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Do guys ever get boners at inappropriate places / times?

Just wanna know: 1. Where are some inappropriate places you get them? 2. What triggers it? 3. How do you get rid of it and how long does it last? 4. How do you hide it till it goes away? I'm just curious because I often get horny at inappropriate times and I'm glad I'm not male cos if I was I'm pretty sure I would have a boner like 10 times a day lol. Girls can get away with feeling horny whenever they want but I can't even imagine what it must be like for guys!
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It turns me on thinking about how many guys in my office might have a boner at any one given time lol.
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  • Yes, happens to me and I'm sure every other guy all the time. In fact I have one right now. ;) it will be easier to tell you where I don't get them. Haha. That is any place that is full of guys. Possibly the hardest to hide is either in the pool or the gym. Hen I am flirting with a sexy woman in skimpy/revealing work out clothes or swim suit and she is flirting back... Especially if there is some physical contact. Even a semi-chub is hard to hide then. Heaven forbid I get a full out hard on and he starts trying to peak out from my shorts nd it looks like I have lean to in my pants. Haha. It is tough to control the thoughts and tame that beast. If we are alone or away from people, and she is into the naughty flirting thing, no way she is missing my erection... Then I'll make a joke about her waking somebody up and he needs her undivided attention. That usually works out well for me a bit later. ;) When I worked in a mixed sex office setting before I used to get them all the time. One job in particular there were a couple cute girls who were very flirty and wore sexy clothes. One used to flash me at different times. Usually she had some lacy panties on, but not always. She knew she gave me a raging hard on, so she'd do it right at the end of a meeting or reach under the table real quick and touch my cock and get up and walk out with everyone else, giggling, knowing full well that I couldn't follow with the stiff totem lol I was rocking after that. Obviously I was fucking her every chance I got some times at the office too. Most of the time after hours on her desk, but there probably isn't an area there that we didn't fuck on in some form or the other. This was years ago. Funny how time flies. You ever do anything like this at work?

  • Boners can just pop up at any time. Here's the real issue. Once you have a boner, you are now aware you have one. It rubs around inside of your pants, and the sensation turns you on. You know you're turned on by something stupid, and THAT turns you on.
    They are self-sustaining, and rather frustrating to deal with.

    The easist methods of taking care of a boner includes:
    Masturbation
    The 'uptuck' (sticking your junk between your stomach and pants zipper)
    Thinking of grandmas or getting distracted
    And sticking something freezing cold down there.

    • I guess you can try peeing, but good luck trying to aim. Imagine your little brother is holding a hose with his thump over the nozzle, and you have to pick up your brother and aim him to spray into a bucket, without missing. IT'S A LOT LIKE THAT.

    • Something cold for me does nothing but prolong it ( pumps more blood through to keep warm )

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  • There is another dimension you are not taking into account. Of course arousal will result in an erection. As a young man, I did not have to be horny to get hard. Sometimes these things just happen. As an older man I'm familiar with 'morning wood'. When I was younger, 'anytime wood' was possible.
    It's one thing if horniness is making you hard, you can try to blunt your arousal by redirecting your thoughts. What are you supposed to do when your penis gets a mind of its own?

  • 1. School was always bad. I remember getting them in gym class.
    2. What triggered them was actually being so terrified of getting them in gym class that it was on my mind enough to cause it. Other times, it's just spacing out and thinking about girls.
    3. They never lasted too long. I got rid of them by thinking of elderly women.
    4. I just pretended I needed to tie my shoes until it went away. Or i'd hold books in front of me in between classes or whatever. Nowadays it usually happens when I'm sitting down so it's easy enough to hunch forward or whatever if need be.

    It doesn't happen that frequently in public anymore. Maybe I have too much anxiety.

  • Just suddenly jump up at work and yell "Boner check! Who has them?"

    • Hahaha that's funny! Random boner checks.

    • Reminds me of a joke we did in the military. We would pass around an "EMHO" log and guys were supposed to write in appropriate remarks, The joke was on new guys. We would not tell them what EMHO meant. Just told them to think of something to write and pass it on. "EMHO" stood for "Early Morning Hard On". We had a laugh at whatever the poor new guy thought to write without knowing what it meant.

  • Oh jeeze yes I do lol at work, at family occasions, in the car with freinds, in the cinema, tbh pretty much anywhere lol and it can happen for no apparent reason, or my mind happens to recall something that turns me on, like the last time I had sex or anything like that lol can last anywhere from a minute to nearly ten which can be proper awkward, spesh if u have to get up lol usualy hide it by sitting down, crossing my legs or putting my hands near my lap while I'm "on my phone" or of course nipping to the loo quickly and tucking it up into the waistband of my boxers haha you girls are so lucky it's not obvious when ur accidently horny!!!

  • yes if i see sth that turns me on... i will get a boner :-P

  • i guess the most inappropriate place is the beach. surrounded by girls in swimwear, i can't help but get hard and shorts hide nothing. i have given up trying to hide it. i also get a boner when buying p*rn mags in the newsagents but again i dont hide it

  • Yea it happens, I am pretty big so when I even get slightly aroused I have a noticeable boner, it kinda sucks. I get a rock hard boner whenever I am around my crush and when I check later, I have a little pre-cum too. I try to concentrate on repulsive stuff and stay still until it goes away or try to adjust. :P

  • Fuk yea I do! N' I always stand tall an proudly show it off when it happens too! Needless to say I'm not aloud in the premisses of many local churches...

    But srsly I try an sweep it down under/between my thigh/s, facing towards the backside of my body, kinda like a dogs tail, as well, but it's really hard to hide it even when I do that. If they're intentionally trying to find it then they'll see it no matter what.

  • to be honest, mostly riding the bus with my bag on my lap :) I guess it's got to do with the vibrations of the bus :) but I think it hardly gets noticed. it will go away from alone when the stimulus is gone. I've never tried, but I don't think thinking about "unsexual" stuff (grandma in panties) would make it go away, since it wasn't caused by sexual thought. not sure though. after I leave the bus, maybe three minutes. I try to hide it with my jacket or bag.
    how about you, you say, you get horny inappropriately, have you ever gotten so wet in public that someone noticed? or maybe your nipples poking?

  • 1 On the bus
    2 Thoughts of sex had, Morning wood, Women in leggings showing camel toe, Thick nipples ( too many to mention ).
    3 It last up to 1 hour , do nothing to get rid of it.
    4 I don't, trying to hide it draws attention more to you than leaving it there.

  • i have pretty good control over myself. i don´t get errections in places where i don´t want/need them. it´s not like it happens instantaniously. if i realize it starts to get semi hard, i can just think of something, that will stop it xD.

  • Oh Dear GOD!

    My dick is SUCH a DICK!!

    In class
    In church
    In the car
    In swim shorts
    In dress pants
    At weddings
    At funerals
    At family reunions (not inspired by them)
    In the checkout line
    in an airplane rest room

    My dick is SUCH a DICK.

  • I'll get them in public if I'm texting/messaging a dirty conversation sometimes. Happened today in a Vietnamese restaurant, disn't matter as I was still eating.

    Before that I got one at Starbucks but unless it's a raging hard-on it just causes a larger bulge in my slacks. And honestly I don't care really if someone sees. I mean is someone really going to say, "I noticed you have what appears to be a partial erection."? If perverted women want a show I'm cool with it lol
    Rarely last very long unless my conversation is relatively uninterrupted.

  • It happens way to much. One time my hot teacher told me to come up and write on the board, but I couldn't do it because "my foot was asleep" if you know what I mean.

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