Does anyone know where I can buy a dolphin penis dildo from?

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I really want one because its illegal to have sex with dolphins and there my favorite animal.

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cth96190 Guru
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Interesting fetish you have there.
If you speak with female SCUBA divers you will find that male dolphins are notorious for trying to mount female divers. The woman can be finning along happily, then there is a big bump on the back and Flipper's penis is trying to find a way through her wetsuit.
Apparently male dolphins are able to identify women as female mammals, perhaps by smelling the pheromones.
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fourplaysexfun Xper 2
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Easy,
from the dolphin penis store of course ! :-)
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mutedaisy Guru
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I can't tell if you are joking, but just make a mold of one and fill it with silicone.
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Nylena Explorer
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I have see horse and dog penis dildos but dolphins are new to me...
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- Tokana
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  OMG you're not kidding...
  
  Dog
  www.amazon.com/.../B007I6YZT6
  
  Horse
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- icantwait
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  Did you get one of the inflatable ones?
abundantlyrich Master
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lol. I read that someone had a vibrator that looks like rabbit? :P
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- abundantlyrich
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  Go to google and do a search on adult toys website

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indy7 Xper 7
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I think Sea World sells them in the gift shop.
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kataloso Explorer
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Maybe the dollar section at target?
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butterfly713 Xper 3
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strange... online?
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CuriousEddie Yoda
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They make kits that allow you to make molds of a penis -- and then fill it with silicone to harden.
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icantwait Explorer
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You can check baddragon dot com

There's another site where you might be able to find it if that one doest have them
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yaddayaddayadda02 Master
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Check the site bad-dragon. com
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BertMacklinFBI Master
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I don't care if this sounds dumb as shit, but I never fucking knew a dolphin had a penis. hahaa
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- mutedaisy
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  Seriously? Haha they are always trying to rape people that swim with them too :c
- BertMacklinFBI
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  @mutedaisy is that what that humping motion is all about? hahaa.
- MaskedSanity
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  Fun fact: dolphins are one of the few species that have sexy tiems for pleasure as well as reproduction, just like humans. So yes, that's exactly what those humping motions are all about.
CommieKiller Xper 5
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This is so fucked up.
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Bandit74 Master
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Thanks for the laugh :)
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dev765 Guru
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Even if it was legal to have some sex with a dolphin that dolphin would kill yo ass.
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Anonymous
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Honestly, is this a serious question?
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Anonymous
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you can buy one at dolphin dickface. com
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