My (female) best friend gave me a handjob?

[Anonymous]

Okay, so my best friend and I were just sitting around last summer, bored as hell, and the heat was killing us. Anyway, we were sitting around at my house (nobody was home), and I let out a sigh of utter boredom. Then she asked me "Hey, you want a handjob?" I am not shitting you, she literally asked me this. I didn't think she was serious, so I said okay. Well, next thing I know, she pulls my pants off, spits in her hand, and goes to town on my penis. I busted a nut all over her arm, and she started laughing. Anyway, she told me that she wanted a bit of practice (she said she'd done it once before for her ex-boyfriend), and asked me how I liked it. It was a tad awkward, you know, critiquing a handjob. But anyway, she made it very clear that it was a strictly paternal thing, but she'd be happy to practice on me. She's weird like that. But anyway, now, every time she comes over and we're alone, she wants to practice on me. I asked her if she had some sort of feelings for me, and she laughed at me, and told me no. I could tell it was sincere. Do girls typically do this stuff? I mean, it's great and all, but it's kinda odd.

[Anonymous]

Well for others it's odd but honestly my best friend and I do this casually... we are very open with each other... and whenever one of us saw masturbating it's just normal and sometimes if one of us is bored she or I will lend a hand or even mouth to help each other... even with each others partners... if one of us caught having sex with our romantic partner I or she will even watch... and after that will just tease each other... specially if my or her partner is a moaner as in the noisy kind of moaner...

[Red_Arrow]

She does not need to keep practicing. For some reason she enjoys giving you hand jobs, but just as a friend, no feelings. If this was a friends with benefits or Fuck Buddy thing, I could understand it, but she does not seem to be getting anything from it. Logic sways she must be getting something to keep doing it, but we can't see what it is. Anyway, this has been going on for a while and you are both still good friends, so I see no downside to this. Just enjoy

[existing_not_living]

Honestly, I wouldn't be totally not open to doing it. I might if I felt comfortable with the guy, but I'd be afraid that HE would feel weird about it. Its's not something typical girls do, but hey I'm not your typical girl, haha, and I guess neither is she ;)

[Anonymous]

... paternal means fatherly

Platonic might be the word you're going for.

And no. I'm only touching the dick that belongs to the guy I'm seeing romantically.

[Asker]

Worst typo I've ever made hahaha

[Anonymous]

The best advice I have seen on here is to see if she wants to practice her oral skills on you. What have you got to loose, go for gold.

[Asker]

I decided to go for platinum. I texted her and asked her if she was cool with using her tits next time. She said yes.

[Opinion Owner]

Well it's not far from using her tits to just helping a bit with her mouth too.

[kelly173815]

Lol at all the guys wishing they were you :P I wouldn't say this was common behavior, but hey if she wants to and if your up for it...

[Scrambled]

Ha Ha... im cracking up watching all these dudes cry (me included). If I could, I would grab all these dudes and go drink our miserable sorrows away (and play pool... I mean that's fun). This post actually is inspiration for my next question... mmmm

[kelly173815]

@Scrambled!! I haven't seen you on here in ages! Haha awww com'on guys it's not that bad! And what's your next question?

[Asker]

Fun story: One time I was really packing it, and her face got a little too close, and the spooge shot right up her nose.

[kelly173815]

D: UP her nose? That sounds horrible! Bet she won't be getting that close again lol

[Asker]

Yeah, she kinda learned from that experience.

[zorro8888]

Haha these reactions are priceless xD

[kelly173815]

Hahaha I know @zorro8888 I now realise that many a guy would be up for some even if they were just friends haha

[zorro8888]

Oh man count me in as one of those guys haha provided I'm attracted to her of course haha

[kelly173815]

@zorro8888 Hahahaha oh god! You've turned as well!

[zorro8888]

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AHHHHOOOOO XD

[kelly173815]

@zorro8888 hahaha since being on this site I've realised that you men seem to be a bunch of wild dogs

[zorro8888]

Woof woof baby xD **Clears throat* That was a wold madam

[kelly173815]

@zorro8888 haha does a wolf make you feel more manly than a dog :P I need a man who knows how to be a cat :P

[zorro8888]

You're looking for a submissive pussy that's a no no :P You want a dominant man, a pack leader and an alpha WOLF/DOG Who's going to dominate you like every girl dreams about hahaha Now do me a favor and get yourself a dog xD

[kelly173815]

Hahahahahhaha omg @zorro8888 Hahahaha well I feel like you know what you're talking about so I'll see :P

[zorro8888]

Hahaha so that finally had an impact on you lol I had to make you realize that you want a dominant guy haha now I see the real you xD

[kelly173815]

@zorro8888 hahahaha I said "I'll see" not thats what I want! I need a submissive pussy sometimes :P

[zorro8888]

You just can't make up your mind haha Fine get a manly dominant dog and rent a submissive pussy on the weekend lol

[kelly173815]

@zorro8888 what do you mean I can't make up my mind! I want a wolf and a cat - my minds set on that!

[zorro8888]

Nahh you don't know what you want little one I'll get you a :D

[kelly173815]

@zorro8888 excuse me but according to GaG I'm older than you so you can't call me 'little one'!! :P And what will you get me?

[zorro8888]

According to the laws of height I am 6'2 so chill little one :P I'll get you a wolf and a dog :D

[kelly173815]

@zorro8888 no!! -.- stupid guys and their stupid height :'( Hahaha I think you've forgotten my cat!

[zorro8888]

So now you want a guy shorter than you haha you love height as much as you love a dominant wolf XD fine one kitten

[kelly173815]

Haha woah woah woah I never said I wanted a guy shorter than me! I meant I hate stupid guys using their height to make me feel small -.- but I'll deal with it as long as they aren't picking me up over their head :/ haha -.- YAY!!! kittens are the best :D

[kelly173815]

@zorro8888

[zorro8888]

So now know you want a tall dominant man and hate useless pussies See we're making progress, good job Oh now I'll make sure you get picked up over their head >:D

[kelly173815]

@zorro8888 no!!! Haha you're just taking what you think I want!! no no no! I want a tall dominant man who has no problem being dominated from time to time. And a pet cat :D And definitely no being picked up!

[zorro8888]

Fine a tall dominant man 80 percent of the time then you get your fun on top 20 percent of the time. one cat, one dog and simba and nala :D

[kelly173815]

YAY!!! you got it right this time @zorro8888!! And how could I forget simba and nala D: how else am I going to "accidentally" get rid of the dog :P

[emmabee11]

This is just weird... i think stop this right now before you make the friendship too awkward... it's already awkward but your friends... this is jsut too weird...

[Sampo]

I don't think it's that common haha. I would never practice on just a friend, unless I was secretly in love. But if he asked me I would admit it.

[Boromir]

No, girls don’t to this ‘typically’ and your friend is IMHO a bit exceptional. I hope she’s not having many more male besties she’s using to practice on. If I would have been single that moment I would have enjoyed her practicing a lot I guess... Lucky fellow...

[jjazmin]

Nooooo. me personally only if I trust you and am deeply in love will i ever do that. I ain't touching my friends no-nos thats weird as fuck.-.

[Scrambled]

By best female friend said "I wish more guys were like you" and then fucked some other guy. So no I didn't follow her advice in the end and changed to more like the guys she was banging.

[Your_boss960]

Why did you let her?

[Averageusername]

Probably because he is a straight male

[2Fun2Stop]

@Averageusername Yeah. What he said.

[Klaatu51]

personally i cannot understand how some guys are into handjobs... isn't it kinda uncomfortable? XD

[grahamcracka]

Not if they're even better than yourself lol

[AsdForce]

how are them unconfortable?

[Virulent]

"it was a strictly paternal thing"

lol

[robinrobin111]

*me in highschool*

[Skadouchebag]

Does she have Asperger's? Kinda sounds like it. We have a tendency to have zero boundaries.

[JSmuve]

Ask her if she wants to practice her oral skills. Carpe diem, man. Choke that golden goose for everything you can.

[jjfrancis]

you lucky SOB you sir have it maid hahaha.

[Averageusername]

Good for you sir weknowmemes.com/.../g1402940280932139417.jpg

[Scrambled]

Shit that's a funny meme!

[loveskittens]

Yesssss

[C00lDude]

No but I wish they did. You're one lucky motherfucker

[jlast]

Soooooo lucky

[Anonymous]

I would have fucked her brains out already.

[Anonymous]

You're like the luckiest man ever, can I just switch lives with you? Even just temporarily? Please?

[Scrambled]

Lol... dude I'm crying , I feel your pain.

[Opinion Owner]

The poster said 'she's willing to use her tits next time' how about you get her to use her MOUTH while you're at it you dope