Be like "I want your ugly I want your disease! Because your mine, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, Im hungry let me lick you"
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"Hi I know you! I know ur in your room, and reading this message, so lets have sex"
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"Yo i just fingered myself, and now I want you"
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Did u know I do poles and not holes?0 0 0 0Ask them if they want to frickle frackle.
It'll escalate fast from there so be prepared.0 0 0 0My standard "you wanna stick your hoo hoo in my na na?"
Works every time.0 4 0 0Yeah that one is creepy.
Hahahahahahaha
Lmao... thats really childish and naughty!
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What exactly do you mean? Why do you want to start "a freaky conversation"? What is the ultimate objective?
0 0 1 0Sex..
Why did he get MH for that?
I can understand that the ultimate objective is sex, but you really need to explain "freaky". Freaky for who? You? Him? Basically, every guy has something he is into. He may have a fetish, like feet or BDSM or, in my case, GTS. This is his weakness. Once you know that, you start telling (or whispering) a story that fits in that subject area. Men are visual, so he will take your story and he'll use his imagination turning your words into pictures in his head. He will get horny and then fuck your brains out. Which could be bad - you COULD get him so aroused that he will come quickly before you had a chance to orgasm.
Send me a message and i'll show you hehe just kidding sort of lol It's really not that hard
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3 4Go with what feel right and what u want to say
0 0 0 0"Hey! Do you like sex? Me too! Let's talk about it!"
1 0 0 0Say "hey baby id like to lick your toes 😘😉" I guarantee you'll be seen as "freaky"
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Lmfaoooooooo
I honestly don't know @linkywinky starts it cause she's a...(please refer to video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M&feature=youtu.be&t=1m15s0 1 0 0😂😂😘
This girl has got us all tangled up!
@JackKerouac77 she got me for saturdays and she's trying to fill in the rest of the week. x_x
Just message me and we can talk about what ever you like :)
0 0 0 0Exactly that.
0 0 0 0Ooh I got one! Tell them that you lost your virginity to a gnome.
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This is not something to joke about. Some of us have been raped by gnomes & have had our virginity stole from us while their beards tickled our faces as they leaned over us. *shivers* I still have nightmares about it.
Oh my god... And I thought you were normal @Littlett25 I obviously hadn't been paying enough attention
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