How to get neighbor to have an affair with me?

Question

I am 17 and this couple recently moved into the house next door. The wife works in a prison and is. . . kinda on the larger side. The husband is really hot! They both look like they're in their late 20s maybe. I've been to their house like 4 or 5 times so far, and he grows on me each time I see him. They're both friendly enough, but they don't really click with each other. I really want to get closer with the husband, but I don't know how! Like how do I find out if he's interested in even having an affair in the first place? I mean I wouldn't do anything if he wasn't. But I'd like tips on how to get him interested and find out if/when he is.

indy7 · Accepted Answer

Affairs are NOT illegal. They're immoral. No one's been arrested just for having an affair. But they have been arrested for having sex with a minor...

If you want to find out if he's interested wear something revealing, or just show him your boobs and ask him. But I'd suggest you think twice before actually doing that.

Snowe · Accepted Answer

Um, first off: You're not even an adult yet! Second of all, affairs are illegal as all hell. That's a really slutty and trashy thing to want to do.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

i hope she slaps the shit out of you, dont be a home wrecker. if they aren't meant to be theyll break up and you'll have your chance when you're legal. how would you like it if some other girl decided you and a boyfriend of yours didn't click as well as she would with him and tried to convince him to have an affair?

wishfire10 · Accepted Answer

First off, that is wrong.. that giy is married. . Its not up to you to decide if him and his wife click. If they didn't click, he would not have chosen her for his wige. Second, you live next door to these people, haven't you ever heard of not pooping where you sleep?

BuchitaBuchys · Accepted Answer

Stop. Just stop. No one likes a homewrecker or a person who willingly and knowingly cheats or helps someone cheat. They get no respect. As they shouldn't. Respect yourself. And your under 18 girl. Stop. Just stop. :/

Kris85 · Accepted Answer

How the hell would you know if they don't click together? He obviously married her for a reason. If this isn't a trolling question then wow. Just wow.

existing_not_living · Answer

Don't be a home wrecker. Leave him alone.

RasmusAiken · Answer

Horrible idea. Just don't. Imagine that Brunhilde the prison guard is pissed with you and knows where your bedroom window is and where your car is parked. This could never ever end well for you.

Red_Arrow · Answer

It is amazing how many women are sure that the guy they want to cheat with her is in a marriage where "they don't really click with each other." Fact is that that is usually what the girl convinces herself of, but not the truth.

Klaatu51 · Answer

he might not like you in a sexual way

sammy_31 · Answer

Troll? Homewrecker? Tramp? Tell me which one you are? Seriously that's wrong, they are together. Get yourself a guy your age, homegirl.

Beautifiedgirl123 · Answer

Why would you do that. That's just plain to see that you're out to wreck their home and relationship. If his taken then leave him alone. You're still young so I don't think there is much to say cause you probably don't understand.

molan · Answer

I am not going to give advice on how to do stupid stuff like this.

Nik1hil · Answer

You are thinking to break a family , affair with someone married is crime and sin. hope your future husband does not starts an affair with neighbourhood chicks when you are his wife. Do not look for and affair , you do not love him , its clear you lust him, be nice and good to him and her , if someday things turn up , hit a home run and let him your third base , your lust will be satisfied , when its over be like nothing happened.