Sometimes I use a cucumber as a dildo then when I'm finished make a salad out of it. What do you think of that?

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I do this because I don't want to waste a perfectly good cucumber by throwing it in the bin :)

TadCurious · Accepted Answer

Did you ever see the "MacGruber" movie with Will Forte. In the movie he takes all his clothes off and puts a stick of celery in his ass so as to distract some guys with guns guarding a building. The trick worked, and in the next scene he's sitting eating the celery. One of his partners said something like "MacGruber! That was in your butt!" And MacGruber replied: "Hey, I washed it!" Your vagina juices aren't gonna hurt you, and you washed the cucumber!

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YourFutureEx · Accepted Answer

"Killing two birds with one stone"  You're doing it great. I appreciate you.

DivineAliah · Accepted Answer

I don't fuck myself with fruit. But I'm glad you don't waste food. I can't slam you for it. HELL! I bet half the negative comments probably did something even worse... But hey! Enjoy that salad 😂😊😂

dragonfly6516 · Accepted Answer

There's a fetish for that. Some men would even pay to eat that salad. The internet is weird place where you will learn things you never knew you didn't want to know.

Azara · Accepted Answer

Well sure why waste stuff.. I'd skin it first though to be sure :)

punkbaby · Accepted Answer

Your fucking cool is what I have to say about that.

Ozanne · Answer

Try adding carrots.

familyguy5 · Answer

That is actually really sexy.
Of course it would be a much bigger turn on if you used it with someone else and they got involved. Then you both eat it together.

On the other hand. I hope you wash off the cucumber before hand, due to microbial contaminants.

Creole_Flavor · Answer

OMG me too but I don't eat i my ex used to like me to feed him cucumbers with my juices on it I had no idea any one else did that lol

Nylena · Answer

definitely better than just throwing it away ;)

JohnBhoy94 · Answer

Troll spotted.

BertMacklinFBI · Answer

you cleaned it so whatevs, all good.

Frost_Byt3 · Answer

Mmm does female ejaculate make good salad dressing? :P

Polswedgirl · Answer

That's fucking disgusting

Ryosanada · Answer

Nothing wrong with that. You can wash it up.

TripleAce · Answer

i think it's not possible. How can you use a cucumber as a dildo when it's cut up and placed in the salad

Dargil · Answer

You won't need salt on the salad and the dressing will have added flavor.

rocelot · Answer

Firstly; does the taste differ? Secondly; has anyone else eaten your salad? Thirdly; would tossing your salad be a valid joke?

SomeoneImportant · Answer

Alright well...

Supermosh1990 · Answer

I find that very sexy!

wiedieaskimwalde · Answer

I'd say if you're the only one eating the salad it's all right. If others are eating of it too, then you should tell them. Not because of cleanliness or anything, I assume you do clean it. But simply because of the fact that the others might decide they don't want any salad after all after you told them. Give them that choice.