this. >- >

[Asker]

tell your brother to take shower everyday especially after the band practice

[xXiTacoXx]

I do but he just passes out in his room and waits until the morning to bathe.

[Asker]

u can tell him that your pee smells better than him

[xXiTacoXx]

Aaand now we're back to creepy. Please seek help.

[Asker]

I like to be creepy with girls. I also smell every girl that pass by me. is that creepy.

[xXiTacoXx]

Very creepy and I hope someone gets a restraining order against you...

[Asker]

but why? u girls can show your boobs, thighs, butt cheek in public, provoke guys, why can't we even smell u?

[xXiTacoXx]

No one wants some dude smelling them.

[LastGirlScout]

Haha! This whole conversation has made me laugh so hard :)

[Jayjax211233]

@LastGirlScout ha ha you said u laughed hard be careful if u wet yourself this fucking creep might ask for ur clothes

[DivaMonae]

I pray that you're onlu trolling...

[Asker]

I m not trolling. I m serious. what's so serious about hearing a woman pee? smelling her pee, or checking out her used pads n tampoons? it's nothing compared to girls showing off their huge milk n big, bulky, chubby, fatty thighs.

[DivaMonae]

It's iur personal items and its Percy/disgusting. I an actual female thinks the smell of iur period blood is gross ad for you to go in the same bathroom when we do just to hear the sound of us pee is weird if you want to hear pee hit the water go to a bathroom with only a toilet and listen to a guy or yourself for peat sake!

[DivaMonae]

Pee is weird to what kind of high do you get form smelling that? Sure urine is sterol but that doesn't mean you should rub your nose in it. And pads actual blood coming from that area and for you to go in the garbage to sniff it and not only that but enjoy it just screams stalker. And actually it's much worse because when a girl shows that off they choose to they don't have some creepy guy randomly watching them... You're far worst and if you get caught you're screwed!

[DivaMonae]

You remind me of that copmfrom white chicks he was sniffing girls underwear only it want a girl it would be hilarious if that happens to you.

https://youtu.be/jtHI1CJy9yY

[Asker]

ha ha it was guy's underwear not girl's. one time I was looking for pads and tampons in the thrash box, I found one panty. I put it in my pocket n brought it home. I used to sniff it while I masturbate, it smelt soooooooo goooooood that I used to get a boner as soon as I sniffed it. I did it for a couple of weeks. after the fragrance had gone I wore that underwear n masturbated n cum in it n threw it. ha ha

[Gemstone2411]

Our urine makes that sound from the surface it hits, not our vaginas.

I recommend seeing a psychiatrist about this serious issue you have.

[Asker]

put your ear phone n listen. u can her two sounds, the sound of the pee leaving the pussy n the pee hitting the surface. n yes I have been to the psychiatrist twice but there is no hope. that's what they said. they could not do much about it. no cure.

[Gemstone2411]

Yea I don't want to watch a video of a number of girls urinating thanks. Get help.

[ShaeNielson]

It's creepy but it's not a serious issue, that needs a psychiatrist. It's just a fetish.

[musicbrain5]

@ShaeNielson: Yeah, but he said he goes into the bathroom after women and hides in stalls to hear them pee. That's beyond a fetish.

[Gemstone2411]

Okay, it's fetish. It's not the first time I've heard of the urine fetish either. But I don't want to sit and watch a video of your fetish. My fetish is watching myself have sex in front of a mirror but you don't see me posting a sex tape of doing just that and asking "do I look good? can you hear the sound of the mirror cracking?"

[ShaeNielson]

If the woman doesn't know, then it's not really assault.. The following them is fucking creepy, and he should stop that! But looking through their pads is pretty harmless, disgusting, but harmless. Not like some other fetishes, that are actually dangerous.

[Gemstone2411]

It's assault whether the woman knows he's listening or not.

[Jayjax211233]

@musicbrain5 actually there is a fetish where some guys will wait for a long time in places just to her girls pee it depends on how big they are into a fetish im not going to lie i have wanted to hear a girl pee irl once but its curiousness i think me i just wanna experiance what i have not being disabled

[existing_not_living]

You do realize that our urine does not come out of our vagina.

[Asker]

then where do u pee from?

[existing_not_living]

A different hole. Look it up. That's what google is for.

[Wood-Carver777]

LOL.

[Jayjax211233]

i did not know either but after a girl being nice enough to take a picture from the internet and explain what was what i understand a little bit

[Mgoods]

O. O

... where do I start?

[Asker]

did u see that video?

[Mgoods]

You know what, I actually skipped that... I just don't feel it's all that appealing. Hey... Where in the world are you from? Just curious :)

[Asker]

jamaica

[Mgoods]

O. o My father's from there. Interesting. Thanks.

[Asker]

my dear u cannot see me but I can see u in your profile pic. I m your father.

[Mgoods]

You owe me 22 years worth of birthday and Christmas presents, bitch.

[Asker]

please forgive me for that. don't be so rude to your father

[topknots]

You are fucking sick.

[Asker]

ha ha fucking thank u

[Creole_Flavor]

You are sick

[Asker]

ha ha thanks for the complement soooooooooo sweet.

[Red_Dragon]

Hahhahaahahahahahah XD.

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[existing_not_living]

OMG, that's freakin' hilarious!

[Asker]

may be the snake is peeing too ha ha

[Red_Dragon]

At Asker: Looks like he's doing the pee pee dance to me. XD

[psychedelicfruit]

Oh... My.. God xD

[Blue2]

LOL too funny man XD

[thisGUYknows]

I was gonna laugh until I read the rest of the description. We all hope to God ur trolling but there are weirdo creeps out there.

[Asker]

no man I m not trolling. I actually want to find out about all these things out of curiosity.

[musicbrain5]

Dude you dig up used pads from the garbage. I mean, if you want to learn about periods you can look at Wikipedia.

[Asker]

musicbrain5 I don't want to learn about period, I just want to see n smell the period blood. I want to see the difference between a period blood n a normal blood. I want to open up a period blood bank. I m going to recycle the period blood n utilise it n give it to the patients who need it (blood transplant). it will be a big help to the medical science.

[naturallywonderful]

Our vaginas make a hissing sound because they're telling you to go away.

[Asker]

ha ha go away or I will bite u.

[Lyndsielee666]

My question is... what do you do with used pads and tampons...

[Asker]

side business. recycle n reuse.

[Klaatu51]

do you actually listen to women peeing/ LOL that's creepy

[Asker]

ha ha yes

[JustinCaseUDontKnow]

I'm not here to judge you sir it's whatever you like
but I wouldn't have the balls to do it that's for sure
eeeek lol !

P. S.. There is someone in pink who likes to thumb down me
i think it's secret admirer.. she tends to do it often in lot of
questions I answer on GaG.. i wish she come follow me
stop being so shy..*Winks*

[rthomas43]

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Fillersssssssssss

[Blue2]

Hilarious LOL

[Rcjh1987]

Hmm have your tried talking to someone kinda creepy!! Just saying...

[Asker]

I tried to talk to my mother but she beat me up n didn't give me food for two days.

[LavenderBlue2721]

To: The Asker, That's sad that your mother beat you and didn't feed you. However, it's a really creepy on what you just admitted to. Sorry, but that's just my opinion. And again, sorry that your mother starved you.

[Asker]

LavenderBlue2721 I used to listen to my mother pee n I asked her the same question, that why did she make a hissing sound when she pee? ha ha I got a good beating n no food for two days.

[Rcjh1987]

Wow I'm so sorry that happened

[Asker]

ha ha why r u sorry. she is the one to say sorry. may be she felt embarrassed to talk about her pussy.

[Rcjh1987]

Doesn't make it right she starved you and beat up up

[abundantlyrich]

No it doesn't. It is all in your head.

[Bandit74]

This is definitely the strangest/funniest question I have ever seen on this site. Congrats!

[decemberxblue]

Man, this thread title has me laughing my ass off. Kudos

[Asker]

man u should hear. a sound like shsshshshssh ha ha like a pipe leaking. it's may be because they don't have a proper nerve ending right to the bottom so they make a sound like that. ha ha

[TheNewClassic]

That is too weird bruh

[Blue2]

dang man is it so easy for you to be weird or are you putting a great deal of effort in it?

[Asker]

it's effortless, smooth like butter. original, nothing artificial.

[Downanddepressed]

You must not know the female anatomy. There are three main "holes": you have the urethral opening, the vagina, and the anus. The external part you can see on the outside is called the vulva. The vulva consists of lips called labia and the clitoris. The vagina is internal, and urine "pee" does not come out of the vagina. It is expelled from the urethra