How many penises have you seen in the past week?

[Theguyoverthere]

Both guys and girls can answer honestly. How many penises you have seen in the past week? This includes p*rn, internet, in person, etc.

[BuchitaBuchys]

-Sucks being single. Penises in real life = 0 :(

-As for p*rn, for some reason I've been watching scissoring. So not even virtual p*rn penises for me. Haha :P
Internet/Porn penises = 0

Total Penis count for the week = 0
*Plays world's tiniest violin ;_;

[NotHisEnemy]

Well, in person, since I haven't bathed any babies or changed any diapers... One.
Porn... I don't know. Too many.
Fantasies... Hardly ever, lol.
In pictures... Enough to be scarred for life.

[katiesmuff]

Just one and it was on my husband and have seen it many times this week.

[ThePragmaticRomantic]

Joke answer: None. I don't even look down when I pee, I fear if I make eye contact, the beast will attack.

Real answer: 3. You can't just open my life in the middle and expect everything to make sense. (A trap someone posted on a forum, one in p*rn, and myself)

[Dignifire]

Just mine, which happens to be my favorite one. Though maybe that's not fair, since there aren't any others even in the running.

[BattyBB]

Only one... hehee

[forgottenmonkey]

In real life my own and online well actually none I have been busy watching solo stuff

[Prettygurl12]

None.

No penises seen by me. :p

[musicbrain5]

Just one, in person.

[harakiri]

close to a million. penis galleries ftw.

[JackKerouac77]

@harakiri Those exist? And you speed through them THAT FAST? Every penis is a blur!!!

[Theguyoverthere]

Like a penis montage collection?

[harakiri]

zoom through them so fast, they look like they're FLYING :D

[ThePragmaticRomantic]

If you assume she has 6 hours free a day, not unreasonable [especially in antarcitca :p], and spends all of that time scrolling through penis galleries, then she is only looking at about 397 penises a min... okay yeah you are right. That is like some hideous penile-blur.

[Theguyoverthere]

Oh wow... we're getting pretty in depth here cracking down the science to this math.

[harakiri]

@ThePragmaticRomantic... don't knock it til you've tried it. flying penises are quite glorious. :p

[ThePragmaticRomantic]

Even if you spent every single moment of the week watching some sort of endless penis-feed, you would have to view 1.65 peni a second. That's barely enough time to register that it is infact a penis, and not say, a plucked quail... Do you get penis-eye fatigue? Perhapse Penis-blindness?

[harakiri]

@ThePragmaticRomantic i am laughing SO HARD at this plucked quail business... omgmogomgmsdsidfsdfsdf. ohmygod... my body hurts from laughing... :D :D :D :D

[Theguyoverthere]

Looks like this will become a new form of study... how many penises can be viewed in X amount of time?

[harakiri]

@Asker... i need YOU to participate in this experiment :p

[Theguyoverthere]

I'll put my dick in the montage. But I don't think I'd wanna see all those penises.

[harakiri]

lmao. you can do it. :p

[ThePragmaticRomantic]

You must man! FOR SCIENCE!

[SailorMars]

Unfortunately, only one :(

[SandPlanet]

In person? Only one.

[Nerdvana]

In person? lol.

[SandPlanet]

@Nerdvana: Yes?

[RestlessYouth_]

In person, my boyfriend. If we're includig p*rn, geez who knows lol

[Red_Dragon]

Just one. My own.

[Lyndsielee666]

Just one. Multiple times☺😊

[mutedaisy]

One... umm, yeah in person.

[rthomas43]

Including p*rn? About 20. Just couldn't find the right video a few nights ago...

[mutedaisy]

That about somes up life.

[rthomas43]

@mutedaisy One hell of a life that you're living =p

[CuriousCatbug]

I went on chatroulette and omegle the other day. so like over 9000

[demonology]

probably less than one hundred.

[JackKerouac77]

Man I don't know...73?

[Theguyoverthere]

In a week? Damn.

[JackKerouac77]

What? @harakiri said she'd seen a MILLION! By my estimates, that's 999,927 more than I've seen!

[harakiri]

... someone can do basic arithmetic... AMAZING. :p

[Theguyoverthere]

Yea you got beat... hard!

[JackKerouac77]

I HAD MY MATH PROFESSOR DO THOSE CALCULATIONS HE HAS A BIGGER PENIS THAN ME AND IS THEREFORE BETTER AT MATH OH GAWD OH GAWD OH GAWD

[DontDropIt]

Zero. Looks like I'm slackin'
Jk

[Red_Dragon]

Do you want to see one? Joking joking. XD

[Theguyoverthere]

He calls it a @Red_Dragon for a reason...

[Red_Dragon]

I'm lightskinned so it kind of makes sense :P.

[DontDropIt]

Lmao that was not an invitation! @Red_Dragon

[Red_Dragon]

Sorry I was being opportunistic LOL.

[NoMoreDreams]

Zero (filler)

[SomeoneImportant]

Does it include those thumb nails when searching for a video? If so, that's just too much to keep track.

[Theguyoverthere]

Yes it does.

[SomeoneImportant]

Yeah, the number is easily in the hundreds for me then.

[plain_table]

None, in person. :(

I forgot how many, in p*rn.

[SnowHearth]

I have see none