Ahhhh the age old question of how to cheat properly without getting your girlfriend mad, Let's begin
!. You can break up with her
2. You can do what people like to "taking a break" which is just an excuse to cheat and get back together after some time
3. You can stay with her long enough and ask her if she'd like a threesome
Three is most likely not going to happen but here are your best option Mr. "I'm not a troll"
1. Dump your current GF.
2. Turn to online dating.
3. Find a girl that's into partner-swapping and threesomes (there are many).
4. Partner swap.
5. Partner swap back.
6. Go to step 4.
There you go. Infinite sex, infinite threesomes with infinite partners while being in a stable and healthy relationship. Glad I could help.
*I might have exagerrated the stableness and healthyness of such a relationship. But I'm sure it's possible. :p You just gotta find a swinging girl.
Well technically you would need to find a bunch of couples who are into it, not just one girl. But you get the idea.
A couple of things.
1. I have aspergers too, so don't you dare use that as an excuse for something like that. You do know better. I do find that insulting.
2. three words: not... gonna... happen
3. three more words: don't... do it...
Okay here's what you should do. Tell her exactly what you wrote here. She'll probably break up with you and won't care who you sleep with, so you can have lots of casual sex like a college kid.
Break up with her so she can find a new man who isn't a complete dickwad like you.
I agree with this one -_-
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Of course not. This is only the millionth time you've asked this question.
You can't cheat on her AND let her know, that wouldn't be cheating.
Obviously you have to let her chest too.
Ask for a hall pass.
She'll say no and probably cry.
Ask for an open relationship.
She'll say 'what?' or 'ewwww' and probably cry.
Note that if you do it with her consent (which either of the above would be) it's not cheating.
I note below that you don't want her to have the same promiscuous privileges. You probably just dump her and let her find a new boyfriend who isn't a cunt.
U again. ..
why dont u break up then u can sex as many girls as possible
Simple break up with her. She deserves better.
talk about a 3some try some role play and then introduce other options it wouldn't be cheating if you asking her...
Wow you're an idiot -_- "I am not a troll" to hell you aren't -_- break up with her so she can find someone better than the douchebag you see everytime you look in the mirror!
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How to convince my girlfriend to let me cheat on her?
I am not a troll whatsoeve
You're too much of a stupid child to be having sex with anyone.
You make her your ex girlfriend.
So, what you want is to convince her to have an open relationship?
Yes except she can't cheat on me since she had sex before me
... Wait what?
So you were a virgin, but she wasn't, so you want to sleep around to even the score?
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