Why do I love ass so much?

[Anonymous]

I love it even more than I love god. ass is better than god. ass is a magical thing. I can even drink an ass juice. I really love sexy and big or great-rounded tight female butts <3 I used to love ass when I was horny only, but now I can love it for 24/7... I could pay a girl $100 to just be able to touch her great ass for a second. Why am I so obsessed with ass? Do you love ass too? I want to worship your butts, girls.

[misscoffeehead]

God the guys are pulling out the big guns with there puns.. LOOOOOOL

Umm but whatever.. ASS if I care..
Haha fuck I just had to do it 🙊😂

[Asker]

you had to do what?

[zorro8888]

Classic xD We went all out haha

[misscoffeehead]

@zorro8888 no joke! God GaG is fun 🙈🙊

[Asker]

do you have a good ass too? if so would you let me touch it. I'm hungry :)=

[misscoffeehead]

I have got a good ass. Would I let you touch it? I don't know it depends.. if you want my leather bike glove down your throat..

[Asker]

what do you mean? do I need to lick your pussy to be able to fuck your ass?

[misscoffeehead]

Dude just shut up..

[Asker]

I don't get it, I really don't get it. explain that sentence ok?

[Anonymous]

What about this ass with its long gun?

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[Anonymous]

Yeah I'm the same way. I love to fuck that tight, juicy ass.

[Asker]

have you ever fucked an ass? I've never put my dick in a butt hole in my life. but did have vaginal sex in the doggy position.

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah many times. I've been with several girls who liked anal, including my current girlfriend. She seems to like it at least as much as I do since she asks for it almost every time.

[Asker]

I'm jealous. I always wondered that feeling. How's that feeling, is it much different than vaginal one?

[Opinion Owner]

It is different. The ass is tighter, usually deeper (no cervix) and smoother. The tightness is especially noticeable around the opening, due to the sphincter. If you want to fuck your girl's ass, you need to approach it right or she will hate it and it won't ever happen again. That means training her ass over time using a finger and/or small vibrator while she masturbates or you go down on her. She needs to have orgasms that way, lots of them. Work up to progressively larger object. A tapered butt plug is perfect for that, especially one that vibrates. That will take a long time... weeks or months. Use plenty of good water based lube, like Astro Glide. Worth the effort though. Good luck.

[Asker]

Wow a detailed subject lol. Thanks for the information.

[Klaatu51]

you're just into asses... that's not bad

[Asker]

ass is my hobby lol. but didn't get enough of them in my life yet. maybe because I still didn't get the money.

[zorro8888]

Do you want me to ASSume as to why :P

[Dnk_honz]

I love ass too but not as much as i love God.

[Asker]

then you can't love ass more than I do.

[TonyRyan]

You seem like an ASS...

[secretuser_]

😂I find this funny

[gapminder]

Not creepy at all...

[Entrieton]

All hail the ass! *drops to the ground and worships* I'm worthy! I'm worthy!

[NewUser22]

@7phoenix7 this guy makes my ass fetish seem not quite as bad yes? 😂

[7Phoenix7]

😂😂😂 related?

[NewUser22]

@7Phoenix7 maybe he’s me in the future 😂

[7Phoenix7]

Hahaha

[NewUser22]

@7Phoenix7 hopefully future me has gotten a taste of your cake!

[Anonymous]

Lol that's completely normal, I feel exactly the same

[Anonymous]

You like sniffing farts too? What if a girl wanted to take a shit in your mouth? What does ass juice taste like?

[Anonymous]

U seem to be ASSking for it... Lol

[Asker]

Lol... I wish there were girls with a big fucking ass on my keyboard and my bed and my dick and my face and my everywhere right now